InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ the ways of luv ❯ A strange way to get close to someone ;p ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Chapter five
After schools, the girls went down to the beach (Michelle skipping detention).
“Thanks for dropping me off today.” Said Michelle giving Sesshoumaru a friendly kiss on the cheek.
“That's not a real kiss!” sulked Sesshoumaru,
“Oh really? Than what's a real kiss then Mr. Know-it-all?” asked Michelle moving closer to him, hand on his chest.
He smiled and leaned forward gently brushing his lips against hers, Michelle gasped as his lip nibbled on her bottom lip. He used this advantage and slipped his tongue past her lips, she responded and the tongue war began. Slowly they parted.
“Go Michelle! Wahoo! You go girl!” yelled Kagome, Sango and Ayame.
The couple blushed bright red,
“I don't think you should stay here, I mean your already sun burnt.” Smiled Sesshoumaru,
“Talk for yourself Rudolf!” Michelle exclaimed, “Bye!”
The four girls ran down the beach, took off their school clothes and ran into the water splashing each other.
 
Inuyasha peeked out of the bush he, Miroku and Kouga had been hiding in,
“Are you sure this is a good idea?” he asked, “Cause I feel like a total retard right now.”
“Sure it will,” said Miroku, “It's gotta work.”
“To think stuffing a bra with Miroku's smelly gym socks is bad,” said Kouga in disgust, “But to think I have to wear it, that's just plain evil.”
“If this doesn't work, your dead Miroku!” yelled Inuyasha,
“Shhh! Their going down to the water, let's go!” said Miroku. The boys ran down towards the water where the girls were.
 
 
“Hey girlfriends!” squealed Miroku in a girly voice,
Kagome looked up to see three boys in bikinis waving at them,
“Do we know them gay bastards?” said Ayame in Sango's ear,
“It's Inuyasha and his bunch of friends!” whispered Kagome, “Just go along with it.”
“HEY BOYS, I mean GIRLS, WANNA COME SUNBATHE WITH US?” yelled Michelle,
“Hell yeah!” exclaimed the boys, “We mean, yes please.”
 
They all lay on their beach towels sunbathing, Inuyasha lay beside Kagome. He leaned over her reaching for the lotion, his knees gave out and he fell on top of Kagome,
“Your squishing me!” Kagome exclaimed,
“Sorry!” Inuyasha said back in a girlish voice. While he was getting off of her he groped her ass trying to make it look like an accident, but Kagome knew it was him. About five minutes later, Kagome reached for the lotion, wanting payback she groped his ass back as she pulled back to lay down.
`Uh-oh! I think she knows it's me, no wait, unless she's a lesbian.' Thought Inuyasha in shock,
“I know it's you Inuyasha.” Said Kagome in his ear,
`Damn-it she knows its me, wait. She touched my ass. That's awfully strange, normally I'm the one touching asses.' Inuyasha thought,
“You touched my ass! Yay!” he exclaimed just loud enough for Kagome to hear.
“Yeah, it's called payback.” Kagome answered smiling at him.
 
Sango realized that Miroku had been staring at her the whole time,
“I have a pair of bikinis just like yours,” she said, “But mine look so much better on me.”
“That's because you have things to fill it up with,” said Miroku grabbing his fake boobs to show how small they are, “See, I'll prove it.”
After grabbing his, he groped Sango's to compare them.
“MIROKU!!!” yelled Sango then slapping him across the face.
 
“How do you guys wear these?” asked Kouga pulling out his wedgy for the hundredth time. Michelle and Ayame started giggling at the wolf demon in the pair g-strings,
“What?! What's so funny?!”
“It's nothing just(*giggle*)just…(*Laughing*)” giggled Ayame,
“What is it?!”
“Ok, how do I put it…ok, tell me, have you ever experienced wearing a G-string?” asked Michelle trying to hold in her laughter,
“No.”
“Well you sure have know!!!” Michelle managed trough all her laughing,
“What?! How do you guys put up with these?! They give the fuckin' biggest wedgy!!!” said Kouga.