Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Some things change and others don't ❯ I never... ( Chapter 6 )

Hello to all the reviewers and non-reviewers! This particular chapter of this story will be set up in a slightly different way than the other ones. But I think you'll be able to read it (because you all are so smart.... I hope anyway ^.^''')

Anyways, In this chapter everyone is going to play I never! (This chapter doesn't have anything to do with the story!) It's kind of short but not really so... yea! Hope you enjoy!

 

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This chapter takes place on a random day and all the zodiac-cursed members (plus Tohru, Hana, and Uo) are in the center of Shigure's living room getting ready to play I never!

*They are (or at least will) in a circle in this order; Kyo, Kagura, Yuki, Tohru, Hana, Hatsuharu, Uo, Momiji, Kisa, Hiro, Shigure, Hatori, Ayame, and Ritsu. We start off with Shigure entering the room with some alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The non-alcoholic beverages for Kisa, Hiro, Tohru, and Momiji*

 

Shigure: OK, Is everybody ready?

Kyo: Ready to die if that's what you mean...

Uo: Oh shut up orange-top. It's just a game.

Kyo: *yells* A STUPID GAME WITH NO POINT AT ALL!!!

Kisa: So how do we play?

Kagura: Its easy Kisa. First some one says something like uhh, OK, let's say that Tohru said `I've never kissed a frog.' If you've kissed a frog you have to take a drink, got it?

Kisa: *nods*

Tohru: So who's going first?

Momiji: Oh! Me! Pick me!

Yuki: OK Momiji you go first.

Momiji: Well than *thinks for a second* I've never... been drunk!

*Hatsuharu, Shigure, Ayame, Hatori, Hana, Uo, and Kyo take a sip*

Yuki: Figures...

Kyo: Shut up!

Kisa: Um, I've never gotten in a fistfight

*Everyone except Tohru, Ritsu, Shigure, Hatori, Ayame, Hana, and Momiji take a sip*

Hiro: I've never acted as stupid as Kyo...

Kyo: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?

Hiro: Oh, I think you know what it means... so take a sip cat!

Kyo: When have I ever acted like an idiot?!?

Hatsuharu: Nobody knows Kyo, we all ran out of fingers and toes to count with.

Kyo: Smart mouthed little -

Hatori: *irritated* Just take a drink and get over it.

Kyo: Dang it.. *Takes a sip*

Shigure: I've never been thrown out of a store

*Kyo, Kagura, Uo, Ayame, Haru, and Ritsu took a sip*

Tohru: Ri-chan! You've been thrown out of a store?

Ritsu: *nods*

Yuki: What for?

Ritsu: I.. I.. um, ah... I...

Kyo: Spit it out already.

Ritsu: >__< *yells like he usually does when he's explaining what he is saying sorry for.* I knocked over the whole display for all the new movies, CD's and a bunch of other stuff! So when I tried to apologize I guess I went a little over board and...

Hatori: I think we can guess the rest from here.

Ritsu: O-o Gomen Nasai...

Hatori: You don't have a reason to be.

Ritsu: v_v O... OK...

Hatori: I've never stalked anyone

*Kagura and Hana take a sip*

Kyo: I don't think I want to know but, who were you stalking?

Kagura: You of course! Who else could I possibly want to stalk?!? My heart is just full of love... ALL FOR YOU!!!

Kyo: *outraged* SO YOU STALK ME?!?!?

Kagura: *crying* Wahhhahahhha! ;_; Kyo is angry at me now...

Uo: Hana. Who have you been stalking?

Hana: *monotonedly* Yuki-kun, and Kyo-kun........

Yuki and Kyo: ((O_____O))

Kyo: *thinking* Why the hell-? *twitch*

Yuki: A- Are you serious?

Hana: No. I only wanted to look upon your faces in horror as you learned what you thought was the truth. While in the meantime I learned that most people like you are not discerning.

Kyo: *confused* What?

Uo: In other words, she wanted to see you scared, then she called you stupid.

Kyo: *stands up* Why I oughta...

Tohru: *dumbly* but, Hana, you took a drink... wouldn't that mean...?

Hana: No, I was thirsty and I don't want to be the one driving them all home tomorrow when you can't walk from being so drunk.

Tohru: o.O oh,

Ayame: I've never... *cheery* STALKED KYO!

Kyo: YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE!!!!

Ayame: *goes into a fit of laughter*

*Kagura and Hana take a sip*

Kyo: *stares at Hana* You just said you didn't!!!

Hana: Maybe I was lying...

Kyo: O______________________________________O''''

Hana: And maybe not, that's my secret...

Uo: Go Hana!

Everyone except Uo, Hana: ((O__________________________________O))''

Momiji: ...^_^' ... so yeah, uh... who's next?

Tohru: It's Ri-chan's turn!

Ritsu: O.o Oh, I ah...

Kyo: *screams* WOULD YOU JUST.. *clams down* just.... *mumbles* you just....

Ritsu: Um, Kyo?

Kyo: What.

Ayame: *whispers to Ritsu* Don't worry about what he was going to say. He's already drunk so he probably already forgot. Hee hee!

Haru: He's only had like four!

Kyo: THAT'S ONE MORE THAN YOU!!

Hiro: Why are you guys keeping count? It's not that big a deal.

Kyo: Smart-mouthed little... little... ugh.. *passes out*

Hatori: Kyo's out. ^_^

Uo: You look a little too happy about that Doc.

Hatori: Don't call me Doc. ^____^

Kagura: Awww, he's so cute when he's asleep! *hearts, hearts, giggle, giggle* *lays Kyo's head on her lap*

Everyone else: >.>

Momiji: I think Ha'ri was just waiting for Kyo to pass out!

Hatori: You bet! ^^

Hana: Anyway, I still believe it's Ritsu's turn...

Ritsu: I've never.... >_< kissed anyone

*Ayame, Shigure, Haru, and Kyo take a sip*

Tohru: Umm, Kyo?

Kyo: Hn?

Kagura: When did you wake up? And who the hell have you been kissing?!?

Kyo: Just now and NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!!!

Kagura: GO BACK TO SLEEP! YOU'RE SO DRUNK, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!

Kyo: I'm not tired so I wont sleep and... I know what I'm talking about....

Kagura: *pulls out a mallet and hits Kyo*

Kyo: *passes out*

Tohru: @_@ ah....

 

*This is the game that never ends...*

 

*several hours later....*

Narrator: And now...

Kisa: When did we get a narrator?

Hana: Just now I suppose...

Uo: I am amazed *hic* Hanajima! You had all those drinks, *hic* and don't even looked phased!

Hana: I'm just that great!

Narrator: Ahem, and now...

Haru: Go `way we don't need a narrator...

Narrator: SAYS WHO?!?

Acire: *randomly appears* Says ME!! *Demolishes the Narrator. Box*

Narrator: ............owe............

Acire: All right all you Sohmas and non-Sohmas! Raise your hand if you are not drunk!

*Tohru, Kisa, Momiji, and Hiro raise their hands*

Acire: ^^ Of course your not. You're the only ones I didn't give alcohol to, right? How are you enjoying this game?

Hiro: It's stupid.

Acire: O.O Your stupid...

Hiro: I, unlike you, can pass my math exams... without studying!!!!

Acire: So I'm not educationally smart, so sue me!

Hiro: Will do!

Acire: But, what I lack in education, I make up in common sense! Unlike you!

Hiro: I have common sense!

Ayame: It's quite obvious you don't!

Hiro: Hey, Don't butt in!

Ayame: But this conversation is so much more enjoyable!

Hiro: Than what?

Ayame: Trying to get Yuki to appreciate me... *sobs*

Yuki: Shut up

Ayame: I wouldn't talk about it so much if you would!!!

Haru: I think a good fight can settle this!

Yuki: right! Let's take this outside!!!

Ayame: You're on!!

 

*5 seconds later*

 

Yuki: What were we going to do?

Ayame: ......... *passes out*

Uo: <.< *stares at Acire*

Haru: <.< *same*

Acire: ^_^

Yuki: >.>

Acire: T_T

Momiji: ^_~

Hitori: -_-`

Shigure: =u=

Hatori: OK, this is boring. Acire, just end the fic already!

Acire: TT_TT but... whyyyyyyyy?

Hatori: You've obviously run out of things to type.

Acire: OK, see you all next chapter then! And now, a special goodbye from the two cutest Sohma members... Momiji and Kisa!

 

Readers: YAY!

Reviewers: YAY!

 

Kisa: Why did you separate the readers and reviewers?

Acire: Because Readers don't review. And the reviewers make you feel loved!

Hiro: That doesn't make sense to me...

Acire: ^^ again the common sense thing!

Hiro: Shut up!

Acire: HEY! THIS IS MOMIJI AND KISA'S SECTION!!! NOT YOURS!!! OUT!!

Momiji: *sweatdrop* okayyy....

 

 

Momiji: Hey everyone!

Kisa: Hello!

Momiji: We'd like to announce...

Kisa: that Acire doesn't own Fruuba.

 

Reviewers: We already knew that!

 

Momiji: And she wants more reviews!

Kisa: So you don't have to review, but you should!

 

Readers: Awww

 

Momiji: So we hope you enjoyed this chapter!

Kisa: And if you didn't we can't help you there!

Momiji: Stay tuned for the next chapter!

Kisa: Because Acire is going to have a guest appear!

Momiji: Maybe even two!

Kisa: But, who they are may vary!

 

Acire: I might even pick someone everyone knows! (their from the show Fruits Basket and I would hope by now you would know most of the characters...)

 

Momiji: And now a preview/question for the next chapter...

Kisa: It's been awhile since Ayame began to live with Yuki, but how much more can he take?

Momiji: And will the mystery person's appearance worsen their bond?

Kisa: If they have a bond.

Momiji: And what if one of the Sohma members was inches from death?!?

 

Readers: *gasp!*

Reviewers: *gasp!*

 

Kisa: will He/she live or die?

Momiji: And who is stealing Kyo's socks?!

Kisa: All those questions will be answered on the next chapter!

Momiji: So please leave a review and become overfilled with anticipation for the next chapter!!