Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Blue Kirby Series ❯ Chapter 5 - Murderous Gift ( Chapter 5 )

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This is Chapter 5 of the Blue Kirby Series, Murderous Gift.

This chapter and a few chapters will not include Ed or Double Dee present ... but this episode mainly focuses on Conan Edogawa and shows what he can do as he did on Case Closed. By the way, after most of Conan's quotes, you'll see "'Quote'" which means he's thinking of something and he sounds like a teenager while thinking of it.

Besides of "Bobby", there are no King of the Hill characters in this episode.

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(At a palace)

King Phase: So Kankors! How are the Eds?

Evil May: The lovepies are going as well as planed boss.

Evil Marie: My boyfriend will be sure to have the same career as me in the soon future.

Evil Lee: And us kickas will make sure those nonsense guys don't go to our guard.

King Phase: Very good Kankor Sisters. There was a jailbreak a while ago so Blue Kirby must be fighting crime. Afterwards, we'll tell them what we're up to right when the Eds are on our side.

Evil Marie: Yes king. You are the great one.

Evil May: Nobody shall overrun you.

Evil Lee: Not even a son of yours.

King Phase: Good for you Kankors. Now, your breaktime has come. SOLDIERS! Guard these three numskulls!

King Phase Soldier 1: Yer sir.

KP Soldier 2: With our lives.

KP Soldier 3: We won't let anybody let them get in our way.

(At the prison cells)

(The Eds are screaming)

Ed: I'm too young to die!

Edd: How did you take me here!?

Proffesor Scam: First that dirty prison now I'm stuck with you two idiots.

Edd: It wasn't my fault.

Proffesor Scam: So what. My underwear is melting.

King Phase: Continue the plans. Blue Kirby and his friends must be doing something besides going on me.

(Meanwhile)

Blue Kirby: I miss those two Eds.

(Blue Kirby goes to the living room)

Peter Griffon: Yee haw! Haw yee! (Nobody laughs)

Brian Griffon: It isn't as funny without Ed anymore.

Conan: He was the best at cracking jokes. 'Even though he was annoying sometimes.'

Duck Dodgers: And I don't even know what you're talking about!

(Blue Kirby walks into the basement)

Blue Kirby: His computer is password protected, but now I don't know his password.

Blue Kirby: Wherever those two guys are at, King Phase must be torturing them with Kankor love.

(Computer turns into talking mode)

Computer: No. Double Dee's at the Kankor's house. He seems to be hugged by three people. I bet they're the Kankors.

Blue Kirby: So why did King Phase mind control the Kankors ... are the Kankors back to normal or something?

Computer: Quite like that.

Peter's Voice: BLUE KIRBY!

(Blue Kirby runs upstairs)

Peter: Okay ... I haven't seen the first four episodes of this series, but Episode 5 is on!

Blue Kirby: What's the series name?

Peter: It's called the Atomic Lawyer.

(On TV)

Lawyer: He isn't going well. This crime isn't going well. This case isn't going well! THIS SHOW ISNT GOING WELL!

(Tv is interrupted)

News Announcer: Sorry to interupt, but the news has found a party hosted by one of the richest adults in town, Bob Ernest Hill!

Blue Kirby: Did he say party!?

Peter: Did he say richets!?

Blue Kirby and Peter: I'm going.

Duck Dodgers: Okay ... I'll be staying here.

Conan: Come on! Can I go?

Peter: I could take you, but when I had children, something bad happened at a party.

Blue Kirby: Oh yeah you told me.

Brian: I'll stay here in case if the duck does any accidential meanwhiles.

Peter: Okay Brian.

(Peter and Blue Kirby leave)

Conan: I have to go to that party!

Brian: Blue Kirby doesn't care but Peter might get drunken over so I don't mind if you go.

Conan: GREAT! 'I have an IQ of a teenage detective too.'

(Peter and Blue Kirby leave)

(Conan leaves the door)

Conan: I'm going the other way.

(Conan skates around the city)

Conan: Whoo! THIS IS FUN!

(Conan skates around the School of Masked Wrestling)

Conan: A SKATE PARK! I can go there!

(Conan skates at the skate park)

Conan: Whoo hoo! This is fun!

(Inside the school of masked wrestling)

Rikochet: A little kid is skating on a ramp and a few holes.

Buena Girl: That's against the code of masked wrestling!

The Flea: Yeah. The Flea could go beat him up for ya ... but The Flea's gotta go bad.

(The Flea poots)

(The Flea goes to the restroom)

Rikochet: In the name of HONOR! FAMILY! TRADITION! DONUTS! (Is outside telling Conan)

Rikochet: I tell you to stop skating on those memorials!

Conan: I didn't know that. I thought this was a skate park.

Rikochet: Oh. I'm sorry. Lots of skaters fall for that. See ya later kid.

Conan: Just call me Conan.

Rikochet: Kay.

(Meanwhile)

(At the party)

Blue Kirby: Party starts in two hours!

Peter: I can't wait that long.

Blue Kirby: There's a snack room downstairs.

Blue Kirby and Peter: Let's go to it!

(They both run to the snack room)

(Inside the snack room)

Homestar Runner: Yum yum! These marshmallows are totally delicious.

Blue Kirby: Yeah I've eaten one before. They taste very good.

Peter: Where's the beer?

Homestar Runner: They'll bring it later. They don't want little kids to drink beers.

Peter: Oh.

Blue Kirby: I don't like beer.

Peter: Why not?

Blue Kirby: It gets my status low. I'd rather drink something like coke or coffie.

Peter: Oh.

Homestar Runner: I drink lots and lots of melonade!

(Hometar Runner chugs down a big bottle of Melonade)

Peter: I'm thirsty!

(Peter chugs down a big bottle of melonade too)

(They keep on drinking the melonade)

(They faint)

Blue Kirby: They're on a drunken mode right now. Maybe those marshmallows should calm me down.

(Blue Kirby eats a lot of marshmallows)

(Blue Kirby eats a lot of marshmallows)

(Blue Kirby gets so huge)

Blue Kirby: Damn. Now I can't move.

(Meanwhile)

(Conan skates and leaves and Rikochet goes back inside)

(Conan goes through some boxes)

Conan: I like this place.

(Conan skates through a deep pit inside the sewers; the sunlight is showing)

Conan: So that's how deep sewers get.

(Some lava actually appears in the sewers)

(Conan goes through the city)

Conan: A great way for transportation.

(Conan goes through the alley)

Conan: This place seems dangerous. And my skates aren't ...

(A huge tough guy comes)

Conan: Uh oh.

(Meanwhile)

(At the party)

Bob E. Hill: I officially declare this party! Started!

People around him: Yay!

Person 1: I am proud of you dad. You have done well. (Captioned Peg E. Hill: Bob's Daughter)

Bob: Don't you ever call me that!

Peg: Uhm ... okay.

Bob: That's better.

Person 2: That's a bad way to treat your daugher boy. (Captioned Hank W.: Bob's Cousin)

Bob: Don't tell me how to act!

Hank: Okay okay.

Person 3: Hey Bobby! You're going a little on your wild side today, aren't you? (Captioned Luane M: Bob's Sister)

Bob: Hey sis! I know what I'm doing and I don't need help from my little sister.

Luane: That's not how you treat your sister like that!

Bob: I can treat her like I want to.

Person 4: And I thought a family arguement was the less obvious thing. (Captioned Bill B.: Bob's Enemy)

Bob: I don't like you. And I'm upset right now so why don't you just whine like a little baby.

Bill: Hey hey! I think you're a stupid person.

Bob: Yeah! Well at least we even got this party started!

(The five get into an arguement)

(Peg stops the arguement)

Peg: Well I brought over some drinks.

Hank: And I got out a big old ice cream cake.

Bill: Well at least I brought over some sodas.

Luane: And I got the main birthday present.

(Meanwhile, at the alley)

Conan: Uh oh. 'This guy doesn't seem nice. He's a bully! RUN!'

Tough Guy: Nobody passes our way without facing Heavy Traffic!

Conan: Uhm ... RUN!

(Conan keeps on skating away from Heavy Traffic)

Heavy Traffic: Yeah you better run!

(Conan hides)

Heavy Traffic: You can run but you can't hide!

(Conan keeps on hiding until he hides behind a tire shack)

Heavy Traffic: You can't wait to see this!

(Heavy Traffic runs to Conan)

(Conan appears with a tire in front of him)

Heavy Traffic: Ha! Is that your only hiding spot!

Conan: No, this is!

(Conan kicks the tire to Heavy Traffic)

Heavy Traffic: OW! THAT HURTS!

(Heavy Traffic faints)

Conan: Phew.

(Some short fat guy comes up)

Short Fat Tough Guy: Hey little kid. Why don't you stop picking on my friend and go after me instead!

(Conan goes after the guy)

SFTGuy: Ha ha! I am Carlton Cold Jones and nobody is able to stop me!

(Carlton throws eggs at Conan)

Conan: Talk about egging.

Carlton: Had enough!?

(Conan activates his sleep missile and shoots Carlton Cold Jones with it)

(The missile pierces through the eggs and hits Carlton Cold Jones)

Carlton: A needle! Man I've seen ...

(Carlton Cold Jones falls asleep)

Conan: Yeah! I just hope that it's only those two ... 'I am tired of this fight. This is ridiculous'

(A black girl comes in the scene)

Girl: Seems that you've cleared my friends. You've seemed to be WRONG! Heavy Traffic gets upset when he gets kicked in certain areas, especially that one. And Carlton Cold Jones gets way angrier after a nap. So you're just waiting for an exciting experience!

(Conan skates, but it gets darker, so he slows down)

Girl: As it seems, your agility isn't quick anymore. But mines is still normal!

(Girl gets out a gun)

Girl: Now it's time ...

(Girl shoots out water from the gun)

(Conan runs for his life)

(Heavy Traffic comes)

Heavy Traffic: NOW ITS TIME TO PAY!

(Heavy Traffic keeps on punching Conan)

(Carlton Cold Jones wakes up)

Carlton: Whatever that was, IM GONNA KILL YOU!

(Carlton keeps on pummeling Conan)

Conan: You can't get away without a goodnight's sleep! 'And that's what I'm gonna use on these bast***s'

(Conan shoots a sleeping missile at Heavy Traffic)

(Heavy Traffic evades it)

Heavy Traffic: Ready Primadona Hodges (That black girl).

Primadona Hodges: Okay. I'll replace the water with flares.

(Right when Primadona Hodges replaces the water, three kids come)

Rikochet: Time's up Primadona.

Buena Girl: And we're not gonna risk losing again.

The Flea: And The Flea already had a bathroom check.

Heavy Traffic: Oh yeah!

(Primadona Hodges shoots a flare gun at Rikochet)

(Rikochet turns into a mirror)

Rikochet: How can you take attacks back now!

(The flare hits Heavy Traffic)

Heavy Traffic: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!

Heavy Traffic: GRR!

(Heavy Yraffic punches Buena Girl but Buena Girl turns into a giant bulldozer)

Buena Girl: BUENA BULLDOZER OF TRUTH!

(The bulldozer makes Heavy Traffic hit Carlton Cold Jones)

Carlton Cold Jones: Now it's time now to face ... the pummeling of fishsticks!

(Carlton throws fishsticks at Mascaritas and Conan)

The Flea: The Flea nows that move! (The Flea eats all the fishsticks)

(The Flea farts and the smell drives Carlton Cold Jones away and he runs over Primadona Hodges)

Conan: And these guys better lay!

Conan: I owe you guys one.

Rikochet: We always fight these guys.

Buena Girl: But we always win suddenly.

The Flea: And the Flea always finds a funnier way.

(The Flea farts)

Rikochet and Buena Girl: Gross!

Conan: Thanks. I gotta go to a party now! 'That fart smells like crap.'

Mascaritas: Okay.

(Conan runs to the party)

(Conan runs on a hill and uses his jet skateboards as help.

(Conan arrives at the party)

Conan: Yay! I'm at the party now! (Gets out a tequilla glass)

Person: You're probably looking for somebody.

Conan: No I'm not.

Person: Well, if some fat dude comes out of a snack room, keep him in there. He was harrasing my wife.

Conan: This dude seems rude.

Person: Yeah I know. He did it to me too.

(Conan goes to the snack room)

Conan: Peter and Blue Kirby!?

Blue Kirby: Uhm ... Conan ... I am so full that I can't move for a time and Peter here is so drunk that he fainted. And Homestar Runner had the same effect too.

(Homestar Runner lies down)

Conan: This seems strange. Two people are down and one person is full. 'We need to check what's inside that melonade'

Blue Kirby: Yep. You can try some melonade unless if you want to end like Peter.

(Conan looks at the melonade, then smells it)

Conan: This stuff smells strange.

Conan: What food did you eat last Blue Kirby?

Blue Kirby: Marshmallows.

Conan: 'Let me examine it'

(Conan gets out a marshmallow and splits it)

(A split sound is heard)

Conan: These seem like foods that aren't gonna be on your menu tonight.

Blue Kirby: Uhm ... whatyousay?

Conan: I'll be outside the snack room.

Blue Kirby: Okay.

(At the party)

(It shows Coach Z and Mac - Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

Coach Z: Ya wanna learn how to be coorl you have to jump.

Mac: Is it 3:00 yet?

Coach Z: Not quite. Party starts at 5:00 PM.

Mac: Damn! I forgot my friend. Now he's gonna get adopted!

(Mac runs away)

Coach Z: That kid just wanted to have fun.

(It shows the Jack in the Box Man and Ronald McDonald)

JIB Man: This seems fun.

Ronald McDonald: Yep. Both of our food are yummy.

JIB Man: I think they like mines better.

(Ronald McDonald runs away)

(It shows Bob E. Hill and Bobby Hill)

Bob: Hey kid.

Bobby: You seem to have a familiar name than me. My name's Bobby Hill.

Bob: That's a coincidence, because my name's Bob E. Hill.

Bobby: Oh.

(Bobby runs away)

Conan: This seems like a fun party ...

(Conan sees a lady set up beers)

Peg: Okay, I have a lot of beers to set. Nobody distract me.

(Conan sees a man setting up ice cream cake)

Hank: Well, that's cool. Cause I already got ... ICE CREAM CAKE! It's addictive fun.

(Conan sees a man setting up drinks)

Bill: Well I got the sodas ready.

(Conan sees a lady with a present)

Luane: Here brother. This is for you.

(Luane gives Bob a present, it's a jacket)

Bob: Thanks. Now I'll get it on.

Luane: You're welcome.

Bob: A jacket doesn't need your kindness.

Luane: It likes you.

Bob: Who cares.

(Luane runs away)

Bob: Yay! A jacket!

Bill: Hey Bob! Want some food?

Bob: Sure. Why not? I'm hungry!

(Bob drinks beer)

(Bob then eats all the ice cream cake and ignores the soda)

Bob: That was good.

Hank: You liked my ice cream cake?

Bob: Heck yeah. It was very delicious. Now shut up and get outta my way.

(Hank moves)

Bob: Now I gotta go outside for a moment.

(Outside)

Bill: Hey Bob! I was just gonna give you this present.

Bob: Okay ... whatever.

(Bill goes away and Bob opens the present, it's some cash)

Bob: Thanks a lot! I already have like two billion dollars in my disposal already.

Manager: Here Bob. An anomynous present. Wanna open it?

Bob: Sure. (Manager goes away) It's probably from that stupid Bill anyways.

(Bob opens the present)

Bob: What the!? Haky Human Spray? I'm gonna try this on my hands and jacket.

(Bob sprays all over his whole body)

(Conan watches from outside)

Bob: I smell okay.

(Bob goes inside)

Bob: I'm hungry.

(Bob takes a bite of a pizza)

Bob: Yum. Now I gotta know that whoever gave me that human spray, it was ... (Bob coughs)

(From the snack room)

Blue Kirby: Is someone dying?

(Peter Griffon wakes up)

Peter: I think Death's gonna come.

Homestar Runner: Or probably a cocroach.

(Outside the snack room)

(Bob appears dead)

Conan: Oh no! That guy's dead!

Hank: How could that be!?

Luane: I don't know but it seems less obvious to me.

Bill: Bob! He's dead? Wow. I didn't expect that. I thought he was still alive.

Peg: That's very sad for Bob. But Bob's in a better place now.

(From the snack room)

Blue Kirby: Someone died?

(Conan runs into the snack room)

Conan: Someone just died out of suffocation. He says he's the host of this party.

Blue Kirby: Crap. Whoever did this is a sneaky duck.

Homestar Runner: Never fear! I know how to fix this super box!

(Homestar Runner goes outside and eats a piece of pizza)

Homestar Runner: This pizza has no poison in it.

Conan: What about that jacket Bob had?

Homestar Runnner: Let me sniff it!

(Homestar Runner sniifs Bob)

Homestar Runner: He smells very bad very bad!

Conan: Poison. And Luane gave Bob the jacket. 'So Luane is most probably the killer.'

Luane: WHAT KID! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

(The police capture Luane)

Police: You are under arrest. Put your hands up.

Conan: (Thinks) Maybe that spray did it.

Conan: I saw Bob spray himself before he got killed. Let me get it out.

(Conan gets out a spray)

Conan: Uhm ... it says "Hay - Key - Human Body Spray"

Conan: What type of brand is that ...

Conan: I knew one of the people here were called Hank.

Conan: But I don't know about Key.

(Homestar Runner smells the spray)

Homestar: This spray smells like ten poisons in one.

Conan: I think that was the one who killed Bob.

Homestar Runner: Yeah. I smells like crap.

Conan: I agree. But Haky is the only thing we need to know.

Homestar Runner: Let's see ... there is this one guy with the last name Panky.

Conan: (Laughs)

Homestar Runner: What?

Conan: Which person would have that as a last name. Some guy with the first name Hanky.

Hank: Hey! My last name isn't that!

Conan: 'Now I know it! I know who the killer is. It's now very obvious.'

(It shows Hank's nametag titled "Hank Panky")

Hank: Wha!? I should of never worn that name tag.

Conan: You're right. And now you're going where you belong.

Hank: Okay ... okay ... I only killed Bob for this reason.

Hank: He bankrupted me a couple of years ago making me work in his company. Ever since then I wanted to kill Bob. He was a mad man and he needed to be stopped.

(Flashback)

(Bob steals money from Hank from a vault and then throws the money inside a fireplace)

Bob: Now Hank will now work in my company!

Hank: Why did you do this!?

Bob: It's either the money or your last name exposition.

Hank: Okay ... okay ... I'll work in your company.

(Flashback ends)

Police: Hank! You are under arrest for killing Bob!

Hank: And I told Bob about this party too!

(The police take Bob away)

Conan: I did it!

Homestar Runner: Correction; we did it!

Conan: Yeah. 'We both solved the crime!'

Homestar Runner: You're short.

Conan: Shut up!

Peter: Let's just get outta here. We're gonna miss Star Wars!

(The whole party then leaves excited)

Party People: STAR WARS IS ON! LETS WATCH IT!

(At the house)

(On TV)

Darth Vader: Luke! I am your father!

Luke: Yeah. You already told me that. Now let's end this mess. (Luke stabs Darth Vader)

(TV Show ends)

Peter: That was incredibly funny.

Blue Kirby: Yep. I liked the part where Chubaca was having a party with his homeys.

Conan: I liked that movie.

(Duck Dodgers comes home)

Duck Dodgers: I just got back from getting my space drivers license.

Blue Kirby: This mission is now complete! Let's go eat sushi or something!

(Blue Kirby, Conan, Brian, Duck Dodgers, and Peter jump horraying)

(Meanwhile)

(At King Phase's Palace)

King Phase: Ed! Edd! Eddy! You three are substances for my ultimate experiment. And remember that little white lie I told your friends about three friends ... they're actually ...

(The Evil Kankor Sisters come over)

Evil May: She's ready to go.

Evil Marie: Yep. We also got the dinosaur ready too.

Evil Lee: And we got a golem sized kid too. With these three forces we will destroy Blue Kirby and his pathetic friends.

King Phase: Excellent. Let me watch Star Wars now.

Evil Kankors: Okay.

(The Evil Kankors leave)

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This is the end of Chapter 5. It seems that there's going to be some action in the next chapter or so. Well, the Eds seem trapped in there. King Phase is devising an evil plan. And Blue Kirby doesn't even know it. Will Blue Kirby ever find out these three friends is a lie. Find out in the next chapter of Blue Kirby Series!