InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Quest of the Sacred Ramen Noodles ❯ The Start of our Journey ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Host: And we are back of our SeconCODE d week of “ The Journey of the Sacred Ramen”. Last week, we met the characters!
TV: *turns on* *click* *shows Inuyasha itching his butt*
/Inuyasha: erm… IM GOMMA KILL YOU FOR VIDEO TAPING THIS KAGOMAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TETSUIGA!!!!! *pulls out Tetsuiga*
Kagomae: SIT BOY!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: *Smacks body on ground* AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagomae: *snickers*\
Host: errr… Okay… can we take that off the tape?
Camera man: nope, we are live.
Host: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO FIRED!!!!!!! DANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Host: ANYWAY… now for our journey…
 
 
 
Inuyasha: AHHH I AM SOOOO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!
Naruto: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MY DAILY RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: UGH DON'T REMIND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
/Leprechaun: hehe!!!!!! You will NEVER GET ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy: SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Child 1-5: EAT LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Start shooting bazookas and automatic weapons.
Leprechaun: AHHHH!!!!!!! MAN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CODE PURPLE!!!!!!!!
S.W.A.T Men: Get it!!!!! *Jumps out of helicopters* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bashes leprechauns head with a stick*\
Inuyasha: Okay… why didn't he just hit his head with a bat…
Naruto: I think it wa-
Inuyasha: never mind, I-Don't-wanna-know.
/Fat child: *is running with honey spread on his legs*
Sloth: *Is chasing him*\
Inuyasha: THE SLOTH IS GAINING ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: Hey your right!!!!
Host: and now for a commercial!
 
 
Man: Yum yum good! These Dung pops taste like… you decode! :D
Child: Mommy, can I have a dung pop?
Mother: hmmmm, ok! Sounds tasty! Get me one too! *gives child $100*
Child: Yay!!! Thankies Mommy! *hugs mother*
 
Man: Natural Dung pops!!!
Strange woman: It tastes SOOOOOOOOOO good!
 
 
Host: Yet again, we are past the show time, I host CQZ TV doesn't shoot us!!!! And don't remember to tune in Next time!
 
/Mob boss: lets kill the host of The Quest For the Sacred Ramen Noodles.
Mob Man: Okay boss!!!! *load guns* *get ready to fire*\