Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ What in the world did I do to deserve this?! ❯ Vegeta watched Days of Our lives?!? ( Chapter 9 )

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What in the World did I do to deserve this?

by SVZ


SVZ's note: There was a lot of positive feedback about changing to Japanese names so I agreed ^_^ The problem IS that I need to get off my lazy butt and look the names up^^' I have trouble finding Ami's boyfriend (in US version: Greg), I think its Urawa Ryo.... and I THINK the guy that had a slight crush on Minako (the volleyball guy) is Asai...please tell me if I'm wrong.Now didn't you all enjoy the Hercule bashing ^_^ I sure did!! The last chapter was LONG.....took me forever to type it up too. For those who don't know the names :

The Automatic Name Translator ^_^


Serena = Tsukino Usagi
Rini = Chibi Usa
Amy Anderson = Mizuno Ami
Lita = Kino Makoto
Mina = Aino Minako
Raye Hino = Hino Rei
Amara = Ten'ou Haruka
Michelle = Kaioah Michiru
Trista = Meiou Setsuna
Hotaru = Tomoe Hotaru
Molly Baker = Osaka Naru
Lizzie/Elizabeth(Andy's sister) = Furuhata Unazuki
Sam = Shingo


I THINK this covers it....and I'm going to stick with Chad's and Melvin's English names.Why? It makes them sound like idiots.'Nuff said.I am NOT a Chad/Rei shipper as you MAY have noticed in the previous chapters, sorry for all you Chad fans out there but I think he's an asshole.I also hate Jadeite for obvious reasons.Duh, he's EVIL...*shudder*
Sorry for not updating but my teachers are out to get me...I had about eight tests and a bunch of essays to do (Mrs.Bokaer, do you really want to kill me?) so I had a REALLY busy week.Sigh, lame excuses.So be it.

Disclaimer:
YES!!!!!!!!!! I OWN ANIME!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA *alarm clock rings* Damn, it was all a dream?Oh well, I can dream...I think...wait, I just woke up! Man, I gotta stop eating ice cream before I sleep...*smashes alarm clock*


Chapter nine

As you could imagine, it took quite a while for our young friends (and Trunks) to regain their dignity after the Mr.Announcer-look-alike left, it did not help at all when a guy that had just passed them had a mohawk that was multi-colored as though the guy accidently got cotton candy in his hair.A WHOLE lot of cotton candy in the colors of fluorescent pink and electric blue.
Upon Erasa's suggestion, they decided to cut through the park on their way to Capsule Corp.( the same park where Trunks met 'Fish guy') Trunks was happy to notice there were NO girls with blue hair running around trying to get a damn mirror out of his chest and Gohan just HAD to break the silence.
"Hey, this is the place where I saved Videl from a monster who couldn't count to three!"exclaimed Gohan ^_^
"WHAT?"said Trunks in disbelief, "Your joking, right?"
"Actually, I'm telling the truth,"Gohan was quite proud to say.
Trunks snorted, "For once."
Either Gohan chose to ignore that or it was because he was lost in thought to hear Trunks's remark;we will never know.
>Flashback
Gohan and Videl was walking in the park (dissing their evil teachers) when they were approached by this blonde-haired guy who was "confessing" his love to her.
Gohan and Videl were speechless but not for a good reason.This guy was WEIRD. END OF STORY.
"What the..."started Gohan.
"...hell?"finished Videl.
Of course, this didn't please Tiger eye much which made him count to three causing Videl to be locked up in this board-thingy and her dream mirror out.
"Hey!What in all seven hells are you doing!?"yelled Gohan, enraged to see Videl being chained up.
Tiger eye was sticking his head into Videl's dream mirror and was dissapointed to see Pegasus was in fact, NOT, in there.of course, he didn't hear videl screaming in pain. (SVZ's note: Hey, you would too if a strange guy just stuck his enormous head-due to his ego-no doubt- in to yyour dream mirror.)
"Damnit, where can that stupid flying horse be?!?"
Gohan was in a fighting stance when the taller blonde guy was speaking and nearly fell over when he heard that.
'Flying horse? Does this guy belong in to an insane asylum or what? Maybe he escaped although he doesn't look bright enough to do so...'thought Gohan, blinking.
Tiger eye was still grumbing to himself as he ordered a monster to come out of his shadow with a sign of an eye with a wing and out came comes a ...a....
Well, it was a thing.That looked like a spider-lady who looked like she had just went through plastic sugery only the surgeon was a clown. The spider-lady had bright blue hair (imagine Ksenian from The Promise of The Rose) only she(or is it a she?) wore blue makeup.A ton of it.Not to mention the fact she was scantily dressed to be mistaken for Britney Spears in a wig.
The lady cracked an evil grin, "On the count of three, I will DESRTROY YOU!!??"
(Of course, Tiger eye was long gone by now.coward.)
Gohan waited for something to happen.
"1-2-15!! No, that can't be right! 1-4-8! Nope, that's not right either!!"
Gohan felt his jaw drop.This was BEYOND pathetic. He did the only thing he could think of.He ended the pathetic little creature's life by aiming a ki blast through her.
Goahn rushed over to Videl, "Hey Videl, you okay?" he asked as he undo the chains to the board thing.
Videl founded it difficult to answer because she accidently tripped and fell onto Gohan in a VERY compromising poisition.
As luck would have it, Erasa and Sharpener came right around the bend.
"Um...are we interupting something?'asked Sharpener, wide-eyed.He crushed his soda drink without noticing.
"We were just passing...we didn't see anything we weren't suppose to...."trailed off Erasa who nearly dropped her carton of popcorn.
Videl reddened and got herself up in record time and she and Gohan began making up excuses. At the same time.
"You see..."
"It's not what you think..."
End Flashback>
Gohan blushed just thinking of the entire thing and although he couldn't tell, Videl (who was behind him) was also sharing the same thoughts.It was lucky that they arrived at Capsule Corp by then since Sharpner and Erasa were sure to bring that topic up.
Trunks opened the door and when he and everyone entered the living room. They were greeted with the sight of Vegeta glaring at everything and anyone in sight, Bulma and Chi-Chi laughing thier heads off while fiddling with the VCR, and Goku blissfully eating a bowl of potato chips (the size of a rather large fishtank) while waving at them.
"Hi Gohan!'cried Goku, spraying morsels of chips all over the prince of all saiyans while at it.
"Kakarat! that's disgusting!"scowled Vegeta, brushing bits of chips off his fighting armor.
Goku swallowed, "Oops, sorry Vegeta! I'll be more careful!"
Vegeta snorted and rolled his eyes, letting his gaze fall on his eldest brat.
"You shouild have killed him and left it at that,"said Vegeta.
It took Trunks a moment to realize he was referring to Hercule.
"Well, I could but I-wait, you mean you SAW!?!?"
Bulma laughed, "Trunks, it was broadcast everywhere.Of course we saw."
Trunks opened his mouth, closed it again and after a few seconds, he asked supiciously, "Mom, how did you get Vegeta to watch it then? He doesn't watch TV."
Vegeta who was snickering before, paled. 'Shit...'
Bulma raised an eyebrow but didn't answer, knowing her husband would be very dipleased if she spilled the beans.She'll have to wait for someone to do that for her.
Chi-Chi remained silent and Goku...
"Oh, we were watching Days of Our Lives when it appeared!"explained Goku.
HE spilled the beans. Oh dear.
Trunks and Gohan's jaw dropped open so it hung down to their knees(Videl, Sharpener, and Erasa weren't paying attention so they had NO clue on what they were talking about).
Gohan regained his speaking ability, "VEGETA was watching a SOAP OPERA!!!??? Is the world coming to an end?!!"
Gohan began running around screaming things like, "I don't wanna die!" until Chi-Chi brought out her Frying Pan of Doom from out of nowhere and knocked him unconcious.
Trunks was about to question the sanity of his ather when the phone rang in ther kitchen.Trunks shook his head and went to answer that first since everyone was trying to hold Vegeta back from strangling Goku, and Videl was fretting over Gohan.
"Um, hello?"he asked when he picked up the phone.
"TRUNKS! YOU DESTROYED MINAKO'S AND MY SCHOOL!!"
Trunks winced at the volume of Rei screaming. 'I'd thought that building looked familliar...'
(SVZ's note: Remember in the last chapter when I said he destroyed a building that looked familliar?Well, now you know ^^)
"Um, sorry?"squeaked Trunks. 'I am SO dead....'
Rei sounded suprised, "Why are you sorry? I'm happy! Now I can go to school with the rest of my friends! Minako too! you kinda destroyed part of her school too..."
Trunks cleared his throat, "So...you're not mad?"
"Not at all."
"Great,"said Trunks grinning.
"Say Trunks?"asked Rei, a bit apprehensively.
"Yes?"asked Trunks a bit confused.Usually, Rei was confident and spoke her mind.It was not normal to see her (or hear her) nervous.
Rei began to stammer,"W-well....threre's this..um guy t-that I like and I want to ask him out to go to the festival tonight but I can't figure out how and I'm afraid he'll -er-think of me silly and he won't go..." Rei sounded like she was on the verge of tears.
Trunks felt his heart sink like a stone. 'She likes...someone else...probably Chad...'
"Well Trunks?Um, you're a guy.What should I do?"
Trunks forced his voice to become neutral and he did a very nice job of hiding his feelings as he spoke, "I think, um, you should ask him.Any guy would be lucky to have you."
'Too bad it couldn't be me...'
"So, do you want to go to the festival with me?"
"Yeah, that's perfect,"said Trunks, thinking she practicing what to say on him.
"No Trunks, I mean it...do you want to go to the festival with me?"
Trunks was speechless.
"Well, do you?"asked Rei a bit impatently.
"Sure...I'll love to..."replied Trunks.
"Great! Meet you at the public fountain at five!"
"Okay..."
Trunk hung up the phone with a huge grin on his face when reality struck.
'What the hell am I suppose to do on a date?!?!'
TBC

SVZ's note: Lame chappie, I know.Easy on the flames if you want me to update. I recently got two flames and that partly caused why I couldn't write.Anyway, review!I'll focused more on Rei next time.This chappie was more focused at Capsule Corp.hey, and e-mail me! I luuuuvvvvv e-mails!DTN was also was nice enough to draw a cover for this fic.You can see it at :://www.mediaminer.org/fanart/view.php?id=102420