InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The InuInfoNet ❯ The Party, Part II ( Chapter 6 )

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-Start Episode 6- Party, Part Two-

Kiki: *Sparkly eyes* Oh, Besa, Kagami, this is soooooooooo exciting!

Kagami: *who has apparently shown up between episodes* It is!!

Besa: *voice of reason - as always* I just hope IY doesn't kill Kouga. *turns to the other two* Wanna go check on Miro and San? The fun should be starting if Satoshi got those directions right. *okay - maybe not. . . *

Kiki: Yeah! By the way, where is Satoshi?

Besa: No clue. . .

*at the bar*

Sango: Oi, Miroku! *staggers over to him* Why'dya get so sexy al've a s'dden? *slaps his butt*

(Translation to Sango's drunk-speak: "Hey, Miroku! Why did you get so sexy all of a sudden?")

Miroku: *has only had about one drink, but he thinks he is hallucinating* Sango-chan? Certainly you are not-

*Sango slaps his butt again, Miroku downs his drink and motions to the bartender for another, all the while his hand is inching

toward Sango's behind*

Sango: *irritated* Wha'daya MEAN I'm no' s'rious?!?! I've n'ver been more damn s'rious in m' entire -- *falls against Miro's chest, but

smacks the bar* GIMME ANOTHER!

(Translation: "What do you MEAN I'm not serious?!?! I've never been more damn serious in my entire -- ")

*Miroku makes contact, and automatically prepares for intense pain, but then realizes that Sango is leaning on him, he downs

another drink*

Miroku: Sango, are you sure? I think --

Sango: *places a finger over his mouth* Shhhhh, don' be naughty, baby. . . come to Sango, come to Sango, do. . .

Miroku: *leans forward, thinking Sango wants a kiss*

Sango: GOTCHA! *grabs the glass from the bartender and downs the whole thing*

*Miroku's kiss lands awkwardly on her right temple*

Sango: *giggles* That tickles, Houshi-sama. . .

*Miroku smirks and runs his fingers across Sango's behind*

*back to the reporters*

Besa: She's gonna have one helluva hangover come morning.

Kiki: Yep, yep, yep!

Kagami: And when she is sober again, Miroku is going to be bruised with a hangover; poor baby *absentmindedly rubs Miroku's hair*

Besa: *pulls Kagami away* No messing with them until they are thoroughly drunk and won't remember much. . .

Kagami: *struggling* But he's so adorable, all glassy eyed.... *passes Miroku a drink* . . .get drunk already Houshi-sama.

Sango: Hey, you! *Points at Kagami, and sits on Miroku's lap* Leave my Houshi-sama ALONE, wouldja?!

*the reporters, who have moved a bit away from the drunks*

Kiki: Kagami, Miroku is taken but there's this really cute guy over there who's looking at you *points to table in dark corner of room*

Kagami: *looks, looks again with wide eyes* *whispers* Does anyone else see the fluffy??

Kiki: If only, if only

*back to the drunks*

Miroku: Sango, am I really yours?

Sango: Uh huh. *nods firmly* An' no 'n can 'ave YOU *pokes Miro's chest* bu' ME. *points to herself* Go' it?

(Translation: "Uh huh. And no one can have YOU but ME. Got it?")

*back to the reporters*

Kagami: *sneaks around the back, using her magically powers to hide herself from a suspected Fluffy-chan* Heheheh. . . *Sneaks up behind him and pets the Fluffy, startling him into returning to demon form* BESA!! LOOK!! KIKI! Get your bum over here! Its my Fluffy-sama!!)

Besa: Kagami, you really shouldn't invoke things you can't control. . .

Kiki: *pulls Kagami by ear away from Fluffy-sama* Bad, bad, bad, Kagami: not till he's drunk.

Sesshoumaru: Kagami, what the f*ck are you doing?!

Kagami: *as she is being dragged away* My research told me that's where Inu got his mouth!!

Besa: So what are you going to do now Kagami? *hands Kagami some 151*

Kagami: *rubs her sour ear and runs to the bar* I need as many glasses of 151 as you've got, mix it with something, just hurry!

Satoshi: Uh oh. . . *mixes the drink quickly at seeing the gleam in Kagami's eyes*

*Satoshi warily hands Kagami a large bar glass. It's pink, and Kagami debates drinking it herself because it's pretty, then remembers her Fluffy-sama*

Kagami: Okay, thanks! *Runs to a small room, changes to a waitress and pulls back her hair, except bangs to hide her eyes, then walks to Fluffy-sama*

Kagami: That bartender wanted you to have this *evil smirk as Sesshoumaru downs the drink, staggering halfway through*

Sesshoumaru: *pulls out a fifty* There's more where this comes from if you can keep that psycho Kagami away from me the rest of the night, got it?

Kagami: *bursts into tears* Fluffy-sama??

Sesshoumaru: Please? It's just that she can scare me, being all obsessed like she is. You seem like a nice enough girl. . .

Kagami: *pulls out her chopsticks and lets her hair fall around her* Its me, Sesshoumaru-sama, I'm sorry... *more tears as she hugs her waitressing tray*

Sesshoumaru: *awkwardly hugs her with one arm* It's. . . o. . kay? *thinking* What would Rin do, what would Rin do?!? *speaks* Please just try not to be as obsessive?

*a few feet away*

Besa: *whispers to Kiki* Is it just me, or is Fluffy acting weirder than normal?

Kiki: *whispers back* Is he already drunk?

*back to Fluffy and Kagami*

Kagami: I AM NOT OBSESSIVE! *whacks him in the gut with her waitressing tray, tackles him, and plants sharp red nail near his throat*

Sesshoumaru: *is reasonably upset that a fangirl just beat him with a waitressing tray*

*back to a few feet away*

Random Youkai Expert: *to Besa and Kiki* It is hard for youkai to stay drunk, so probably not

*The Fluffy one and the Obsessed*

Sesshoumaru: YOU UNGRATEFUL HUMAN!!! I, SESSHOUMARU, LORD OF THE WESTERN LANDS, WILL NOT BE BEATEN BY A MERE MORTAL!!!

*a few feet away again*

Besa: *not bothering to whisper* Then what the HELL is he on?!?

*Fluffy and Obsessed*

Kagami: YOU UNGRATEFUL TAIYOUKAI! ALL YOU EVER DO IS THINK YOU ARE SOOO SPECIAL! WELL HA! I BEAT YOU WITH A TRAY! AM I STILL AN OBSESSED FAN GIRL? AND BY THE WAY, I LEARNED FIGHTING FROM YOUR BROTHER! Well, at least dodging his attacks --*sticks out tongue in a childish manner*

*Speaking of tongues... screen shows Sango and Miroku... having fun, at the bar*

Sesshoumaru: Why, you! -- *passes out*

Besa: *holding tray* Would you PLEASE stop being so childish, Kagami!? *waves tray threateningly* Or do I have to deal with you as well?

Kagami: SESSHIE-CHAN!! *pulls out her first aid kit and begins playing doctor, and keeps asking the imaginary nurse for things* I AM NOT childish! Hrmph *turns back to Fluffy-chan*

Besa: Sheesh.

Kagami: *eyes glaze over* Perhaps I should give him mouth to mouth, Besa?

Besa: NO! Fluffy goes home NOW! *whacks Kagami in the back of the head with tray, only effectively sending her flying onto Fluffy-sama* RIN!!

Rin: *appears out of nowhere* Yes, Besa-chan?

Besa: Could you be a dear and take Fluffy-chan home? I think he's had a little too much excitement for the night.

Rin: *notices Kagami and Sesshoumaru, who are laying on each other, knocked out* She came to the house once... *Rin looks thoughtful, then looks at Besa* Is she Rin's new okaasan? Should Rin take her too?

Besa: *almost chokes, but ends up coughing* NO, she and Sess were just. . . playing. . . with. . . each other and. . . Kagami didn't have her coffee this morning. So she ran out of energy playing . . . tag. . . *starts giggling*

Rin: *nods knowledgably* Rin did that once. Rin will tell Sessie-chan about his playmate; how should RIn get him home? Hmmm! Oh! AH-UN!

Besa: *opens door for the two-headed dragon* Just be careful of Fluffy's bump, okay? He, ah, ran into a wall accidentally. *giggles harder*

Rin: Okay! *pulls and tugs at Kagami, then looks to Besa for help*

Ah-Un: *gets fed up with the wait and uses his nose to load everyone up, leaving Kagami on the floor*

Rin: Bye Besa-chan!!

Besa: Bye Rin-chan!

*Rin exits*

Kagami: *begins waking and hugs her tray* Fluffy-sama??

Besa: Kagami, you were just dreaming that Fluffy-sama was here. Now let's go watch that drinking contest. . .

Kagami: Okay....

Besa: *laughs evilly under her breath*

Kagami: *feels a little woozy and hugs her tray* I could've sworn...

Besa: Come on Kagami. Why would the elusive lord of the western lands be here? It must have been a wonderful dream, but don't worry, you can go Fluffy-hunting tomorrow. *pats Kagami's head*

Kagami: *acts like a small child, jumping up happily* Okay, Besa-chan!

Besa: Okay, to the drunk canine demons! By the way, where did Kiki run off to?

-End Episode 6- Party, Part Two-