Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ The Little Bitbeast ❯ Part Four ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Kameko-chan 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Fantasy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.15.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 150 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Fantasy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.15.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 150 | Status: Completed
Title: The Little Bitbeast
Authors: Kameko-chan and Kawaii Phantom
Warnings: Swearing and OC's
Pairings: Far too many, both real and implied. Just read and find out.
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[At entrance of KP's lair]
Drigger and Galleon: Right this way...
KP: Come in, come in, don’t be shy, i dont bite... hard, anyways. So you’re here because of this thing you have for a Prince? A human one at that, well as I see it the only way to be with him is...
Duobat: [waits] the only way to be with him is... what?
KP: To become a human yourself, duh!
Duobat: OH! Of course! [thinks] Ummm... is that possible?
KP: [grins] You bet, its what I do best! To help people who cannot help themselves...
[ sings]
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
(Pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain,
In need,
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed.
Those poor unfortunate souls,
So sad,
So true,
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, KP please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do.
Now it's happened once or twice,
Someone couldn't pay the price,
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals.
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls!
KP: Ok, here’s the plan... I have a Bit-chip that will turn you human for [holds up 3 fingers] 3 days.
Duobat: And what do you want for it?
KP: [evil grin] Your Bitbeast powers.
Duobat: My-my powers? For only three days??
KP: [coughs] You also have to get him to kiss you before the sun sets on the third day... but it has to be a kiss of true love, or else!
Duobat: Or else what?
KP: Well, you turn back into a Bitmaid, and you will belong to me. Also, if you tell him that you were the girl that saved him, you turn back automatically!
Rufu: [runs in] NO, don’t do it!
Kameko: Rufu, don't!!!
[Rufu gets tackled and tied up by Drigger and Galleon]
KP: So, what’s it going to be? Live here in this dump with her [jerks thumb at tied up Rufu] or go and meet the guy of your dreams?
Kameko: As hot as that prince dude is, as I've mentioned many times, this is a REALLY BAD IDEA!
Duobat: I dunno... [looks at Rufu, then Kameko, then KP] I'd have to give up my powers...
KP: You wont even miss them. Down in that world you can easily get by with looks, your very beautiful.
Duobat: [blush] You think so?
KP: You bet! [winks]
Kameko: This is getting creepy...
KP: So do we have a deal?
Duobat: [nods]
KP: Alright just sign on the dotted line!
Kameko: This can't end well...
Duobat: Yes it will! [signs contract]
KP: All right... Bitbeast powers, come to me! [holds up Bit-chip]
[Duobat loses powers and turns into a human]
KP: Well, I guess you’d better get going, I wouldn’t want you to waste any time. [floor opens underneath Duobat, Kameko and Rufu and they fall]
Duobat: EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Kameko & Rufu: [catch Duobat]
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[Kai and Max walking on the beach]
Max: Woof, woof!
Kai: Why can't I get that voice outta my head? What's wrong with me?
[Kameko, Duobat and Rufu land on beach]
Kenny: Hey guys, whats up? Anything new?
Rufu: Oh nothing much... EXCEPT DUOBAT TRADED HER BITBEAST POWERS FOR THREE DAYS AS A HUMAN, AND IF SHE DOESN'T MAKE THE PRINCE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER SHE'LL BELONG TO THE BIT-WITCH!!!
Kameko: And that chick's pretty damn creepy.
Kenny: I see...
Rufu: IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY????????!!!!!!!
Kenny: [cowers] I'm sorry! Well, I guess she has to learn how to be a human now.
Duobat: Ha, piece of cake! [stands up] See, nothing to it!
Kameko: [sweatdrop] You could walk before, you moron.
Duobat: Oh, ya...
[Back to Kai and Max]
Max: Woof, woof! [runs around in circles]
Kai: What is it, you dumb mutt?
Max: Woof, woof, woof! [runs to where Duobat is]
Kenny: Ack! Run for it!
Kameko: [grabs Rufu and dives behind a rock]
Duobat: It’s... it’s him!! [squeals]
Kai: That voice... It sounds familiar... [sees Duobat] Oh, hello.
Duobat: Hi... I'm Duobat.
Kai: [thinks] Could she be that girl... nah, it couldn’t be, that’s too crazy. Still... [speaks] Nice to meet you. Hey, would you, um, like to come over for lunch? And maybe a change of clothes, those ones are all muddy...
Duobat: Uh, sure!
Kai: Okay, follow me...
[they walk off]
Kameko: Sure, just leave us behind... Bi--
Rufu: KAMEKO!
Kenny: I think you better follow her
Kameko: [grumbles] Don't see why we have to babysit the spoiled little brat...
Rufu: Ooooooo, someone's jealous....
Kameko: AM NOT! [grabs Rufu] Come on, we'd better make sure she doesn't do something stupid.
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[at the castle]
Oliver: How am I supposed to give you a bath if you won't let me into the bathroom?
Duobat: Get lost you perv, I can do it myself!
Oliver: [sighs] Fine, at least pass me your clothes so I can wash them.
Duobat: [opens door a crack and chucks clothes at Oliver and then slams the door]
Oliver: They don't pay me NEARLY enough for this...
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[Eddie and Michael washing clothes]
Eddie: Have you heard about that girl?
Kameko: Think they're talking about Duobat?
Rufu: Shhhh, I can't hear them!
Michael: The one Kai brought home?
Eddie: Ya, she sure ain't no princess, look at what she wears!
Kameko: [looks at outfit] What’s wrong with it?
Michael: Well, if Kai is looking for a girl, he should ask me, cause I am such a chick magnet!
Eddie: As if! [splashes water at Michael]
Michael: Hey! [splashes back and they start a water war]
Rufu: [rolls eyes] How immature... [sees Kameko inching towards the guys] No, Kameko!!
Kameko: But I wanna play...
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[In the dining room]
Gramps: Use your head, little dude, girls don't go swimming in the middle of the ocean rescuing people and then go flying off into the sky!
Kai: They do too, damnit! I'll find her, and then I'll marry her just to spite you!
Oliver: [pokes head out] Ummmm... sire? Miss Duobat refuses to wear a dress, so I had to lend her one of your outfits, I hope you don't mind.
Duobat: [yells] Damn right!
Kai: [sweatdrops] Uh, whatever, send her in.
Gramps: Well, she has quite the attitude.
Kai: I figured you'd be used to attitude by now.
Gramps: [mumbles] Come, sit down. You must be hungry. It's not often Kai brings girls to lunch.
Duobat: Uh, thanks. [sits down]
Kai: I wonder what's keeping Ray... [takes out his Beyblade]
Duobat: Wow, can I see that?
Kai: Uh, I guess. [hands over blade] Be careful with it.
Duobat: Of course. [stares at blade] I have something like this, [points at attack ring] ‘cept its sharp and bigger than yours...
Kai: [blinks] It wouldn't happen to be green, with the blades curving out sharply like this, [draws curve in the air] would it?
Duobat: [nods head] Yes, exactly like that!
Kai: [eyes wide] How'd you get one of those? They're practically impossible to find!
Duobat: Really?
[Kai and Duobat start blabbering on about Beyblade parts]
Gramps: Well, this is the most I've ever heard Kai talk in a long time.
Oliver: I didn't think the guy could even say more than five words at a time...
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[Kameko and Rufu walking through the castle]
Kameko: You know, we're kinda conspicuous, being half person, half Bitbeast and all.
Rufu: Yeah... and?
Kameko: Why don't we transform into our pure forms? It'll be easier to sneak around, you’re a freakin’ BUTTERFLY for god’s sake...
Rufu: Good plan! [transforms into butterfly]
Kameko: [transforms into panther] Let's split up, I'll explore the east wing, you explore the west.
Rufu: Okay!
-------------TBC---------------
Authors: Kameko-chan and Kawaii Phantom
Warnings: Swearing and OC's
Pairings: Far too many, both real and implied. Just read and find out.
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[At entrance of KP's lair]
Drigger and Galleon: Right this way...
KP: Come in, come in, don’t be shy, i dont bite... hard, anyways. So you’re here because of this thing you have for a Prince? A human one at that, well as I see it the only way to be with him is...
Duobat: [waits] the only way to be with him is... what?
KP: To become a human yourself, duh!
Duobat: OH! Of course! [thinks] Ummm... is that possible?
KP: [grins] You bet, its what I do best! To help people who cannot help themselves...
[ sings]
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
(Pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain,
In need,
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed.
Those poor unfortunate souls,
So sad,
So true,
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, KP please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do.
Now it's happened once or twice,
Someone couldn't pay the price,
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals.
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls!
KP: Ok, here’s the plan... I have a Bit-chip that will turn you human for [holds up 3 fingers] 3 days.
Duobat: And what do you want for it?
KP: [evil grin] Your Bitbeast powers.
Duobat: My-my powers? For only three days??
KP: [coughs] You also have to get him to kiss you before the sun sets on the third day... but it has to be a kiss of true love, or else!
Duobat: Or else what?
KP: Well, you turn back into a Bitmaid, and you will belong to me. Also, if you tell him that you were the girl that saved him, you turn back automatically!
Rufu: [runs in] NO, don’t do it!
Kameko: Rufu, don't!!!
[Rufu gets tackled and tied up by Drigger and Galleon]
KP: So, what’s it going to be? Live here in this dump with her [jerks thumb at tied up Rufu] or go and meet the guy of your dreams?
Kameko: As hot as that prince dude is, as I've mentioned many times, this is a REALLY BAD IDEA!
Duobat: I dunno... [looks at Rufu, then Kameko, then KP] I'd have to give up my powers...
KP: You wont even miss them. Down in that world you can easily get by with looks, your very beautiful.
Duobat: [blush] You think so?
KP: You bet! [winks]
Kameko: This is getting creepy...
KP: So do we have a deal?
Duobat: [nods]
KP: Alright just sign on the dotted line!
Kameko: This can't end well...
Duobat: Yes it will! [signs contract]
KP: All right... Bitbeast powers, come to me! [holds up Bit-chip]
[Duobat loses powers and turns into a human]
KP: Well, I guess you’d better get going, I wouldn’t want you to waste any time. [floor opens underneath Duobat, Kameko and Rufu and they fall]
Duobat: EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Kameko & Rufu: [catch Duobat]
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[Kai and Max walking on the beach]
Max: Woof, woof!
Kai: Why can't I get that voice outta my head? What's wrong with me?
[Kameko, Duobat and Rufu land on beach]
Kenny: Hey guys, whats up? Anything new?
Rufu: Oh nothing much... EXCEPT DUOBAT TRADED HER BITBEAST POWERS FOR THREE DAYS AS A HUMAN, AND IF SHE DOESN'T MAKE THE PRINCE FALL IN LOVE WITH HER SHE'LL BELONG TO THE BIT-WITCH!!!
Kameko: And that chick's pretty damn creepy.
Kenny: I see...
Rufu: IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY????????!!!!!!!
Kenny: [cowers] I'm sorry! Well, I guess she has to learn how to be a human now.
Duobat: Ha, piece of cake! [stands up] See, nothing to it!
Kameko: [sweatdrop] You could walk before, you moron.
Duobat: Oh, ya...
[Back to Kai and Max]
Max: Woof, woof! [runs around in circles]
Kai: What is it, you dumb mutt?
Max: Woof, woof, woof! [runs to where Duobat is]
Kenny: Ack! Run for it!
Kameko: [grabs Rufu and dives behind a rock]
Duobat: It’s... it’s him!! [squeals]
Kai: That voice... It sounds familiar... [sees Duobat] Oh, hello.
Duobat: Hi... I'm Duobat.
Kai: [thinks] Could she be that girl... nah, it couldn’t be, that’s too crazy. Still... [speaks] Nice to meet you. Hey, would you, um, like to come over for lunch? And maybe a change of clothes, those ones are all muddy...
Duobat: Uh, sure!
Kai: Okay, follow me...
[they walk off]
Kameko: Sure, just leave us behind... Bi--
Rufu: KAMEKO!
Kenny: I think you better follow her
Kameko: [grumbles] Don't see why we have to babysit the spoiled little brat...
Rufu: Ooooooo, someone's jealous....
Kameko: AM NOT! [grabs Rufu] Come on, we'd better make sure she doesn't do something stupid.
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[at the castle]
Oliver: How am I supposed to give you a bath if you won't let me into the bathroom?
Duobat: Get lost you perv, I can do it myself!
Oliver: [sighs] Fine, at least pass me your clothes so I can wash them.
Duobat: [opens door a crack and chucks clothes at Oliver and then slams the door]
Oliver: They don't pay me NEARLY enough for this...
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[Eddie and Michael washing clothes]
Eddie: Have you heard about that girl?
Kameko: Think they're talking about Duobat?
Rufu: Shhhh, I can't hear them!
Michael: The one Kai brought home?
Eddie: Ya, she sure ain't no princess, look at what she wears!
Kameko: [looks at outfit] What’s wrong with it?
Michael: Well, if Kai is looking for a girl, he should ask me, cause I am such a chick magnet!
Eddie: As if! [splashes water at Michael]
Michael: Hey! [splashes back and they start a water war]
Rufu: [rolls eyes] How immature... [sees Kameko inching towards the guys] No, Kameko!!
Kameko: But I wanna play...
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[In the dining room]
Gramps: Use your head, little dude, girls don't go swimming in the middle of the ocean rescuing people and then go flying off into the sky!
Kai: They do too, damnit! I'll find her, and then I'll marry her just to spite you!
Oliver: [pokes head out] Ummmm... sire? Miss Duobat refuses to wear a dress, so I had to lend her one of your outfits, I hope you don't mind.
Duobat: [yells] Damn right!
Kai: [sweatdrops] Uh, whatever, send her in.
Gramps: Well, she has quite the attitude.
Kai: I figured you'd be used to attitude by now.
Gramps: [mumbles] Come, sit down. You must be hungry. It's not often Kai brings girls to lunch.
Duobat: Uh, thanks. [sits down]
Kai: I wonder what's keeping Ray... [takes out his Beyblade]
Duobat: Wow, can I see that?
Kai: Uh, I guess. [hands over blade] Be careful with it.
Duobat: Of course. [stares at blade] I have something like this, [points at attack ring] ‘cept its sharp and bigger than yours...
Kai: [blinks] It wouldn't happen to be green, with the blades curving out sharply like this, [draws curve in the air] would it?
Duobat: [nods head] Yes, exactly like that!
Kai: [eyes wide] How'd you get one of those? They're practically impossible to find!
Duobat: Really?
[Kai and Duobat start blabbering on about Beyblade parts]
Gramps: Well, this is the most I've ever heard Kai talk in a long time.
Oliver: I didn't think the guy could even say more than five words at a time...
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[Kameko and Rufu walking through the castle]
Kameko: You know, we're kinda conspicuous, being half person, half Bitbeast and all.
Rufu: Yeah... and?
Kameko: Why don't we transform into our pure forms? It'll be easier to sneak around, you’re a freakin’ BUTTERFLY for god’s sake...
Rufu: Good plan! [transforms into butterfly]
Kameko: [transforms into panther] Let's split up, I'll explore the east wing, you explore the west.
Rufu: Okay!
-------------TBC---------------