Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Super FMA power! ❯ Pinia-newpaper!!! ( Chapter 6 )
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By: AcidGirl 
*sniff* It's...so...lonely........I'm gonna pop a weasle upside the head!!! ^.^
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.22.2006 | Updated On: 02.22.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 549 | Visits: 234 | Status: Completed
*sniff* It's...so...lonely........I'm gonna pop a weasle upside the head!!! ^.^
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.22.2006 | Updated On: 02.22.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 549 | Visits: 234 | Status: Completed
So...here we are again..................................
And I STILL DIDN'T GET A REWARD FOR THIS!!! THEY ARE ALL TOO ASHAMED!!! NOT EVEN MY MOTHER WOULD STAND TO LOOK AT ME!!!
*ahem* Sorry, just...went a little off there...
Anyways...Ed and Al are shopping for some milk and Roy is reparing his...piniata, and Winry is...being normal.
So we are at Safeway!!! ^.^
Ed:*sniff sniff* grocery stores smell funny...
Al:Hey Ed do you think they want 2% or whole milk?
Ed:...I don't like milk, Al
Al:oh...right o_o'
Ed:I want SUGAR!!! *GASP!* CANDY!!!!
Al:Ed, calm down! Do you want me to put you in the cart?
Ed:....No, I'll be good -_-
(on the other side of life)
???:...I'm getting very, VERY impatient....
Slacker:Do you want me to go get the other Winry?
???:No you fool! That blasted black haired pimp will destroy you!! With his DEADLY piniata!!!
Winry J.:Am I going to die? T_T
(they really are idiots)
(over to the "normal" house)
Winry:*sigh* why can't I ever run free and become mentally challenged...like Al and the rest of them...
*VROOM! VROOM!*
Roy:IT LIVES! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *hops on piniata and readies it to zoom in the house....where Winry is*
Winry:Roy!!! Don't you DARE come in this house!!!!
Roy revs the piniata's engine
Roy:OLLIE-OLLIE-OXEN-FREE!!! *ZOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
Winry:>o< MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! %$#$^%&*&*&%#$$
Roy's piniata breaks down hitting an old honkey tonk piano that was playing gay Christmas Carol melodies.
Winry:Roy you frikken A-hole!!!! *slaps Roy with a rolled up newspaper*
Roy:*cowers in fear of his furious master* (..........since when did Winry own Roy???)
Winry:NOW! YOU ARE GONNA FIX THAT CURSED PINIATA, FIND ED AND AL AND GET BACK HERE "NORMALLY"!!!!!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR MISTER?!?!?
Roy:*nods*
Winry:ISAIDDOIMAKEMYSELFCLEAR?!?!? !
Roy:Y-YES MA'AM!!!
(sigh........Ed.....and Al.......)
Ed:Cookies!!!! Cookies! COOKIES!!!!
Al:Behave Ed!!! Or your never gonna get ANYTHING!
(secretly Ed has been stealing candy and swallowing them behing Al's back)
Al:Did he really?!!
Me: O__o (he can hear me? no he can't be!! Im the narrorator!!!)
Me:that was weird...Anyway Ed also has been slipping candy in Al's compartment space by inserting them in a hole under Al's arm. And--
Al:HE HAS?!?!?!?
Me:O__________o???????
Al:Brother!!! You criminal!!!!! You have been slipping candy in my armor!!!!
Ed:How did you know?! I--
Al:The narrorator told me!!!
Me:*o*???????????No wait!!!!
Ed:NARRORATOR!!! YOU'RE MEAN!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!
Me:Oh,God....where did I go wrong? I can't tell who's evil anymore!! Y_Y
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Thank you and thank you!!! Please read the next one!!!!
And I STILL DIDN'T GET A REWARD FOR THIS!!! THEY ARE ALL TOO ASHAMED!!! NOT EVEN MY MOTHER WOULD STAND TO LOOK AT ME!!!
*ahem* Sorry, just...went a little off there...
Anyways...Ed and Al are shopping for some milk and Roy is reparing his...piniata, and Winry is...being normal.
So we are at Safeway!!! ^.^
Ed:*sniff sniff* grocery stores smell funny...
Al:Hey Ed do you think they want 2% or whole milk?
Ed:...I don't like milk, Al
Al:oh...right o_o'
Ed:I want SUGAR!!! *GASP!* CANDY!!!!
Al:Ed, calm down! Do you want me to put you in the cart?
Ed:....No, I'll be good -_-
(on the other side of life)
???:...I'm getting very, VERY impatient....
Slacker:Do you want me to go get the other Winry?
???:No you fool! That blasted black haired pimp will destroy you!! With his DEADLY piniata!!!
Winry J.:Am I going to die? T_T
(they really are idiots)
(over to the "normal" house)
Winry:*sigh* why can't I ever run free and become mentally challenged...like Al and the rest of them...
*VROOM! VROOM!*
Roy:IT LIVES! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *hops on piniata and readies it to zoom in the house....where Winry is*
Winry:Roy!!! Don't you DARE come in this house!!!!
Roy revs the piniata's engine
Roy:OLLIE-OLLIE-OXEN-FREE!!! *ZOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
Winry:>o< MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! %$#$^%&*&*&%#$$
Roy's piniata breaks down hitting an old honkey tonk piano that was playing gay Christmas Carol melodies.
Winry:Roy you frikken A-hole!!!! *slaps Roy with a rolled up newspaper*
Roy:*cowers in fear of his furious master* (..........since when did Winry own Roy???)
Winry:NOW! YOU ARE GONNA FIX THAT CURSED PINIATA, FIND ED AND AL AND GET BACK HERE "NORMALLY"!!!!!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR MISTER?!?!?
Roy:*nods*
Winry:ISAIDDOIMAKEMYSELFCLEAR?!?!? !
Roy:Y-YES MA'AM!!!
(sigh........Ed.....and Al.......)
Ed:Cookies!!!! Cookies! COOKIES!!!!
Al:Behave Ed!!! Or your never gonna get ANYTHING!
(secretly Ed has been stealing candy and swallowing them behing Al's back)
Al:Did he really?!!
Me: O__o (he can hear me? no he can't be!! Im the narrorator!!!)
Me:that was weird...Anyway Ed also has been slipping candy in Al's compartment space by inserting them in a hole under Al's arm. And--
Al:HE HAS?!?!?!?
Me:O__________o???????
Al:Brother!!! You criminal!!!!! You have been slipping candy in my armor!!!!
Ed:How did you know?! I--
Al:The narrorator told me!!!
Me:*o*???????????No wait!!!!
Ed:NARRORATOR!!! YOU'RE MEAN!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!
Me:Oh,God....where did I go wrong? I can't tell who's evil anymore!! Y_Y
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Thank you and thank you!!! Please read the next one!!!!