Fan Fiction ❯ Attack of the Care Bears ❯ Chapter 5

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Wind: Me so sleepy but must write for… (starts nodding off then jerks awake) MARSHMELLOW CUCUMBERS!
 
Le: Just go to bed.
 
Wind: NO! I HAVE TO UDATE EVERYTHING BEFORE MY FAMILY GOES TO ATLANTIC CITY TO GAMBLE AND END UP LOSING ME IN A GAME OF GO FISH TO THE MOB!
 
Le: Ri~ght.
 
Wind: I no own Lord of the Rings or Care bears, if I did I'd… zzzzz.
 
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Gandalf: (starts pacing) Ok, the bear has a large army and has taken Frodo as a hostage.
 
Frodo: (behind Gandalf) I'm right here.
 
Gandalf: To be victorious we must- (trips over his beard) NOT AGAIN! (falls into bottomless pit)

Sam: That sure does happen a lot.

Legolas: He'll be back in 3, 2, 1

Gandalf: (rises from floor dressed in rose pink robe and matching hair/beard) I am Gandalf the Rose. I can only stay for-

Boromir: (hits G with fish) WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN STAY FOREVER IF YOU WANT TO SO SHUT UP!!!!

All: (blink stupidly)

Gimli: I like tuna ^-^

Frodo: I like spinage

Legolas: Did anyone hear that?

Others: No.

Frodo: T_T Why is everyone picking on me.

Aragorn: So, are we going to look for that little thing.. um, Rebo wasn't it?

Frodo: Frodo.

Gimli: No I think it was Freako.

Frodo: No Frodo.

Sam: Groso?

Frodo: Frodo!

Merry: Kurebo?

Frodo: FRODO!

Boromer: Deaken?

Frodo: FRODO, FRODO, FRODO!! THAT'S IT, I'M JOINING THE BEAR! (storms out)

Legolas: Did anyone else hear that?

Everyone: No.

Legolas: Hm must be hearing things.

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Just joking. Hears some more!

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~~In a shadowed room.. where else would it be?

Frodo: (kneeling before thrown) I pledge to serve you my fuzzy lord.

CB: (sign) 'You must show your loyalty.'

Frodo: Here is the sacred can of Cheeze Wiz and a Sports Illustrated Hockey addition.

CB: (puts hands together like Mr. Burns from the Simsons) 'Ex~celent. We will move soon.'

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Wind: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SO EVIL!

Le: Just tell them to review and get it over with.

Wind: NO! I MUST GIVE THEM PRESENTS!

Le: (raises eyebrow) Presents?

Wind: ^-^ Yep for all the peeps that reviewed my story so far.

Le: Do as you wish, but I'm not paying for it.

Wind: YAY! Anywho, for those that reviewed

One chapter, you get this lovely basket of chocolate.

2 gets the chocolate and one Mountain Dew.

3 gets a ring of power

4 gets the above and a lifetime supply of pixysticks

5 gets all the above and your very own Evil Care Bear just like the one in the story, but not mine.

Wind: K, so you know the drill. Review and get those presents! Oh and sorry that it's so short, I ran into a writers block with it after starting it. CURSE YOU WRITERS BLOCK! CURSE YOU!!