Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Super FMA power! ❯ To the Point! ( Chapter 14 )
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By: AcidGirl 
YES! We are almost there! To wherever "there" is! Are you guys happy that I FINALLY had gotten ALMOST to the point?! ^.^ (lotsa smileys)
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.04.2006 | Updated On: 03.05.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 944 | Visits: 194 | Status: Completed
YES! We are almost there! To wherever "there" is! Are you guys happy that I FINALLY had gotten ALMOST to the point?! ^.^ (lotsa smileys)
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.04.2006 | Updated On: 03.05.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 944 | Visits: 194 | Status: Completed
*AHEM!!* *COUGH!! COUGH!! WHEEZE!!* *sniff* *COUGH* As you can see, *cough cough* I am very sick...*Ahem uum!!* It's just a cold I'll get over it...anyway, Roy has been singing a lot of songs relating to christmas charols to the Wizard of Oz song or a Your Momma Jokes... But those are not important. Whats important is that if we know what the EVIL peeles bothered us in the first place. And it is? WAFFLES!!! Yes...glorious waffles...and I think the milk that Ed and Al bought at the store is spoiled, knowing that they've been out without some sort of cooler....But oh well....What? Oh the DISCLAIMER. You people! I'm gonna!!! Give you the disclaimer!^.^ DISCLAIMER:When other people say they don't own FMA, that means I don't own FMA either!...Thank you! ^^
(EVIL!!!! Do-ers...)
Slacker has come home! ^^
Slacker:I have come home my master!
???:(the first thing he does when he returns) SLACKER YOU IDIOT!!! *hits slacker with a stick*
Slacker: T_T What? What did I do?
???:.....I don't know ' . '......
Slacker: ' . ' ???.....OK?.........
???:But I know what a Waffle is!!!
Slacker:Yes?
???:It is a cat!! From CatScratch!!!
Slacker:...uh...very good master...
???:Are you saying that Im STUPID?!
Slacker:...no?
???:I THINK YOU'RE LYING!!! *hits slacker with a stick* Did you send them the message?!
Slacker:Yes...
???:*hits slacker with a stick*
Slacker:What was THAT for? ;_;
???:...' . ' ........I don't know......
(Roy?And like...Al?....and like....Ed.....)
Roy as usual is singing some sort of retarded song, Ed seems to want to kill him...or himself...(either way he'd be happy) Al is the restrainer! ^.^
Roy:...oh no...
Al:What is it?
Roy:Something terrible is gonna happen...
Al:Like what?
Roy:I dunno...it's just, I got this terrible feeling...
Ed:I think he now realizes that I'm gonna strangle him!!
Roy:Oh crap...
Piniata:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! *its friggen loud*
OH NO! The piniata is falling down!!!
Ed:WHAT THE FLIP IS GOIN' ON?!
Al:O_O'
Roy:I SWITCHED THE ORIGINAL ENGINE WITH ANOTHER!
Ed:WHAT?!
Roy:I SAID I SWITCHED THE ENGINE WITH ANOTHER!
Ed:YOU MOONED ENVY'S MOTHER?!
Roy:NO!!! I SAID SWITCHED WITH ANOTHER!!!!
Ed:AN OLD MAN LIKE NO OTHER?!
Roy:NO!! I SAID--
*CRASH!!!*
Thank goodness they landed on a house! *whew!*...but who's?
Roy:*opens Piniata* *smoke comes out* *cough cough cough!!*
Ed:*looks inside* ROCKS?! YOU SWITCHED THE ENGINE OVER ROCKS?!?!?!
Roy:What?! They looked valuable!! I could make millions with these!!
Al:*picks up a rock*...it's just.....a rock... O.O?'
Ed:-_-+
Roy:No it's not just a rock!! Listen!! *pulls a rock to one ear* can you hear it?! It's goin' "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr''
Ed and Al:O_o' (he's crazy)
Ed:*whacks Roy with his automail* YOUR ARE THE MOST RETARDED DOOSH BAG I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED!!
Roy:THANK YOU! ^.^
Al:Um...hey guys...I think we're on a house...
Ed:*looks down on ground*
Roy:Whos?
Al:I think it's ours....
Ed:How can you tell?! We're up here and we can't see front view!!
Al:Well, your boxers are hanging on a pole like a flag... O.O
Ed:Where?! *looks at pole to read "SMACK ME" on the rear of his boxers*
Roy:Eheheh...
Ed:*blush* I DON'T WEAR THOSE!!!
Al:...*stiffled laughter*
Ed:WHAT?! I DON"T!!!
All of a sudden, the roof collapsed and the three caved inside the house....It was truly their home because one:The boxers, and two:Roy's military clothes that Ed stole waaaaaaaaaaaay back when. ^.^
Roy:Wooo! I'm thirsty! *grabs glass of water in the kitchen*
Ed:I need ta go to the bathroom....
Al:And I'll wait ^.^
After that:
Roy:Ookay. Now we need to figure out a way to get under this house...
Ed:I've got an idea!! *grabs shovels and hands them to Al and Roy* We dig!
Al:O.O ok...
Roy:What a great idea! *starts digging outside* We are gonna dig to the lair! YAY!
Al:*digs questionably*
Ed:*digs digs digs*
So they are digging! And Winry doesn't have a care in the world! So we won't care about her either! The EVIL peoples are sensing presence from on the surface....which is Ed, Al, and Roy...
???:Hee....They're coming...
Slacker:Uhh...master...we have a problem...
???:What is it?!
Slacker:All the Winry's escaped...
???:...like I care? They don't know the recipe on how to make waffles anyway!
Slacker:Uh...yea they did...they all did...
???:...
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W hat complete idiots wouldn't you agree? But oh well, that must be their nature. They are, after all ametuers. ^.^
Thank you ALL for reviewing!!! I feel loved! ^^
(EVIL!!!! Do-ers...)
Slacker has come home! ^^
Slacker:I have come home my master!
???:(the first thing he does when he returns) SLACKER YOU IDIOT!!! *hits slacker with a stick*
Slacker: T_T What? What did I do?
???:.....I don't know ' . '......
Slacker: ' . ' ???.....OK?.........
???:But I know what a Waffle is!!!
Slacker:Yes?
???:It is a cat!! From CatScratch!!!
Slacker:...uh...very good master...
???:Are you saying that Im STUPID?!
Slacker:...no?
???:I THINK YOU'RE LYING!!! *hits slacker with a stick* Did you send them the message?!
Slacker:Yes...
???:*hits slacker with a stick*
Slacker:What was THAT for? ;_;
???:...' . ' ........I don't know......
(Roy?And like...Al?....and like....Ed.....)
Roy as usual is singing some sort of retarded song, Ed seems to want to kill him...or himself...(either way he'd be happy) Al is the restrainer! ^.^
Roy:...oh no...
Al:What is it?
Roy:Something terrible is gonna happen...
Al:Like what?
Roy:I dunno...it's just, I got this terrible feeling...
Ed:I think he now realizes that I'm gonna strangle him!!
Roy:Oh crap...
Piniata:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! *its friggen loud*
OH NO! The piniata is falling down!!!
Ed:WHAT THE FLIP IS GOIN' ON?!
Al:O_O'
Roy:I SWITCHED THE ORIGINAL ENGINE WITH ANOTHER!
Ed:WHAT?!
Roy:I SAID I SWITCHED THE ENGINE WITH ANOTHER!
Ed:YOU MOONED ENVY'S MOTHER?!
Roy:NO!!! I SAID SWITCHED WITH ANOTHER!!!!
Ed:AN OLD MAN LIKE NO OTHER?!
Roy:NO!! I SAID--
*CRASH!!!*
Thank goodness they landed on a house! *whew!*...but who's?
Roy:*opens Piniata* *smoke comes out* *cough cough cough!!*
Ed:*looks inside* ROCKS?! YOU SWITCHED THE ENGINE OVER ROCKS?!?!?!
Roy:What?! They looked valuable!! I could make millions with these!!
Al:*picks up a rock*...it's just.....a rock... O.O?'
Ed:-_-+
Roy:No it's not just a rock!! Listen!! *pulls a rock to one ear* can you hear it?! It's goin' "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr''
Ed and Al:O_o' (he's crazy)
Ed:*whacks Roy with his automail* YOUR ARE THE MOST RETARDED DOOSH BAG I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED!!
Roy:THANK YOU! ^.^
Al:Um...hey guys...I think we're on a house...
Ed:*looks down on ground*
Roy:Whos?
Al:I think it's ours....
Ed:How can you tell?! We're up here and we can't see front view!!
Al:Well, your boxers are hanging on a pole like a flag... O.O
Ed:Where?! *looks at pole to read "SMACK ME" on the rear of his boxers*
Roy:Eheheh...
Ed:*blush* I DON'T WEAR THOSE!!!
Al:...*stiffled laughter*
Ed:WHAT?! I DON"T!!!
All of a sudden, the roof collapsed and the three caved inside the house....It was truly their home because one:The boxers, and two:Roy's military clothes that Ed stole waaaaaaaaaaaay back when. ^.^
Roy:Wooo! I'm thirsty! *grabs glass of water in the kitchen*
Ed:I need ta go to the bathroom....
Al:And I'll wait ^.^
After that:
Roy:Ookay. Now we need to figure out a way to get under this house...
Ed:I've got an idea!! *grabs shovels and hands them to Al and Roy* We dig!
Al:O.O ok...
Roy:What a great idea! *starts digging outside* We are gonna dig to the lair! YAY!
Al:*digs questionably*
Ed:*digs digs digs*
So they are digging! And Winry doesn't have a care in the world! So we won't care about her either! The EVIL peoples are sensing presence from on the surface....which is Ed, Al, and Roy...
???:Hee....They're coming...
Slacker:Uhh...master...we have a problem...
???:What is it?!
Slacker:All the Winry's escaped...
???:...like I care? They don't know the recipe on how to make waffles anyway!
Slacker:Uh...yea they did...they all did...
???:...
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W hat complete idiots wouldn't you agree? But oh well, that must be their nature. They are, after all ametuers. ^.^
Thank you ALL for reviewing!!! I feel loved! ^^