InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ BB's Survival House (OF HELL!) ❯ Week1 Day4-Thursday ( Chapter 3 )
Gary shoots the cast members with dart guns that can take down a bull elephant! What happens when they're awake? Not much.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance / | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 12.28.2003 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 206 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer:Yup, I don't own Inuyasha you @$$hole!
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Week1 Day4-Thursday
Inuyasha and Kouga gotta dump real badly. Good thing that they're Dog type demons! They can dump on the grass! Like Sess! But…the grass itches okay?
Better than the dirty PORT-TA-POTTY though.
"Man this bites" whined Inuyasha.
"You said it" replied Kouga. "Oh, and KAGOME IS MINE!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Back in the house.
"What's going on out there?" asked Kikyo
"OH! Kouga and Inuyasha are fighting over me! Please win me Inuyasha! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…." Said Kikyo.
"You wish! I STILL HAVE TO CATCH KAGOME AND INUYASHA KISS!" argued Shippo.
"Well then why don't you try to capture me and Inuyasha kissing?" asked Kikyo.
"Well…it's nothing personal but….YOU'RE A WALKING CORPSE!" yelled Shippo.
"HOW YOU DARE MOCK ME!" "But it's a fact…" "YOU'LL PAY YOU A**HOLE!"
Note:Cussing is censored for Rin and Shippo because they are just children.
"I'm telling! And Inuyasha promised me McDonald's for me and Rin! INUYASHA!!!"
"What?" replied Inuyasha done dumping.
"You promised me and Rin McDonald's! AND KIKYO IS GONNA KILL ME!" said Shippo.
"Whatever."
"BIG BROTHER!!!" yelled Shippo.
"What? OH MY GOD! KIKYO, PUT SHIPPO DOWN OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU!" yelled BB.
"I can't die! I'm dead already!" exclaimed Kikyo.
"I'll send in Gary the immortal to kill ya with imagination!"
"I'm gone!"
"This is BB! I got some questions for you from fans! You all get 1! Tell me the answers and I'll yell at the people for asking gay questions! BB off."
Dear Inuyasha,
Y R U DUMB! I CANT BELIEVE THAT KAG LOVES U STILL!
From
Da Biatch
"INUYASHA IS NOT AN IDIOT!" shouted Kagome.
Everyone gasps but Kouga `cuz he thinks it's a joke.
Dear Kagome,
Y DO U LOVE INUYASHA WHEN HE'S DUMB!
From
Da Biatch
"This guy really is a biatch." said BB.
Dear Kouga,
STOP LOVING KAGOME `CUZ I LOVE YOU! ^-^
PLEASE DATE WITH ME!
From
HotgGrl69
"Why don't you dump Kagome and go out with her?" asked Shippo.
"Well….'cuz Kagome is my woman!" replied Kouga.
"But Kagome already loves Inuyasha."
"LIAR!"
"Well why can't you love HotGirl69 too? She loves you!"
"Well then, SHE'S MY SECOND WOMAN! KAGOME IS MY FIRST WOMAN!"
"How can you love two women at the same time?" asked Sango
`DAMN HE'S LUCKY! HE HAS TWO!' thought Miroku.
Dea…
"NO MORE QUESTIONS FOR TODAY! THEY'RE CHEAP!" said Big Brother.
"But I h…" said Shippo.
"SHUTUP!"
CONFESSION TIME----------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------
Inuyasha-THAT BASTARD KOUGA!!!
Kouga-THAT BASTARD INUYASHA!!!
Shippo-I want Kikyo and Inuyasha out! Kikyo tried to kill me and Inuyasha di….MCDONALD"S!
Rin-Mmmmmmmmm………McDonald's…..
Naraku-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Kikyo-DAMN THAT SHIPPO! I HATE THAT KITSUNE!
Sesshomaru-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….HUH WHA?
Sango-None what's so ever.
Miroku-I want Kouga out because he has two lovers!
Gary-GO AWAY! I'M EATING BACON!
Kouga-THE HELL?!
Everybody was freaked of Gary when he was in the house. He has been forbidden to go into the house unless he is permitted. Enjoy.
"This is BB with an assignment! Meet outside in the park."
"Let's go! I can't wait to finally see his face!" said Shippo.
Outside
"GARY! YOU'RE BIG BROTHER?!" asked Shippo.
"HELL NO! He cannot be seen so he picked me!" replied Gary.
"So what's the assignment? And why do you have a dart gun?!" asked Inuyasha.
"It's a game assignment!" said Gary
Rules
1)Run away from Gary shooting dart guns.
2)Don't hide `cuz he got a tracker.
3)Don't leave boundaries or no prize for you.
4)RUN FOR YOUR DAMN LIVES! HE GOT A MACHINE GUN!
"I'll give you guys a 10 second head start. Survive for 5 minutes! MWHAHAHA! 1, 2 10!" said Gary as they all fell down and sleep.
"HOLY SHIT! I USED ENOUGH TO PUT DOWN A BULL ELEPHANT!" exclaimed Gary.
"whistle" Gary whistled as he walked away.
Later---------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------
After the cast got up, it was 1:24 a.m. DAMN! THAT DART STRONG! The cast had to sleep. Gary is not punished because it's RIGGED!
Well how do you liked it? Please R&R and ask questions for the cast!
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