Kingdom Hearts Fan Fiction ❯ The great and crazy confusion ❯ The first confusion and the love ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

The great and crazy confusion!!

[Autor's Note: This is a comedy every character of kingdom hearts will not be like in the game]



In beautiful day, the sun is shinig and the sky is blue. BUT!! In the street, in the same place as ever, there were the friends talking about their lives. When sundly...


Sora: Leave us ALONE!

Roxas: No!

Kairi: Why not?

Sora: Because...

Ansem: ...I forbid it!

Sora: What the hell!?

Donald: The gate, the gate, the gate, the gate, the gate, the gate , the gate, the gate, the gate is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, en, en, en, en, en, en, en, en, en, en.

Kairi: I, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i.

Sora: Kairi, shut up! You're like a flipin alarm clock!

Riku: You're stupid! Kairi...

Kairi: Hee. So you noticed. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Sora: Kairi if you don't shut up, I'm gonna hit you with this!

Maleficent: I'm afraid you're to late.

Sora: My lord aunt Maleficent Stephenie! You almost gave me a heart attack!

Maleficent is Sora's aunt
2 hours later...


Santa Clause: Well, hello everyone. Did you come to see if you're on my "NICE" list?

Sora: "Did you come to see if you're on my NICE list? What the hell! It was you in the first place that has come here. And by the way it's not Christmas yet.

Santa Clause: Oh! I'm sorry. You see I've lost my clock.

Sora: DAH!

Donald: Either that's grandmama, or Santa Clause is a woman.

Sora: Either that, or grandmama's a man!

Organization XIII: We're the CIA, that's what we do.

Goffy: Jesus, Amen! Cool!

Kairi: It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it.

Sora: Kairi, you flippin-alarm clock, SHUT UP!

Donald: DAMM!

Sora&Goffy: Donald!

Donald: Heehe! Ahahah! Heartless, Heartless, Heartless, Heartless, Heartless, Heartless, Heartless, Heartelss, Heartless! Things haven't change one sheet!

Sora&Goffy: Donald!

Donald: I'm sorry!

One month later...


Santa Clause: Merry Christmas to all and all shut the hell up!

Sora: Look it´s Santa Clause! Hello the Santa!

Santa Clause: Hello there Sora, here you have your Christmas gift hope you like it.

Sora: Cool! Final Fantasy XII for Plastation 2. Thank'i so much Santy.

While the other's where receiving the Christmas present's Goffy was
close to a big rock that was behind him. When...


Goffy: Autch!

Donald: Oh boy!

Mickey: Yes!

Sora: We did it!

Roxas: Good job.

Ansem: The research plans I made about the "darkness in the heart", beginning with meagre psychological experiments, have rapidly grown immensely. As enthusiastically advised by my youngest disciple Ienzo, I have prepared a grand-scale research laboratory below the castle.
Donald: I'm telling'ya, that dude just give me the hipiridijipys!
Marluxia:Does anyone have drugs? No! Good! So shut up!
Sora: And keep my dunky face Amen.
Xemnas: What!?
Donald: Christmas is stupid.
Riku: Why!?
Sora: Because...
Roxas: He took it!
Donald: Why'd he have to do that?
Sora: Why is everyone always interropting me?!
Marluxia: But you are a pig rigth?
Axel: Call me Mrt. pig!
while the oder's where talking kairi, Donald, Larxenne and Demix where....

Kairi: Take this!YA!! AAAH!
Donald:Fire!
Larxenne: AHHH! Take this Kairi. This is my revenge for you've stolen my dear Xemnas!
Kairi: SORRY!?What!?
Demix: Dance, water dance!
Donald: Thunder!
Kairi&Larxenne: Demix, Donald, shut up!
Donald&Demix: Sorry...
Larxenne: Take this! Ia!AAAH!
Kairi: You live me no another chose...power of ligth! Attack!
Demix: Larxenne run I will protect you!
Larxenne: Demix...
Demix: Go, now!
Larxenne: Yes!
Donald: Larxenne I just want to tell you this....
Larxenne: What?
Donald: You're sexy Larxenne.
Larxenne! What!? Thank's.You idiot duck go to hell.
Kairi: I hope you're redy! Here it goes!
Donald. Damm...
Demix: Donald!
Donald: I'm sorry!
Larxenne: Man... I can't leve them behind. I'm gonna help them!
Kairi: Ligth!
Donald: Damm!
Larxenne: Come on guys. Thogether we can win this!
Larxenne: Thunder!
Demix: Dance, water dance!
Donald: Blizard!
Kairi: Die!
That impact was really great. Have our heroes survived?

Kairi: Not possyble!?
Donald: Not probable! We're alive and we're stupids!
Larxenne&Demix: Yeah!
After that great figth Kairi, Donal, Larxenne and Demix return to their usual place where the oders where.
Ansem:My name is Ansem .
Sora: I'm stupid.
Axel:And I´m bazar.
Riku:I'm blunder boy
Larxenne: Hello Xemnas...I'm mean teatcher Xemnas...
Xemanas: Hmm....
Larxenne: Wana dance with me?
Xemnas: Listen I now that you've 15 years old just like Sora and I 16 years old.
Larxenne: Yeah and? You're the one that has ofered to be our math teacher!
Xemnas: Yeah but I
Larxenne: Please justdance with me. Pretty please!
Xemnas: Okay you win. I will dance, but just only with you.
Larxenne: Yupy!
Sora: Yo m'a people I've got an anaucement to make.
Donald&Zexion: Sora! Sora! Sora! Sora! Sora!
Sora: M'a people. All of you I tink that I migth be Jesus!
Kairi: Sora!
Sora: Hey that's the beast!
After that party all the friends have got to home 'couse. In Sora's house....

Namine: Now watch the Teletubies
Sora: How there you, put me wild the key to slavying all men kind! Oh, flufy!
Teletubies: Ticles!
Sora: Oh! My GOD, I got look away. The more I resiste, yhe more intriging it becomes!
Teletubies: Again, Again.Heeh.
Sora: Oh! Yes again, again! Oh god please once more!
Riku: Ok Sora the show's over le'ts kick some Organization XIII ass's!
Sora: I´m free, free, from the speel of those diabolic Teletubies! When the world is mine, your deth should be quick and painful. And now it's your turn, you mother Namine goffin! What! Oh my god!
The ligth's where over and there was a figth and then...

Sora:Good nigth. ZZZZ....
Namine: Wake up it's time for you to go to school
Sora Kairi?
Namine: Huh?
Sora:God! The last nigth was super crazy.
In the school on the Xemnas math classe.
Xemnas: Good morning, children. Let's start with a few new math problems. What is 5X2? Comon children don't be shad. Just give your best shoot. Yes Zexion.
Zexion: One hundred.
Xemnas. Nwo let's try to get a answer from someone whos not a completly retard. Ok anyone comon don't be shad.
Larxenne: Oh! I tink I now the answer.
Axel: Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Larxenne: Shut up fat boy.
Axel: Hey dont call me fat, you fucking jew!
Xemnas: Axel did you just said the F word?
Axel: Jew?
Larxenne: No, he's talking about fuck you can't say fuck in school you fucking badass!
Xemnas: Larxenne!
Axel: Wher's the the fuck nife!?
Xemnas: Axel!
Sora: Men you just said fuck again.
Xemnas: Sora!
Zexion:Up...
Xemnas: Zexion!
Axel: What's the big deal, it din't hurt anyone, so fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, any fuck , fuck!
Xemnas: How 'bout you and I have a little conversasion when the class is over.
Axel: How 'bout you suck my baals!
Xemnas: What did you just said!?
Axel: I'm sorry what I said was. How bout you suck my baals Xemnas!
Roxas: Holy sheet dude.
After the class end Xemnas, Sora, Larxenne and Zexionstar to talk about what hapenned in the class and...
Xemnas: How many times I've got to tell you that you can't say the F word or another words like the F word in my class!
Axel: Yeah, but Larxenne call me fat!
Xemnas: Are you fat?
Axel: No.
Xemnas: See, son't listen to what she says. And has for you Sora.
Sora: Hey I was just helping Axel here.
Xemnas: No Sora you're helping him to say more times the F word!
Axel: Psst.! Sora.
Sora: Yes?
Axel: Look at Larxenne face is all red heeehe....
Sora: Heeee....
Xemnas: And as for you Zexion well you haven't say nothing so you can go now. And has for you three. Let's hope that this never happens again. Am I clear?
Larxenne&Axel&Sora: Yes....
Xemnas: Comon you can go now.
Sora: OK
Axel: OK
Larxenne: Teatcher Xemnas I need to have a litle talk with you.
In the oder side of the door of the class room. Axel and Sora where listening everything and see it to.

Xemnas: So Larxenne you can talk
Larxenne: Xemnas I LOVE YOU!
Xemnas: Larxenne...
Sora: OMG! A stundet an a teacher Jesus!
Axel: That two make a good couple.
Sora: Yeah you're rigth. But can I see thei kiss?
Axel: Let's see it.
Larxenne&Xemnas: HMMMM.......... ........... ............ ............. .........Hmmm..............
Sora: Cool!
CONTINUE......