InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Penpal from Kyoto ❯ Meet Mr and Mrs Cuddles Part Two ( Chapter 10 )

Last in Penpal from Kyoto:

Kagome looked scared "Oh my goodness" with that said she looked at the hungry faces of the two crazy people. "Waiter! Bring me everything we've got!" They yelled.


Now:

The waiter looked at them and shook from the hungry looks they gave him "Fine!" then he ran in the back. Inutaisho and Inya looked happy, as happy as they could get. Kagome looked at the two and sighed InyaInya is Setsu your girlfriend?" asking it out of the blue.

Inya grinned "Nope! I'm going out with some guy" everything seem to stop, all but Inutaisho who was nodding. "Who?" Sesshomaru asked looking straight in her eyes to make sure she's not making this up. "His name is Hiten…Thunder" Inya replied quickly. "Rin's brother! Inya he's older then me!" Sesshomaru exclaimed.

"So what age doesn't matter! That what you said!" Inya argued. "Don't take my words and turn them against me!" Sesshomaru argued back. Inya stuck her tongue out, then flipping him off. Sesshomaru simply turned away crossing his arms over his fine, hard, muscled chest.

Then the food came the table was covered full with food. "Dig in!" Inutaisho yelled happily. Both Mr. and Mrs. Cuddles came back and jumped on the table eating it like little worms on a hot summer day. Inya and Inutaisho growled fighting with fist and now born fake claws over a piece of chicken.

The others were watching the two animals in awe never knowing they were that evil. Just then a song came on the radio over the restaurant by Eminem: Just Lose It

[Eminem making sounds]
Ok..
Guess who's back?
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time

Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
dy'sdy's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl?
What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer goggles blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

Both Inya and Inutaisho are dancing on the table eating food, shaking everything they've got.


It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body

Kagome stared as they laughed when the song was over for a good 4 minutes intil attacking each other again for the food!

Two hours and 32 seconds:

They were kicked out around 10 and Inya bit a officer again. "That was rude!" Inutaisho exclaimed watching the limo pull up.

Inya was covered in food and so was Inutaisho, head to toe. Kagome held her stomach looking at the two "I'm never going to eat after what you do to the pudding" she stated towards Inya. Inya patted her stomach "Yep pudding is good"

Sesshomaru shook his head, "Well us three are going to go get something to eat…" he saw the look the cuddles gave him "And your not coming!"