Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ The Little Bitbeast ❯ Part Three ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Kameko-chan 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Fantasy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.15.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 177 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Fantasy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.15.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 177 | Status: Completed
Title: The Little Bitbeast
Authors: Kameko-chan and Kawaii Phantom
Warnings: Swearing and OC's
Pairings: Far too many, both real and implied. Just read and find out.
Notes: No notes today, too tired...
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[at the palace]
Tyson: [kicks door] Get outta the bathroom, Duobat! You've been in there for HOURS, and I gotta goooooooooooo!!!
[Duobat walks out, dazed look on her face]
Duobat: Oh... sorry, Tyson. [walks off]
Tyson: Did Duobat just say 'sorry'??
Robert: What is up with her?
Duobat: Good morning, Dad. [smiles and leaves]
Tala: Could she be any more obvious?
Kevin: Only if she wore a sign around her neck saying 'I've got the hots for ____'
Dickenson: What are you boys talking about??
Gary: Duobat's in love, Dad.
Enrique: Or in serious lust, at least.
Dickenson: [faints]
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[outside]
Rufu: [walking back and forth wearing a hole in the ground] Okay, I don't think the king knows, which is good. But with the way you've been acting, he's going to figure it out...
Duobat: [staring off into space] Huh? Did you say something, Rufu?
Rufu: I'm TRYING to save our... uhh...
Kameko: Asses?
Rufu: Yes, what she said. And you're not even LISTENING!! Stop talking like an idiot!
Duobat: I'm gonna see him tonight... I'm sure Kenny knows were he lives...
Rufu: Duobat...
Duobat: I'll fly down, and we can throw rocks at his window to get his attention!
Kameko: 'We'? Don't go dragging me into this...
Rufu: [sings]
The sun always shines brighter
In somebody else’s sky,
You dream about going down there
But that is a big mistake,
Just look at this world around you
Such beautiful clouds surround you,
What more could you ask for?
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Darling the fun is
Up were the sun is,
Listen to me,
Down on they shore they work all day,
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devoting
Full time to floating
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Here all the Bits are happy
’Cause they fly and play all day,
The Bits on the land ain't happy,
They’re sad cause they’re stuck in a blade!
But Bit in the blade is lucky,
The others are in for a worser fate
One day the boss get hungry,
and you can guess who’s gonna be on the plate!
Kameko: WHAT!!??
Rufu:
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Nobody can beat us,
Fly us and eat us
In fricassees!
Dont worry, Bitmaid,
We've got it made!
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Since life is sweet here
We got it beat here
All throught out the day
Everyone get the urge to play
We got the spirit
Can you hear it?
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Rufu: [notices that Kameko and Duobat are gone] HEY!! You didn’t listen to my song!! ARRRRRRRGGG!!!
Jazzman: Rufu! Rufu! I've been looking everywhere for you... the king wants to see you!
Rufu: King Black Dranzer??
Jazzman: He wants to see you ASAP, I think it’s about Duobat.
Rufu: Oh crumbs...
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[in throne room]
Dickenson: I wonder who the lucky guy is...
Rufu: [muttering] Calm down, Rufu, calm down... [squeaks] Yes?
Dickenson: Ah, Rufu, just the person I wanted to see. I've been wondering about Duobat, have you noticed her acting weird lately?
Rufu: Weird? No, I haven't noticed anything weird, have you noticed anything weird, 'cause I haven't noticed anything weird... define weird?
Dickenson: You know... the daydreaming, humming, and she hasn't fought with her brothers in awhile, either.
Rufu: Oh, THAT. Well... uh... er...
Dickenson: Uh, Rufu...
Rufu: Y-yes?
Dickenson: Is... is there something you’re not telling me?
Rufu: Uhhhh...
Dickenson: About Duobat, that is?
Rufu: Duobat?
Dickeson: Is she... in love?
Rufu; I told her to stay away! I told her that those people down there are nothing but trouble, but would she listen?? NO!
Dickenson: Humans? I thought we were talking about Duobat.
Rufu: ... I didn't say 'humans', I said 'those people down there'...
Dickenson: ... She likes 'those people down there'?
Rufu: Well, just one of them, really...
Dickenson: What am I gonna do?
Rufu: Send her to bed without dessert?
Dickenson: That’s right, send her to bed without dessert! Where is she, anyways? I thought you were looking after her?
Rufu: Riiiiight... I'll go look for her. Are you coming, sire?
Dickenson: No, I'll stay here.
Rufu: Okay, I'm off!
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[on land]
Duobat: Kameko, what are were doing here?
Kameko: You'll see in a sec. You'd better appreciate this...
Duobat: Is it done yet? How about now?
Kameko: Hold on!! Geez, you're impatient. [take off tarp] Okay, you can look.
Duobat: SQUEAL! Kameko, you’re the best! [ogles statue of Kai]
Kameko: Ya, I know.
Duobat: Were am I gonna put it?
Kameko: I dunno. You could probably keep it in your room, it's not like anyone dares to set foot in that disaster area.
Duobat: [turns around to see Rufu] Hey, Rufu...
Rufu: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Duobat: Uhhhh...nothing
Rufu: Not ONLY do you break the rules by rescuing that HUMAN, but now you're BACK on land gawking at some ugly statue of the guy!!
Duobat: He's not ugly! You’re not going to tell dad, are you Rufu? [smiles cutely]
Rufu: I don't need to, I have the authority to smash this stupid hunk of rock to bits!
Kameko: Nooooo!!! I spent HOURS dragging that thing up from the sea floor!
Duobat: Noo!!!
Rufu: Yes! [smashes statue to bits]
Duobat: [sniffle] That wasn't very nice, Rufu!
Rufu: Sorry, but it had to be done. You've gotten your own way one too many times!
Duobat: [glares] Meanie!
Kameko: Ya!
Rufu: Fine, I'll just LEAVE then!! [stomps off]
Duobat: Good riddance! [sticks out tongue]
[Drigger and Galleon appear]
Drigger: Poor little Bitmaid...
Galleon: Poor, poor little Bitmaid... [shakes head] So many problems...
Kameko: [mutters] she's got problems, all right.
Duobat: Shut up!!
Galleon: Suppose we could help her, Drigger? [glances at Duobat]
Drigger: I dunno, should we?
Duobat: Yes, you should. Who are you guys?
Drigger: I'm Drigger, and this is my partner, Galleon.
Duobat: Nice to meet'cha! Now, how are you guys gonna help me?
Kameko: I don't think this is a good idea...
Galleon: We know someone who can make your dreams come true...
Drigger: Imagine...
Galleon: You and the Prince...
Drigger and Galleon: Living happily ever after...
Kameko: And how the hell is that gonna work?
Duobat: Don't care! Make it happen!
Galleon: You must visit KP...
Drigger: She has great powers...
Duobat: Isn't she that Bit-witch chick?
Kameko: DEFINITELY not a good idea...
Galleon: Fine, if you don’t wanna...
Drigger: You don’t have to...
Duobat: [looks at pile of rubble] Ohhhhhh... WAIT!! I'll go!
Drigger: Good choice.
Galleon: Let’s go.
Duobat: Okay. [follows Drigger and Galleon]
Kameko: [mutters] Crap... I'd better get Rufu before Duobat kills herself... [leaves]
Rufu: [waves arms frantically] Where’s Duobat???
Kameko: She's gone to see KP!
Rufu: WHAT?! That mean spirited Bit-witch?
Kameko: That'd be the one. Come on, let's follow her!
Rufu: All right!
-----------TBC-------------
Writers crave praiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise...
Authors: Kameko-chan and Kawaii Phantom
Warnings: Swearing and OC's
Pairings: Far too many, both real and implied. Just read and find out.
Notes: No notes today, too tired...
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[at the palace]
Tyson: [kicks door] Get outta the bathroom, Duobat! You've been in there for HOURS, and I gotta goooooooooooo!!!
[Duobat walks out, dazed look on her face]
Duobat: Oh... sorry, Tyson. [walks off]
Tyson: Did Duobat just say 'sorry'??
Robert: What is up with her?
Duobat: Good morning, Dad. [smiles and leaves]
Tala: Could she be any more obvious?
Kevin: Only if she wore a sign around her neck saying 'I've got the hots for ____'
Dickenson: What are you boys talking about??
Gary: Duobat's in love, Dad.
Enrique: Or in serious lust, at least.
Dickenson: [faints]
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[outside]
Rufu: [walking back and forth wearing a hole in the ground] Okay, I don't think the king knows, which is good. But with the way you've been acting, he's going to figure it out...
Duobat: [staring off into space] Huh? Did you say something, Rufu?
Rufu: I'm TRYING to save our... uhh...
Kameko: Asses?
Rufu: Yes, what she said. And you're not even LISTENING!! Stop talking like an idiot!
Duobat: I'm gonna see him tonight... I'm sure Kenny knows were he lives...
Rufu: Duobat...
Duobat: I'll fly down, and we can throw rocks at his window to get his attention!
Kameko: 'We'? Don't go dragging me into this...
Rufu: [sings]
The sun always shines brighter
In somebody else’s sky,
You dream about going down there
But that is a big mistake,
Just look at this world around you
Such beautiful clouds surround you,
What more could you ask for?
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Darling the fun is
Up were the sun is,
Listen to me,
Down on they shore they work all day,
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devoting
Full time to floating
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Here all the Bits are happy
’Cause they fly and play all day,
The Bits on the land ain't happy,
They’re sad cause they’re stuck in a blade!
But Bit in the blade is lucky,
The others are in for a worser fate
One day the boss get hungry,
and you can guess who’s gonna be on the plate!
Kameko: WHAT!!??
Rufu:
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Nobody can beat us,
Fly us and eat us
In fricassees!
Dont worry, Bitmaid,
We've got it made!
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Since life is sweet here
We got it beat here
All throught out the day
Everyone get the urge to play
We got the spirit
Can you hear it?
Up in the sky!
Up in the sky!
Rufu: [notices that Kameko and Duobat are gone] HEY!! You didn’t listen to my song!! ARRRRRRRGGG!!!
Jazzman: Rufu! Rufu! I've been looking everywhere for you... the king wants to see you!
Rufu: King Black Dranzer??
Jazzman: He wants to see you ASAP, I think it’s about Duobat.
Rufu: Oh crumbs...
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[in throne room]
Dickenson: I wonder who the lucky guy is...
Rufu: [muttering] Calm down, Rufu, calm down... [squeaks] Yes?
Dickenson: Ah, Rufu, just the person I wanted to see. I've been wondering about Duobat, have you noticed her acting weird lately?
Rufu: Weird? No, I haven't noticed anything weird, have you noticed anything weird, 'cause I haven't noticed anything weird... define weird?
Dickenson: You know... the daydreaming, humming, and she hasn't fought with her brothers in awhile, either.
Rufu: Oh, THAT. Well... uh... er...
Dickenson: Uh, Rufu...
Rufu: Y-yes?
Dickenson: Is... is there something you’re not telling me?
Rufu: Uhhhh...
Dickenson: About Duobat, that is?
Rufu: Duobat?
Dickeson: Is she... in love?
Rufu; I told her to stay away! I told her that those people down there are nothing but trouble, but would she listen?? NO!
Dickenson: Humans? I thought we were talking about Duobat.
Rufu: ... I didn't say 'humans', I said 'those people down there'...
Dickenson: ... She likes 'those people down there'?
Rufu: Well, just one of them, really...
Dickenson: What am I gonna do?
Rufu: Send her to bed without dessert?
Dickenson: That’s right, send her to bed without dessert! Where is she, anyways? I thought you were looking after her?
Rufu: Riiiiight... I'll go look for her. Are you coming, sire?
Dickenson: No, I'll stay here.
Rufu: Okay, I'm off!
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[on land]
Duobat: Kameko, what are were doing here?
Kameko: You'll see in a sec. You'd better appreciate this...
Duobat: Is it done yet? How about now?
Kameko: Hold on!! Geez, you're impatient. [take off tarp] Okay, you can look.
Duobat: SQUEAL! Kameko, you’re the best! [ogles statue of Kai]
Kameko: Ya, I know.
Duobat: Were am I gonna put it?
Kameko: I dunno. You could probably keep it in your room, it's not like anyone dares to set foot in that disaster area.
Duobat: [turns around to see Rufu] Hey, Rufu...
Rufu: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Duobat: Uhhhh...nothing
Rufu: Not ONLY do you break the rules by rescuing that HUMAN, but now you're BACK on land gawking at some ugly statue of the guy!!
Duobat: He's not ugly! You’re not going to tell dad, are you Rufu? [smiles cutely]
Rufu: I don't need to, I have the authority to smash this stupid hunk of rock to bits!
Kameko: Nooooo!!! I spent HOURS dragging that thing up from the sea floor!
Duobat: Noo!!!
Rufu: Yes! [smashes statue to bits]
Duobat: [sniffle] That wasn't very nice, Rufu!
Rufu: Sorry, but it had to be done. You've gotten your own way one too many times!
Duobat: [glares] Meanie!
Kameko: Ya!
Rufu: Fine, I'll just LEAVE then!! [stomps off]
Duobat: Good riddance! [sticks out tongue]
[Drigger and Galleon appear]
Drigger: Poor little Bitmaid...
Galleon: Poor, poor little Bitmaid... [shakes head] So many problems...
Kameko: [mutters] she's got problems, all right.
Duobat: Shut up!!
Galleon: Suppose we could help her, Drigger? [glances at Duobat]
Drigger: I dunno, should we?
Duobat: Yes, you should. Who are you guys?
Drigger: I'm Drigger, and this is my partner, Galleon.
Duobat: Nice to meet'cha! Now, how are you guys gonna help me?
Kameko: I don't think this is a good idea...
Galleon: We know someone who can make your dreams come true...
Drigger: Imagine...
Galleon: You and the Prince...
Drigger and Galleon: Living happily ever after...
Kameko: And how the hell is that gonna work?
Duobat: Don't care! Make it happen!
Galleon: You must visit KP...
Drigger: She has great powers...
Duobat: Isn't she that Bit-witch chick?
Kameko: DEFINITELY not a good idea...
Galleon: Fine, if you don’t wanna...
Drigger: You don’t have to...
Duobat: [looks at pile of rubble] Ohhhhhh... WAIT!! I'll go!
Drigger: Good choice.
Galleon: Let’s go.
Duobat: Okay. [follows Drigger and Galleon]
Kameko: [mutters] Crap... I'd better get Rufu before Duobat kills herself... [leaves]
Rufu: [waves arms frantically] Where’s Duobat???
Kameko: She's gone to see KP!
Rufu: WHAT?! That mean spirited Bit-witch?
Kameko: That'd be the one. Come on, let's follow her!
Rufu: All right!
-----------TBC-------------
Writers crave praiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise...