Naruto Fan Fiction / Samurai Deeper Kyo Fan Fiction / Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ We dont have a title... ❯ ch30 ( Chapter 30 )

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Kiri: *yyyaaaawwwwnnn*

siloh: how on earth are you still tired?

kiri: *eyes close* *head starts to bob*

benitora: awww, kiri-han is lookin so mighty cute when she's a sleepin!

yukimura: i need sake.... *invader zimness voice* SAAAIIIZO!! FETCH THE SAKEEEE!!!!

saizo: *suck up* ha! *dissapears*

itachi: so, deidara..... why are we followig these....things and that short blond?

ed: IM NOT SHORTTTT!!!!!!!!

deidara: well, you see; Kirika and Siloh are my women A/N that sounds wierd.....

itachi: hm,..... i see. *wispers something to deidara*

deidara: *to itachi* well, i'm not the only one. Kyo, Benitora and shorty are pretty attached too.

siloh: wtf are you two talking about?!

kiri: *drops on ground* zzzzzzzzz

siloh: GET UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!!!!! DUDE, YOU MAKE SHIKAMARU LOOK LIKE GOOGLE!!!!!

shikamaru: i'm like google?

siloh: google is always busy.

shikamaru: ???

kiri: *mumbling* no, siloh! don't do it!

siloh: hey! she's dreamin' about me! *kneals beside kiri*

kiri: no, don't! DON'T SIT ON THE FIRE!!!!!!!

siloh: that'd better not be a premonition.... "melvin" will kill meeee!!!!!

kiri: zzzzzzzz

itachi: wtf.....

kyo: what DO you do in your spare time, pyro?

siloh: welllllll.......

yukimura: kyo! can't you see that that's none of your buisness?

kyo: i just don't want her messin' with kiri's head.

jiraiya: *poof* JIRAIYA'S HERE!!!

siloh: oh, hey pervy sage.

jiraiya: must you be like naruto?

siloh: well, if the name fits......

kiri: *wakes up* *rubs eyes* oh.... hi jii-san hentai.

jiraiya: you too?......

itachi: old man, why are you here?

jiraiya: I should be asking you that. anyways, i'm here to invite a yukimura sanada,
a sasuke sarutobi, and a demon eyes kyo to a special legion.

kiri: like the justice leage, superfriends and the legion of ddddooooommmm?

jiraiya: well, sort of.

kyo: what kind of group?

jiraiya: see for yourself. *hand kyo scroll*

yukimura: *reads over kyo's shoulder*

kyo & yukimura: where do we sign?

jiraiya: right there *points to a place on scroll*

yukimura: and i'll also be signing sasuke up too! *hand in hair thing*

jiraiya: alrighty then! WELCOME TO THE LEGION OF PERVERTS!!! MEMBERS SO FAR: JIRAIYA THE TOAD SAGE, MIROKU THE IRRESISTABLE MONK, DEMON EYES KYO, YUKIMURA SANADA, SASUKE SARUTOBI, KYOSHIRO, AND YUGIOH!

siloh, kiri: YUGIOH?!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?

jiraiya: now we must take our leave!

benitora: but wait! i wanna join!

jiraiya: well, i was gonna ask you, but.... i don't think she'll let you

benitora: huh?

kiri: *handcuffs with ed*

ed: not again....

kiri: my bishies.

siloh: *puts hand near bishies*

kiri: *its supposed to be a kitty growl, ok?*
MMMMMRRRRROOOORRRRWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

jiraiya: well, see ya later! *poofs*

kyo, sasuke, and yukimura: *poof*

siloh: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! COME BACK YUKIMURA!!!!

kiri: well, you still have shika-kun

siloh: yea, but--

deidara: and you still have meeee!!!!!!

siloh: but its not the same!!!!!

The loneliness of losing your [claimed] loved ones is brought to you by:
THE ANTI-MILK CULT!!!!