Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ The Little Bitbeast ❯ Part Five ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Kameko-chan 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Fantasy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.15.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 155 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Fantasy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.15.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 155 | Status: Completed
Title: The Little Bitbeast
Authors: Kameko-chan and Kawaii Phantom
Warnings: Swearing and OC's
Pairings: Far too many, both real and implied. Just read and find out.
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[Rufu wanders into the kitchen]
Ray: [singing]
Butterflies,
butterflies,
How I love butterflies!
Love to chop
And to serve small insects
And I serve them up fried!
God, I love butterflies,
Don’t you?
[spots rufu] Damnit, I missed one!
How could I have missed
Such a beautiful little butterfly? [goes to grab Rufu]
Rufu: ARRRRRGGGGG!!!! [flies around the room]
Ray: [whips out butterfly net from hammerspace] Come to Ray, little butterfly...
Rufu: [screams in terror]
Ray:
Here we go in the sauce,
Now some flour, I think
Just a dab.
Now to stuff you with bread,
It don’t hurt ‘cause you’re dead,
And it's a really good thing that you are,
‘cause its going to be hot
in my big cooking pot!
Toodle-oo, butterfly! Au Revior!
[throws Rufu in pot]
Rufu: I don't think so. [transforms back]
Ray: What the hell, you’re not a butterfly!!
Rufu: What tipped you off?
Ray: Get out of my kitchen, you weirdo! [chases Rufu out]
Rufu: I don't wanna leave! [starts beating on Ray] You're a big meanie! Why are you cooking up poor, defenseless butterflies?? THEY'RE PRETTY!!!!!!
Ray: Ack!
[fight starts in the kitchen]
Rufu: Someone's coming! [transforms into butterfly and hides under the plate cover]
Oliver: [enters kitchen] What the hell are you doing, Ray?
Ray: I was cooking and then this butterfly turned into a butterfly girl and then she started to beat the crap out of me and I couldn’t do nothing cause she was a girl and you can’t hit girls!
Oliver: [raises eyebrow] Okay... I'm going to take the plates now, you just continue on with your insane ramblings.
Ray: But it's true!
Oliver: [walks out] Of course it is, Ray, of course it is.
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[back in the dining room]
Gramps: Kai, you should take your guest out to see some sites!
Kai: [blinks] Huh? Wha?
Gramps: You need to get out more anyways. [lifts up plate cover where Rufu is hiding]
Kai: Ya, sure, whatever...
[Duobat lifts up her plate cover and motions Rufu to come hide there. Rufu flies quickly when nobody’s looking]
Kai: I guess it's not such a bad, idea, if she wants to. [looks at Duobat] Wanna go tour the town tomorrow? It's kinda small and stupid, but there's some Beyblade parks.
Duobat: Sure, I'd love to! [grins]
Gramps: Good, now lets eat, I'm starving. [lifts up plate and sees there’s nothing there]
Kai: Looks like your meal flew away.
Duobat: [laughs]
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[Duobat's balcony]
Duobat: [staring at Kai playing with Max] He's so hot...
Rufu: [back to normal] Don't you even care that I almost got EATEN?????
Duobat: Wah...?
Kameko: [also back to normal] She's hopeless...
Kai: [sees Duobat and waves]
Duobat: [smiles and waves back] What were you guys saying? I wasn’t listening.
Kameko: [rolls eyes] I'm going to hide out in town, someone's bound to spot a panther wandering the palace halls. At least in town I can hide in the alleys and on the rooftops... [transforms into panther and leaps off balcony] Later!
Duobat: Bye! So are you gonna be following me around tomorrow?
Rufu: We both will. SOMEONE'S got to make sure you get your stupid kiss so you don't end up with that creepy Bit-witch
Duobat: Uh huh... [looks at Kai again]
Rufu: You've got to look your best tomorrow. Remember, you only get three days, and you're running out of time! WEAR. A. DRESS.
Duobat: [glares] There’s no friggin’ way you’re going to get me to wear a dress! Besides, Kai's clothes are comfy. [snuggles the hoodie she borrowed from Kai]
Rufu: [sighs] You are so blind... can't you see that you're stuck in the friend zone?
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[back at the palace in the sky]
Dickenson: Have you found them?
Jazzman: No sir, we searched high and low but there seems to be no sign of Duobat, Rufu or Kameko
Dickenson: [sniffs] My poor baby... Is she lost? Is she scared? Is she safe?
Tala: Don't worry, Dad, we're all looking.
Tyson: We'll leave no cloud unturned!
Robert: No sky unexplored!
Enrique: No one sleeps until they're found!
Kevin: Damn straight!
Gary: No... sleep?
Jazzman: Let's move out, men!
Brothers: Right!!
Dickenson: I KNEW I shouldn't have left Rufu in charge... stupidstupidstupid...
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[it’s morning at the castle. Duobat and Kai are leaving for town]
Rufu: [butterfly form] [spots Kameko and flies over quickly]
Kameko: They kiss yet?
Rufu: Would I be here if they had?
Kameko: Damnit!
Kenny: Hey guys? What up? Anything happen yet?
Kameko: No, not yet.
Kenny: Well we better do something about that!
Kameko: Damnit, Kenny, move over! I can't see!
Kenny: Nothing’s happening and there’s only one day left. Guess there’s only one thing left to do... Dress up and sing romantic songs till they kiss! [throws Kameko and Rufu costumes]
Kameko: Can't I just use my Jedi mind powers?
Kenny: Less talk, more sing! [runs out in costume and starts singing really badly]
Kai: [looks up from his Beybattle] Is someone's blade squeaking or something?
Kameko: Phhhht, amateur. Let me handle this.
Rufu: But don't I sing this?
Kameko: You've already had a musical number!
Rufu: But you walked out in the middle of it!
Kameko: Well, it was really long!
Rufu: Fair enough.
Duobat: Are you ready for another round?
Kai: You bet! [grins]
Together: 3...2...1, let it rip!
Kameko: [sings]
There you see her
Blading there across the way
Sure, she's got too much to say,
But there's something about her
And you don't know why,
But you're dying to try,
You wanna kiss the girl...
Duobat: Do you hear something?
Kai: Yeah... [shrugs] I'm sure it's nothing, let's get back to the battle.
Duobat: All right!
Kenny: I don’t think they can hear you.
Kameko: That's why I have the random group of backup singers!
Kenny: ...
Kameko and Backup signers:
It don't take a word,
Not a single word,
Go on and kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
My, oh my,
Look like the boy too shy,
Ain't gonna kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
He gonna miss the girl...
Kai: Is it just me, or does it sound like singing?
Duobat: Ya, they have a nice voice.
Kameko: They heard me! [grins]
Duobat: I'm kinda tired, wanna go sit on that bench over there?
Kai: Ya, sure
Kameko:
Now's your moment,
Sitting by a blue lagoon,
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better,
Don't say a word
There's no time for words,
Just go and kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared!
You got the mood prepared,
Go on and kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now,
Don't try to hide it, how
You want to kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Go along
With this crazy song,
The song say kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
The music play,
Do what the music say,
You got to kiss the girl...
[Kai leans over to kiss Duobat, but water falls on his head. Drigger and Galleon sitting in a tree in there half bitbeast form high five]
Kameko: [throws down mic] DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!
Duobat: Oh no!
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[KP's Lair]
KP: Good work boys, that was too close. At this rate, he'll be kissing her before the sun sets. Looks like I'll have to do something about it. Mwa ha ha ha, soon Dickenson's brat will be mine! [uses Duobat's bitbeast powers to transform and gets Dranzer wings]
-----------------TBC-----------------------
Dun, dun DUUUUUNNNN!!!!
Please review, darlings.
Authors: Kameko-chan and Kawaii Phantom
Warnings: Swearing and OC's
Pairings: Far too many, both real and implied. Just read and find out.
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[Rufu wanders into the kitchen]
Ray: [singing]
Butterflies,
butterflies,
How I love butterflies!
Love to chop
And to serve small insects
And I serve them up fried!
God, I love butterflies,
Don’t you?
[spots rufu] Damnit, I missed one!
How could I have missed
Such a beautiful little butterfly? [goes to grab Rufu]
Rufu: ARRRRRGGGGG!!!! [flies around the room]
Ray: [whips out butterfly net from hammerspace] Come to Ray, little butterfly...
Rufu: [screams in terror]
Ray:
Here we go in the sauce,
Now some flour, I think
Just a dab.
Now to stuff you with bread,
It don’t hurt ‘cause you’re dead,
And it's a really good thing that you are,
‘cause its going to be hot
in my big cooking pot!
Toodle-oo, butterfly! Au Revior!
[throws Rufu in pot]
Rufu: I don't think so. [transforms back]
Ray: What the hell, you’re not a butterfly!!
Rufu: What tipped you off?
Ray: Get out of my kitchen, you weirdo! [chases Rufu out]
Rufu: I don't wanna leave! [starts beating on Ray] You're a big meanie! Why are you cooking up poor, defenseless butterflies?? THEY'RE PRETTY!!!!!!
Ray: Ack!
[fight starts in the kitchen]
Rufu: Someone's coming! [transforms into butterfly and hides under the plate cover]
Oliver: [enters kitchen] What the hell are you doing, Ray?
Ray: I was cooking and then this butterfly turned into a butterfly girl and then she started to beat the crap out of me and I couldn’t do nothing cause she was a girl and you can’t hit girls!
Oliver: [raises eyebrow] Okay... I'm going to take the plates now, you just continue on with your insane ramblings.
Ray: But it's true!
Oliver: [walks out] Of course it is, Ray, of course it is.
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[back in the dining room]
Gramps: Kai, you should take your guest out to see some sites!
Kai: [blinks] Huh? Wha?
Gramps: You need to get out more anyways. [lifts up plate cover where Rufu is hiding]
Kai: Ya, sure, whatever...
[Duobat lifts up her plate cover and motions Rufu to come hide there. Rufu flies quickly when nobody’s looking]
Kai: I guess it's not such a bad, idea, if she wants to. [looks at Duobat] Wanna go tour the town tomorrow? It's kinda small and stupid, but there's some Beyblade parks.
Duobat: Sure, I'd love to! [grins]
Gramps: Good, now lets eat, I'm starving. [lifts up plate and sees there’s nothing there]
Kai: Looks like your meal flew away.
Duobat: [laughs]
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[Duobat's balcony]
Duobat: [staring at Kai playing with Max] He's so hot...
Rufu: [back to normal] Don't you even care that I almost got EATEN?????
Duobat: Wah...?
Kameko: [also back to normal] She's hopeless...
Kai: [sees Duobat and waves]
Duobat: [smiles and waves back] What were you guys saying? I wasn’t listening.
Kameko: [rolls eyes] I'm going to hide out in town, someone's bound to spot a panther wandering the palace halls. At least in town I can hide in the alleys and on the rooftops... [transforms into panther and leaps off balcony] Later!
Duobat: Bye! So are you gonna be following me around tomorrow?
Rufu: We both will. SOMEONE'S got to make sure you get your stupid kiss so you don't end up with that creepy Bit-witch
Duobat: Uh huh... [looks at Kai again]
Rufu: You've got to look your best tomorrow. Remember, you only get three days, and you're running out of time! WEAR. A. DRESS.
Duobat: [glares] There’s no friggin’ way you’re going to get me to wear a dress! Besides, Kai's clothes are comfy. [snuggles the hoodie she borrowed from Kai]
Rufu: [sighs] You are so blind... can't you see that you're stuck in the friend zone?
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[back at the palace in the sky]
Dickenson: Have you found them?
Jazzman: No sir, we searched high and low but there seems to be no sign of Duobat, Rufu or Kameko
Dickenson: [sniffs] My poor baby... Is she lost? Is she scared? Is she safe?
Tala: Don't worry, Dad, we're all looking.
Tyson: We'll leave no cloud unturned!
Robert: No sky unexplored!
Enrique: No one sleeps until they're found!
Kevin: Damn straight!
Gary: No... sleep?
Jazzman: Let's move out, men!
Brothers: Right!!
Dickenson: I KNEW I shouldn't have left Rufu in charge... stupidstupidstupid...
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[it’s morning at the castle. Duobat and Kai are leaving for town]
Rufu: [butterfly form] [spots Kameko and flies over quickly]
Kameko: They kiss yet?
Rufu: Would I be here if they had?
Kameko: Damnit!
Kenny: Hey guys? What up? Anything happen yet?
Kameko: No, not yet.
Kenny: Well we better do something about that!
Kameko: Damnit, Kenny, move over! I can't see!
Kenny: Nothing’s happening and there’s only one day left. Guess there’s only one thing left to do... Dress up and sing romantic songs till they kiss! [throws Kameko and Rufu costumes]
Kameko: Can't I just use my Jedi mind powers?
Kenny: Less talk, more sing! [runs out in costume and starts singing really badly]
Kai: [looks up from his Beybattle] Is someone's blade squeaking or something?
Kameko: Phhhht, amateur. Let me handle this.
Rufu: But don't I sing this?
Kameko: You've already had a musical number!
Rufu: But you walked out in the middle of it!
Kameko: Well, it was really long!
Rufu: Fair enough.
Duobat: Are you ready for another round?
Kai: You bet! [grins]
Together: 3...2...1, let it rip!
Kameko: [sings]
There you see her
Blading there across the way
Sure, she's got too much to say,
But there's something about her
And you don't know why,
But you're dying to try,
You wanna kiss the girl...
Duobat: Do you hear something?
Kai: Yeah... [shrugs] I'm sure it's nothing, let's get back to the battle.
Duobat: All right!
Kenny: I don’t think they can hear you.
Kameko: That's why I have the random group of backup singers!
Kenny: ...
Kameko and Backup signers:
It don't take a word,
Not a single word,
Go on and kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
My, oh my,
Look like the boy too shy,
Ain't gonna kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
He gonna miss the girl...
Kai: Is it just me, or does it sound like singing?
Duobat: Ya, they have a nice voice.
Kameko: They heard me! [grins]
Duobat: I'm kinda tired, wanna go sit on that bench over there?
Kai: Ya, sure
Kameko:
Now's your moment,
Sitting by a blue lagoon,
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better,
Don't say a word
There's no time for words,
Just go and kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared!
You got the mood prepared,
Go on and kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now,
Don't try to hide it, how
You want to kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
Go along
With this crazy song,
The song say kiss the girl!
Sha la la la la la
The music play,
Do what the music say,
You got to kiss the girl...
[Kai leans over to kiss Duobat, but water falls on his head. Drigger and Galleon sitting in a tree in there half bitbeast form high five]
Kameko: [throws down mic] DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!
Duobat: Oh no!
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[KP's Lair]
KP: Good work boys, that was too close. At this rate, he'll be kissing her before the sun sets. Looks like I'll have to do something about it. Mwa ha ha ha, soon Dickenson's brat will be mine! [uses Duobat's bitbeast powers to transform and gets Dranzer wings]
-----------------TBC-----------------------
Dun, dun DUUUUUNNNN!!!!
Please review, darlings.