InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ That's just how things are ❯ Regrowth and Zoo ( Chapter 5 )

Authour's Note:Just a little note. I kinda screwed up on the last chapter - the part about Sesshomaru talking to his conscience. Yeah, I redid that part so go check it out - again.

Thank you for all of the reviews. They are all appreciated all of them including the constructive criticism.

Taiyoukai= Demon Lord/King

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"Would you like to go somewhere else now?" Kagome asked noticing the almost glazed look in Sesshomaru's eyes when she started shopping around in the tenth store that day.

The Youkaiblinked and shook his head slightly from a certain erotic daydream involving a certain miko. "If that is what you wish."

"Good!" Kagome said brightly. "We can go the zoo!" she said brightly.

"What is a . . . zoo?" Sesshomaru asked curiously.

Kagome held onto the taiyoukai's left arm as they made their way out of the mall. "Well . . . a zoo is like a menagerie. You'll love it! But first we need to stop by the house."

Sesshomaru nodded, they walked down the street toward a bust stop. All of the sudden the demon tugged Kagome into an alley then picked her up bridal style. "Hold on." He murmured. Then he jumped up onto the roof and started running fast. Kagome squeaked and held on tighter, which made Sesshomaru go faster making Kagome hold on tighter . . . you see the strategic pattern? In no time at all they'd arrived at Kagome's house and climbed in through Kagome's window. To the demon's regret the miko let go of his neck and plopped the shopping bags onto her bed. She started rummaging around.

"Just hold on a minute. I need . . . . to find . . . . where is it?" She bent down and started rooting around in her closet.

Unfortunately her rump was facing the taiyoukai whom was mesmerized and trying hard to move his gaze from the pert rear that belonged to Kagome. 'Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.' He thought. Once again it was unfortunate that that particular word was . . . . . not helping. He took a few steps and before her knew it he was right behind her mentally begging to the high lords above to make her turn around - NOW - before he took her. His hands reached out of their own will slowly making its way toward her waist.

"Got it!" Kagome said straightening up. The taiyoukai hands dropped to his side - wait hands? "Now let's go get Shippo and Rin then - You're arm is back!" Kagome exclaimed in surprise. Sesshomaru nodded mutely then flexed his newly regrown appendage. "Wow I wonder why and how . . . ?"

The youkai shrugged. "Who knows?"

[Heh heh. We both know.]

'Shit. How'd you get out of that mental closet so fast?!'

[I'm your damn conscience! I was freed because your baser instincts were going ballistic; I was let out to persuade you not to give in to them.]

'Well then you can get shoved back in because I don't need you dammit!'

[*Silence*]

'Hello? That was too easy. No protest at all.'

All of a sudden a mental image of Kagome dancing in the nude popped up with a sign overhead that read: Sorry. We are currently having technical difficulties. Please try again.

Sesshomaru mentally sighed, 'It was too damn good to be true.'

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"What in the seven hells?" Sesshomaru watched alarmed as a grey wall with a thick flexible tube walked by.

Kagome giggled. "It's an elephant."

"Wow! Sesshomaru - sama I want an elephant!" Rin said tugging on her idol's pants leg.

"Later."

"Come on Kagome! I want to see the komodo dragon!!!!" Shippo cried hopping up and down in frenzy.

Kagome laughed allowing the small kitusne and Rin to tug her along toward the reptilian exhibit with Sesshomaru following. They had a blast at the zoo. Until they got to the petting zoo that is . . . .

"This is the petting zoo. You two can feed the animals and pet them." Kagome said.

Shippo grinned. While Rin jumped up and down in excitement. "Now! Can we go now!? Please!!" Rin pleaded looking over at the goats, chickens, pigs, chickens, ducks, rabbits, and sheep in the medium sized pen.

Kagome smiled. "You three go ahead I'll get some food for the animals." She said. The miko walked over to an animal vending machine (they have vending machines for practically EVERYTHING in Japan).

Sesshomaru followed the children towards the pen and too his doom . . . . . *cough*

"Wow. What is that?" Rin asked pointing to a fluffy black thing. (I don't think they had sheep in Feudal Japan, and if they did, just play along for the storie's sake.)

Shippo scratched his head then smiled remembering, "A sheep! They're fur is called wool and wool is used to make clothing like sweaters." He said knowingly.

Rin looked at Shippo in awe (Shippo is a god!), "Wow. You're really really smart! But what's a sweater?"

"It's the thing you're wearing." Shippo said tugging on the sleeve of the slightly oversized pink sweater with red hearts.

"Oh! Wow! You're almost as smart as Sesshomaru-sama." Rin commented as the duo approached the black lamb.

Sesshomaru smirked at that comment. He stood in the middle of the pen carefully watching over Rin and Shippo. 'Sesshomaru and Kagome.' The demon lord thought wistfully. 'Those two names fit perfectly together. They just role off one's tongue.' He was so deep in thought that he didn't even notice the goat known as 'Randy Robby' approach - that is to say not until the goat started humping the demon's leg. "Yaarrggghh." He cried in disgust as he backed away.

Unfortunately backing away made him back into a father whom was holding his son whom had a tall plastic cup of animal feed. Unfortunately - for him - that animal feed landed on him in his hair, unfortunately again the animals were hungry therefore they raced over to the unfortunate demon and started eating . . . pecking in the chicken's case. Sesshomaru threw them all off but was soon being once again mauled by those vile creatures. So he did the only thing a demon whom earlier swore he wouldn't kill any animal at the zoo - he ran. What a charming picture, The Great And Powerful Sesshomaru, The Taiyoukai Of The Western Lands running away from a bunch of barnyard animals. He'd never ever live this day down. Especially since that very same demon had to jump the fence and leap up into a tree to escape the animals that also jumped the fence, so he was safe - from land animals that is.

And what was our favourite taiyoukai thinking during this whole ordeal? 'Kagome. Oh shit. She saw me being chased up a bloody tree by a bunch of animals!!! Shit. WHY HAVE YOUR FORSAKEN ME!?!?' he mentally cried to the gods above.

[Heh heh. This is just too darned funny!!] Sesshomaru's Inner Voice (we shall call him SIV or Siv for short.) drawled.

'SHUDDAP!!! If I'm going down I'm taking you with me!'

[What? Hey! I - AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]

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"Hey Sesshou." Kagome said tentatively. She peeked from behind the door of Sesshomaru's door to see a pissed off youkai glaring at an 'ABC Farm Fun' book. "Sesshomaru. I'm really really sorry! Can you ever forgive me?!" she cried throwing herself at the demon's feet.

Sesshomaru looked at the miko in surprise, "Forgive you for what?" he asked uncertainly. He sniffed, she smelt like - what did she call it? - soap. It was a nice sent, like roses.

Kagome lifted her head, "For the animals. It was all my fault, because I forgot to tell you about 'Randy Robby'! I forgot to tell you he humps practically everyone who has hair past their waist! I forgot and it wall all my own bloody fault!" she wailed.

The taiyoukai knew it wasn't the greatest of times, but he couldn't help but be envious of the soap she used. How sad. You know you've hit rock bottom when you're suddenly resentful of an inanimate object used as a cleaning tool. "It's not a big - "

"Is there anything at all I can do to ever ever get your forgiveness." She pleaded.

Sesshomaru had to bite his bloody tongue to prevent from blurting out all the erotic things he wanted to do. 'Damn it! I'm losing more and more of my control!!' He glowered mentally.

"Sesshou - ?"

"Kiss me." The youkai nearly choked. Where in the seven hells did that come from?!

Kagome sat on her legs blushing, "Um . . . I . . . I . . . " She stuttered as she blushed again.

Well it was now or never. Sesshomaru grabbed kagome by the wrist pulled her up, he pulled her close and kissed her. Her lips were like dew soaked petals and tasted a million times better. He slanted his head deepening the kiss, he just couldn't get enough of her, her mouth opened tentatively and he took advantage of it by slithering his tongue in. He drew her tongue into his mouth, clamped down on it and sucked it hard. She made small animalistic sounds driving him even wilder. He pulled away, "Kagome." He groaned as he trailed kisses down her neck. Kagome moaned in response as he started tonguing a soft spot behind her ear. She wrapped her arms around him entwining her fingers into his hair while nibbling on his pointy little ears. The demon purred inhaling deeply, he pushed her gently onto the bed. She groaned when she felt the softness of the mattress beneath her, a nagging voice told her to stop before it was too late but she swatted it away impatiently. The youkai's hands roamed all over her soft body cursing the damn cotton skirt she wore. She kissed him again pulling his face close and -

"KITSUNA AMINAMARO GENNKAI ORASAWA MINOMAROA ESTIKAIA HIGURASHI!!!!"

Kagome straightened up and cringed when she saw her mother standing there with a look that could kill. "Mom! I can explain!"

Ms. Higurashi crossed her arms, "Well!?"

The miko fiddled around with her thumbs not daring to look at Sesshomaru whom was sitting rigidly beside her. "Um . . . uh . . . err . . . sex education . . . ?" She said sheepishly.

Kagome's mother gave out an exasperated sigh, "Fine. I'll let this little incident slip this once." She said with a faint smile. "But only because you said that same thing I said to my mother."

"No way!" Kagome said gasping in shock. "You?!"

"Hhhmmm . . . yeah well . . . I was young." She said grimacing, "At least I'm understanding. Mom made me run five miles three times."

"Oh." She cringed.

Ms. Higurashi grinned wryly, "In the words of Souta. 'Nothing is illegal and/or bad - until your caught.' Keep that in mind." She said. She left humming a tune.

Kagome got up and slammed her head against the wall, "Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!"

Sesshomaru couldn't help but say what he said next, "At least we weren't naked." He smirked catching the vase she threw at his face. "Kitsuna Aminamaro Gennkai Orasawa Minomaroa Estikai?" He questioned raising a delicate eyebrow.

"My full giving name. When abbreviated it spells out Kagome." She muttered stalking out of the room.

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A little note Kagome gets out of school at one fifty. My story my rules, and I say that Kagome gets out at one fifty.

And no, I do not know if goats actually do hump people's legs but as I wrote before, my story my rules.