Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Blue Kirby Series ❯ Chapter 7 - Kid Bangin' Madness ( Chapter 7 )

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This is another exciting chapter of the Blue Kirby Series, Kid Bangin' Madness.

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(Duck Dodgers is flying through space on his spaceship)

Duck Dodgers: (Humming) Duck Dodgers in the 24th in a 1 half century!

(Duck Dodgers flies through space and sees a spaceship)

(Duck Dodgers sees the spaceship with some unnamed man in an cloak)

Duck Dodgers: Hey mister. What do you want!

Unnamed Man: You ... if you can bring the (Whispers to Duck Dodgers) under your control and make Dr. (Whispers to Duck Dodgers) dead. I'll give you a million dollars.

Duck Dodgers: What if I don't do it.

Unnamed Man: I'll have to kiill you.

Duck Dodgers: Okay. I'll do it!

(Duck Dodgers flies to Earth)

(Duck Dodgers flies to New York)

(At New York)

Duck Dodgers: So that's what New York looks like.

(Some guard comes up)

Guard: Where are you from?

Duck Dodgers: Atlantic City!

Guard: A New Jersey citizen ... (Gets out his bat)

Duck Dodgers: No ... it's somewhere Mid-Atlantic coast though.

(Meanwhile)

(At Blue Kirby's house)

Peter: Well ... those Eds will soon come back. But right now we'll have fun! It's Summer!

Blue Kirby: No duh. It's 11:59 AM ... one more minute til noon.

(They stare at a TV)

Conan: I would watch the TV 'If it wasn't like Barney'

Brian: Okay ... what's on the TV ... by the way it's noon.

Peter: Okay dokey! Let's see what's on the TV ...

(What's on the TV is a cartoon with a cat and a fish)

Cartoon: They'll kill, they'll burn. They'll kill and burn and kill. Kill-kill-kill! Burn-burn-burn! The Kitty and Fishy Show!

Blue Kirby: I need to record this one ... or do I ...

(At King Phase's Palace)

King Phase: Let the three experimental subjects watch TV ...

(King Phase turns on the TV, and Kitty and Fishy show is on)

(Meanwhile, back at Blue Kirby's house)

Episode Titled: Finned the Fish

(Fishy and Kitty get up from bed)

(They see each other and run from each other)

(Kitty hides at a beach)

(Fishy is in the ocean taunting Kitty)

(Kitty gets out his claws and takes out Fishy)

(Fishy is stuck on a shark which eats Kitty - Shark spits out skeletons and Fishy makes a blade out of the bones)

Fishy: Ha ha!

(TV Show's Done)

Blue Kirby: It wasn't that funny but I'm still laughing.

Conan: Yeah. 'It wasn't that great'

(Conan sees three guys from the window)

Conan: These three guys as I see are ...

(Blue Kirby looks from the window)

Blue Kirby: Kazakar, Ben, and Larry. They're this gang I meet a long time ago.

Conan: Oh. They're just walking by.

Blue Kirby: Phew.

(Conan goes to the backyard)

(Conan runs around)

(Some orange ball with four stars is found there)

Conan: Wow. A ball! It must be someones.

(Conan goes inside)

Conan: Look what I found!

Blue Kirby: Wow. It's some shiny figure.

Peter: Yeah. It's maybe some eternal source of power.

Brian: We must keep it safe.

(Blue Kirby, Peter, and Brian put it in the basement)

(The ball is looked at closely)

Blue Kirby: Let's go outside.

Conan, Brian, and Peter: Okay.

(Outside)

(A beehive is on a tree)

Person: Hey kids! Can you get that beehive off my tree? It's ticking me off.

Conan: Uhm ... okay.

(At the tree)

Peter: Aaah! A beehive! (The bee stings Peter)

Conan: I'm too short!

(Blue Kirby goes near the beehive and gets stung)

(Brian gets a mop)

Brian: This should help.

(Brian stretches out the mop's end to the beehive, making it go down)

(The beehive gets destroyed when landing on ground, making the bees angry and they attack Blue Kirby and his friends)

(Blue Kirby runs away)

(A riot makes Blue Kirby and his friends go with them)

(Blue Kirby lands in a concert)

Peter: Crap. A Puffy Ami Yumi concert.

Blue Kirby: That's the bad thing about a riot.

(Hours later, it's nighttime)

Brian: Damn. It's a Marathon Concert.

(Homestar Runner is sitting next to Brian)

Homestar Runner: Huh ... this concert stinks.

(Ami and Yumi are done)

(Kaz comes out)

Conan: 'Finally someone besides Ami and Yumi come out'

(People boo)

Kaz: It's nighttime! Time for bed Ami and Yumi!

(Blue Kirby and friends yay; as other people boo)

Ami: Thank god. My hands got strained.

Yumi: Yeah. I feel like wrestling gorrilas tommorow.

(Kaz takes Ami and Yumi away)

Blue Kirby: Phew. What a day. (Blue Kirby, Peter, Brian, and Conan leave)

(Meanwhile, at night)

(At a dark place)

(The lights suddenly turn on)

(An electric girl comes)

Electric Girl: Hey Girtho! Quit sucking all the air!

Girtho: Sorry Electric.

Electric: Sorry doesn't care. You were beaten up 3 times and put into jail 2 times and we had to get you out.

(A blue stretchy man comes)

Electric: Oh, it's just you Stretchy. Nothing much happens there.

Girtho: Hey Stretch. What are you up to?

Stretchy: Nothing much. I found out where we can strike for crime!

Girtho: Crime. Hehehe.

Electric: Where?

Stretchy: I'm going to use Girtho as a fat absorber who will absorb all the electricity out of Electric's power voltages can go inside Girtho. Girtho can hold this much electricity ... so I'll grab Girtho and steal a mega lightbulb.

Electric: What's the value with that.

Stretchy: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN WHEN THEY SEE BRIGHTNESS BRIGHTER THAN ANYTHING BEFORE!!!!

Electric: (Angry) And what about my beuty sleep?

Girtho: You can sleep on my belly.

Electric: You wish.

Stretchy: A lot of us Kid Bangers have abilities to hide ... so Electric will sleep in a dark room ... Girtho will use his weight as a huge blanket ... and I ... I'll make myself a cave.

Electric: Okay ... but if I can't sleep ... you'll be sorry.

(At a museum)

(A giant lightbulb is shown)

(Stretchy steals it)

(No alarms are sounded)

(Meanwhile)

(Electric stores a lot of electricity inside Girtho)

Girtho: It's hot. You're hot.

Electric: Shut up. This is gross anyways.

Girtho: Hehehe. Gross.

(Meanwhile)

(Blue Kirby and his friends are trying to sleep)

Conan: (Sleeptalking) Jimmy Kudo the great detective will come!

(The whole city is sleeping)

(Suddenly ... the whole city turns bright)

(Blue Kirby wakes up)

Blue Kirby: Morning already ... I'm still stung by those bees.

Conan: And tired of that annoying concert.

Peter: Those bees were plain annoying.

Brian: If it weren't for those bees, we wouldn't of been there anyways.

Blue Kirby: It was morning quickly too ... but why?

(Meanwhile)

(Duck Dodgers is at New York)

Duck Dodgers: It's evening and I'm aaalready happy!

(Duck Dodgers sees Dr. Doom)

Dr. Doom: Nobody can stop me!

(Duck Dodgers shoots a stun laser at Dr. Doom)

Dr. Doom: Aaargh! I cannot move!

(Duck Dodgers puts Dr. Doom in a dumpster)

(Dr. Doom is turned into a candlestick)

Duck Dodgers: Part 1 completed ... and now it's time to take over the ...

(Meanwhile)

(At the Titan's Headquarters)

(In Robin's room - there are no windows)

(Robin is sleeping while holding a birdarang)

(In Starfire's room - there is a window but it's shut)

(Starfire is sleeping)

Starfire: (Sleeptalking) Robin ... Robin ... Robin ...

(In Raven's room - there are no windows)

(Raven is meditating)

Raven: Azerath Metrium Zinthos. Azerath Metrium Zinthos. Azerath Metrium Zinthos.

(In Beast Boy's room - there is a window open but the shinyness wakes up Beast Boy))

(Beast Boy wakes up)

Beast Boy: There's light ...I'm still sleepy. Go back to bed Sun.

(In Cyborg's room)

(Bender is sleeping in Cyborg's room)

(Bender wakes up)

Bender: Aaah! No wonder why I went back in time. If you're looking for Cyborg, he went to see why it's soo shiny.

(Beast Boy goes to Bender)

Beast Boy: Hey Cyborg 2! Trouble!

Bender: No alcohal ...

Beast Boy: Hell no. There's a sudden brightness that won't let me sleep.

Bender: (Gasps) No darkness!

Beast Boy: I shouldn't of brought you from the future ...

(Robin, Starfire, and Raven wake up)

Beast Boy: Trouble!

(Robin, Beast Boy, Starfire, Raven, and Bender go)

(Robin runs)

(Starfire flies)

(Beast Boy turns into a jaguar)

(Raven flies)

(Bender runs but pants)

Bender: This is tiring.

Robin: If you don't do this I'll turn you into scrap metal.

Bender: (Shreiks) I better do it! I better do it! (Runs faster)

(Meanwhile, at the Kid Banger's HQ)

Electric: This light is annoying.

Stretchy: Now nobody can sleep!

Girtho: Hooray!

Electric: You know that's one of the stupidest ideas ever.

Stretchy: What's the worst that could happen ...

Electric: Something like ... the whole city against us because they can't sleep.

Girtho: Hehehe. My fat can stop them.

Stretchy: My stretch can trap them.

Electric: That's rediculous ... my electric powers can trap anything.

(The Teen Titans come)

Robin: Hey! Turn off that lightbulb or we're turning it off.

Electric: Okay ... okay ... I'll do it ...

(Stretchy puts his hand on Electric's mouth)

Stretchy: You can't stop us! (Stretchy stretches his hand over to Beast Boy and ties him up)

(Stretchy's hand becomes loose and Stretchy grows another one)

Beast Boy: Aah! I can't move!

(Starfire and Raven attack Girtho)

Raven: (To Girtho) Azerath Metrium Zinthos! (Girtho turns to shadow black)

(Raven throws Girtho to the corner)

(Girtho splats fat on Starfire's hands and Raven's mouth)

Starfire: Hey. I can't move my arms.

Raven: (Gets upset due to fat is pasted all over her mouth)

Robin: Gross! But here's something I'd say is gross. (Robin throws a knife on the floor)

(The knife hits Stretchy in the arm)

(The arm gets loose)

(Stretchy grows another arm)

(The loose arm ties Robin up)

Electric: Oh ... not bad. But what about Robot boy ...

(Electric stuns Bender)

Bender: Aah! I can't move!

(Super-Dog and Super-Cat come)

Superdog: It's superdog time!

(Superdog flies and ties Electric in a leash)

Electric: Oash! You stupid dog!

(Supercat flies and distracts Girtho)

Supercat: That's one fat boy.

(Girtho sucks in Supercat)

Supercat: I got to get myself outta this mess!

Girtho: Me absorb kitty!

(Girtho absorbs Supercat and then his belly shoots out a beam of electricity along with Supercat)

Supercat: I ran out of powers.

(Superdog flies in and melts Stretchy)

Stretchy: Your tricks may work on hottie (Electric: Hey!) But they won't work on me!

(Stretchy turns into a leash and ties Superdog)

Superdog: Aah! I can't move!

Stretchy: And to any die hard Superman fans ... like maybe one of you viewers, my rubber is made of Kryptonyte!

Superdog: Kryptonyte! (Superdog and Supercat weaken and then Electric stuns them both)

Stretchy: That was super! Now ...

(Meanwhile)

(Duck Dodger's spaceship is flying back to Atlantic City)

Duck Dodgers: I got the four people he wanted! And now to deal with this imediate daylight! (Crashes into the mega lightbulb - the lightbulb breaks thus making the Kid Banger's HQ darker)

(Suddenly)

(Blue Kirby rolls himself to the source)

Blue Kirby: While my other friends are taking a nap ... I'll be dealing ... wait a minute ... it's dark again. Duck Dodgers is a hero! Now to see who's the real villian! (Heads to the lightbulb building)

(Inside the lightning building, Blue Kirby sees Girtho and a girl and a stretched up guy)

Blue Kirby: It's no other than ... you guys ... who are you?

Electric: I'm Electric.

Girtho: Aah! I know who you are. You're Blue Kirby!

Stretchy: To stretch that detail, my name is Stretchy!

(The three sigh in front of Blue Kirby)

Blue Kirby: Awe. But you Kid Bangers won't get away with this!

(Blue Kirby jumps high and rolls to Stretchy)

(Stretchy turns into a Stretchball)

(They both charge at each other)

(They crash each other and get pushed the other way)

(Girtho then bounces on Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby turns into a spike)

(Girtho then deflates)

Blue Kirby: Take that!

(Electric refills Girtho and stuns Blue Kirby)

Electric: Hey Girtho. Be careful next time.

Girtho: Okay!

Blue Kirby: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! YOU HEAR ME!

Electric: Oh ... we will.

(Outside the Kid Bangers HQ)

Duck Dodgers: Uh oh! Blue Kirby is in trouble! Let me go in and show Blue Kirby my new ability!

(Duck Dodgers goes inside the Kid Bangers HQ)

Duck Dodgers: Hey quackers! Be sure to face the wrath of Duck Dodgers!

Blue Kirby: Awe man!

Duck Dodgers: I got a new power! (Gets out his cellphone) Hello ... yes ... you four ... I want you inside this building the one with the broken lightbulb imedietly to fight crime! (Hangs up)

(Four people come from the window)

Electric: More people ...

(The first person is a big clay man)

(The clay man heads up to Girtho)

Clay Man: It's CLOBBERING TIME! (He pummels Girtho)

Girtho: Ouch! That hurts!

Blue Kirby: Okay ... but what about Electric's stunning tecniques.

(The second person is a burning man)

Burning Man: FLAME ON! (He burns Electric's electric sheild)

Electric: Why that lousy little!

(The third person is a regular human)

Human: (Stretches) Here's a punch or two. (He stretches his arm to Stretchy's face and punches his face hard)

(Stretchy falls)

Stretchy: Ouch! How could he do that?

Electric: Maybe because he's not stupid like you.

Stretchy: Hey!

(The fourth person is an invisible girl)

(The invisible girl puts an invisible forcefield around Girtho, Electric, and Stretchy)

Fog Girl: Together we are the Fantastic Four!

Duck Dodgers: (Points to Clay Man) The Thing! (Points to Burning Man) Human Torch! (Points to Stretched Man) Mr. Fantastic! (Points to Invisible Girl) Invisible Women! You guys were great! I can't wait to have your autographs ... (Electric shocks Dodgers with his hand)

Electric: I'm getting tired of this ... rediculous ... stupid ... mess ... I am going to totally destroy you now! (Electric stuns everyone in the room exept herself)

Electric: My abilities aren't just stunning ... it's also electrocuting!

(Electric gets her body ready)

Electric: REDNUHT! (Everyone gets shocked)

Stretchy: Ya know ... I'm not effected.

Superdog: This seriously hurts.

Blue Kirby: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Girtho: Wizzle wizzle wizzle I'm getting fatter!

The Thing: Hey! I'm not effected! (Jumps out to Electric)

The Thing: It's CLOBBERING TIME! (He grabs Electric and that results the shocking/stunning electricity to stop)

(The paste on Raven's mouth and Starfire's arms melt)

(Stretchy's spare arms on Robin and Beast Boy break apart)

(Bender isn't stunned anymore, but he gets shot and hit to the ground)

(Cyborg comes in)

Cyborg: Whoever made that crappy replacement is going to be in trouble after I deal with this criminal!

(Cyborg shoots Stretchy)

(Stretchy turns into a stretchball)

Stretchy: It's time to get stretch'd!

(Stretchy reflects Cyborg's shots)

Cyborg: Oh no!

(Cyborg ducks under Stretchy's stretchball)

(Stretchy hits a pole)

(Stretchy is stretched apart)

Cyborg: So that's how to hurt him ... (Girtho goes crazy and sucks in Cyborg)

Cyborg: You want fat ... I'll give you fat! (Cyborg gets out a chainsaw and chainsaws Girtho)

Girtho: You know I am absorbing all the blood and gore coming out from that chainsaw.

Cyborg: I know. But here's why ...

(Girtho becomes fatter)

Girtho: Uh oh. (Girtho explodes of fat and turns to his regular 300 lb size)

Cyborg: Boo ya!

Raven: That's just disturbing.

The Thing: Good going buddy! Now here's a punch to Mrs. Electricity! (Girtho crushes Electric)

Electric: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! That hurts you meanie!

The Thing: The things you get for your crime.

(Electric runs out of energy)

(Blue Kirby kicks Electric, Stretchy, and Girtho out)

Blue Kirby: You better run!

Electric: We'll be back!

Girtho: And I'll be fat!

Stretchy: Let's go somewhere else now.

(The three leave)

(At the Kid Bangers HQ)

Blue Kirby: Now to make this city go back to sleep for the night!

Robin: Hey Blue Kirby ... I'm tired.

Cyborg: Yeah ... it's way past

(Superdog and Supercat fly home)

(Blue Kirby closes his eyes and falls asleep)

(Robin, Starfire, and Beast Boy fall asleep on the floor)

(Raven flies home)

(Cyborg sleeps next to a plug)

(Bender sleeps beaten up in front of a toilet)

(The Thing sleeps next to a statue)

(Human Torch sleeps next to a fireplace)

(Mr. Fantastic sleeps on Stretchy's bed)

(Invisible Women sleeps in Duck Dodger's ship)

(Duck Dodgers sleeps next to a pig)

(When morning comes)

(Everyone wakes up)

Blue Kirby: Okay ... it looks like I have to go home now.

(Blue Kirby leaves the KB HQ)

(Meanwhile, at Blue Kirby's house)

Conan: Where did Blue Kirby go?

Peter: He said that he was going somewhere to solve that light problem ... I think he did.

Brian: Yay! And we slept.

(Blue Kirby comes home)

Blue Kirby: Hey guys. Sorry I took so long. I was just very tired.

Peter: Sure you were ...

Brian: Just shut up Peter and let's watch TV.

(They turn on the TV)

(The TV turns on to show the Kid Banger's HQ)

Newsman: As we know, we found where the light came from ... but nobody is there exept some robot and a broken down ship ...

Bender: I didn't do it! I swear!

Newsman: Why is there wrecking everywhere ...

Bender: I really didn't do it!

Police: You are under arrest!

(The police arrest Bender)

(Meanwhle, at the Titans Tower)

Cyborg: Thank you! That replacement is arrested for good!

Beast Boy: And he's going to be in prison too ...

Cyborg: I'm just wondering ... (Angrilly) which one of you troublemakers made him!?

Robin: Not me.

Starfire: Not me.

Beast Boy: Definetly not me.

(Raven points at Beast Boy)

Raven: What ... I saw him do it.

Cyborg: (To Beast Boy) You backstabbing son of a *****! You're gonna get it! (Cyborg chases Beast Boy around the tower)

(Raven, Starfire, and Robin laugh)

Beast Boy: I said I was sorry!

Cyborg: I don't care! You were trying to replace me.

Beast Boy: (Beast Boy turns into a bird and flies away)

(Cyborg gets ticked off)

Cyborg: I'll be getting you next time. (Cyborg growls and shoots a laser at Beast Boy and Beast Boy flies to jail)

(In jail)

Bender: I definetly didn't do it!

(Beast Boy comes up)

Beast Boy: This is all your fault! (Beast Boy gets out a chainsaw and destroys Bender)

(In the future)

(Bender had a clone)

(A orange haired teenager - Fry and a one eyed girl - Leela are next to the real Bender)

Leela: Hey Bender. It's been reported that your test subject has been arrested and chainsawed to death.

Bender: So that's how it's like going in the past.

Fry: Now we know how dangerous the past is.

(Meanwhile, back in present time at the Titans Tower)

Beast Boy: Okay ... I killed your replacement.

Cyborg: Good. That replacement was just a stupid being. Wherever he came from is a bad place.

Robin: I agree majorly.

(Starfire and Raven play cards)

Starfire: This seems like a fun game.

Raven: It is.

(Meanwhile, back at Blue Kirby's house)

Blue Kirby: We have another good day to head to!

(Blue Kirby, Conan, Brian, and Peter head outside)

(Outside)

Old Man: Hey guys! Is it okay if you can walk my dog?

Conan: 'Awe! Not again!'

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This is the end of a great and exciting chapter of the Blue Kirby Series. What other excitement will Blue Kirby, his friends, and his allies face? Find out on the later episodes of ...

The

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