Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ You Ask The Z Gang Answers ❯ Chapter 7

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SayinAngelPrincess: All right people vacation time is over. Time to get back to answering questions.

Chibi Goten: Do we have to? Can't you still be on vacation?

SayinAngelPrincess: Yes you have too and I'm sorry I'd love to still be up in Disney but I can't so deal with it.

Vegeta: Someone's cranky

SayinAngelPrincess: I'm not cranky I just woke up way to early today.

Chibi Trunks: Uh huh, sure, whatever

SayinAngelPrincess: It's true now stop picking on me and let's get down to business. This letter comes from fieryone233

I'M BACK AGAIN!

Q1. (To Kid Trunks) What was it like fused with Goten?

Q2. (To Vegeta) What were you thinking when you first saw Goku? Oh your name is now king of all that's dumb.

Q3. (To Hercule) You are a pancake eating freak of nature and your name is now king of dung and what were you thinking when you fought Kid Buu you dumb arse.

Q4. (To Cell) Can I set you on fire again crispy?

Q5. (To Frieza) Can I also drench you in gasoline then put you on fire?

Q6. (To Goku) Yo what were you thinking when you were getting your drivers license?

Q7. (To Goten) What I said to Trunks flipped.

Q8. (To Nappa) What were you thinking when Vegeta shot and killed you?

Chibi Trunks: It was pretty cool although sometimes our personalities clashed a bit, but I liked it cause I was in charge.

Vegeta: I thought that he could be a worthy Saiyan and where do you get the nerve to call me king of all that's dumb? I've got half a mind to blast you right here and now.

SayinAngelPrincess: There will be no blasting the reviewers.

Hercule: How dare you insult me! I'll have you know I'm the world champion.

Chichi: You are no world champion. All you do is take all the glory for the hard work my husband and sons do you big idiot. *Hits Hercule in the head with frying pan.*

Hercule: @_@

SayinAngelPrincess: Sorry we're gonna have to wait for him to gain consciousness again before he can answer your question

Cell: No you CANNOT! *Runs to hide in another room*

Frieza: I forbid you to set me on fire

Vegeta: Who cares what you say, you're going to be set on fire and that's it end of discussion

Goku: I hope I get it so that Chichi won't hit me on the head with her frying pan

Goten: It was really fun

Nappa: I thought 'hey this isn't very nice of him'

Vegeta: *sighs* you are such a dumb ass

SayinAngelPrincess: Okay the next letter comes from whitefairy

Fae: PICCOLO! *Glomps Piccolo* *gets pulled away*

Fluffy: Ask the questions!

Fae: Oh right! Um….

Fluffy: -_-+ We heard a rumor that when Piccolo was training Gohan in the wood, when Gohan was four, Piccolo was only eight! Is this true?

Fae: *glomps Piccolo again* Chibi Piccolo! ^O^ I've got pics of Piccolo as a baby wanna see 'em! *Waves photos around*

Piccolo: It is not true it's just a rumor. Now answer me this how did you get baby pictures of me?

SayinAngelPrincess: Show them to me later ok? Now lets move on to the next letter which comes from son gomay vidal

For Chichi

Yes I understand. Oh um can I have a frying pan too cause I'm sick of all the boys that dump me all the time and since Dende said I couldn't barbq anyone for dumping me for the next thousand years for he'd have Yama damn me to hell I kinda need one, so can I please have one? Did you ever think about learning to fly?

Goten

Cool! Hey um why do you date Paris? Everyone hates her you know. Wouldn't you rather go out with Bra? What's with the haircut? Why do you wear such dorky clothes?

Bra: Do you like to fight?

Pan: What do you think of your mom and dad? Do you want another sibling? If so brother or sister? Where did you get the bandanna?

Trunks

What did you think of Bra when she was first born? If you could have another sibling would it be brother or sister?

Videl

How come Pan is an only child? Can you use ki?

SayinAngelPrincess

I talk too much don't I?

Chichi: Of course you can have one honey and if whacking them on the head doesn't help then send them to us and your father and I will take care of them right Goku?

Goku: *nods head* No one hurts my baby girl and lives to tell about it

Chichi: See nothing to worry about. Now about me thinking about learning to fly, yes I have thought about it but I can't seem to get anyone to stay and teach me

Goten: I know Paris can be a real ditz at times and I guess the only reason I'm dating her is because I want a girlfriend. In all honesty I'd love to date Bra but Vegeta won't let me. I like my haircut it's different and I know my clothes are dorky but I have no say in it cause mom picks it out *pretends to gag*

Chichi: *growls while holding up frying pan*

Goten: And she has very good taste

Bra: I don't really like to fight

Pan: I love them and all but they can be really boring. I guess I'd like to have another sibling maybe a baby sister. Oh and I got the bandanna as a gift from a friend

Trunks: I thought she would be really annoying and if I could have another sibling I'd like to have a little brother

Videl: Pan's an only child because well we're both busy and we just wouldn't have time to take care of another child. Yes I can use ki but only to fly I'm still working on the other stuff

SayinAngelPrincess: I don't think so I've met people who talk a lot more than that aka my sister. J All right time for the next letter, which comes from GuseBat

Whoo-hoo I'm back!

1 (for Kaiobit) Kaiobit! Take me away! But not to the funny farm, they don't like repeat customers.

2 (for Johnny Appleseed) How about some pants there mister?

3 (for Fanny Wanny Diddledee) Like your new name?

4 (for everyone) What's your personal view on yoai?

5 (for all girls) I highly respect you for putting up with your husbands

6 (for Zarbon) o_o What are you?

7 (for Puar) O_O Where are you?

8 (for Announcer) oO0, Who are you?

9 (for Shin) ^_^ When are you?

That's it for now

P.S. Never underestimate the power of a crazy person

*Transmission lost*

Kaiobit: Um sure, how about I take you away to a far away planet like in another galaxy?

Johnny Appleseed: First off the name is Frieza F-R-I-E-Z-A and my race does not wear pants so nuah :P

Fanny Wanny Diddledee: I hate it, my name is Cell and I refuse to be called anything differently

Vegeta: I don't like it

Goku: *shrugs* It don't bother me

Chibi Goten: What's yoai?

Chibi Trunks: It's like those stories where the writers have put my dad and your dad together

Chibi Goten: Oh

Chichi: I don't like it either

All girls: Thank you

Zarbon: I am a very good-looking, powerful being

SayinAngelPrincess: Yeah and when he powers up looks like a giant toad

Puar: What are you talking about I'm right here next to Yamcha

Announcer: I'm just known as the announcer

Shin: o_O I think you should have your head examined. These last few questions don't make sense at all

SayinAngelPrincess: All right well time for the last letter, which comes from serenityblossom

Hi! This is me again. I thought of another question.

O.K. Yamcha…Did or did you not cheat on Bulma?

And for your own safety I hope not.

And Chichi thanks for the pan it works wonderfully!

Bye ^_^

Yamcha: I have been attracted to other women and have drooled over them but I have NOT cheated of Bulma

Chichi: You're welcome, anytime

SayinAngelPrincess: Well that's it for now until next time

All: Bye