Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Famous Quotes Never Said ❯ Third Entry ( Chapter 3 )

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<u>Quotes!</u>

 

Shukaku: Only you can prevent forest fires!

 

(the ultimate, never before spoken lie of all time! *drumroll*) Sakura: I have an idea!

 

Rock Lee: "since I cant use ninjutsu or genjutus, im going to show you my latest technique, supperior to all others!" ... *takes out a wand*, "stupefy!"

 

Gaara: Sand in my shoes, AGAIN??

 

Kakashi: *ploop* oh NOOO! My Sharingan glass-eye popped out again!! Damn thing never fit anyway...

 

Orochimaru:lets be friends

 

Pakkun: Yo quiero Taco Bell.

 

Kakashi- Now remember.... There is no "I" in Team..... but there is an I....in Pie....There's an I in "Meat Pie"....the analogy for meat is team...nevermind.

 

Shukaku: *doing the badger song* Badger, badger, badger, badger.... *points at Rock Lee's hair* Mushroom! Mushroom!

 

Aoi: Man, I'm just a weak piece-of-crap filler character, why on earth do I even exist? Whos the SOB that created me... please let me just die along with my ghetto worthless non-existant sword.

 

Itachi: Hi kid... I'm from the Big Brother program.

 

Kakashi: Okay, I have a confession, I really don't know how to read, I just hold up the book to make me look smart.

 

Ebisu: Women are not hot... they simply make my nose bleed...

 

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<u>More Conversations!</u>

 

Naruto- Shino, Why are you always wearing those Shades?

Shino- *talking to himself* "...Why is it so dark all the time?..." Huh? *to naruto* whatcha say?

Naruto- Nevermind........How much did those shades cost?

Shino- ...What shades?

Naruto- *Grabs Shino's shades off of him* These!

Shino- ARGH!!! ITS SO BRIGHT!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO NARUTO!?!? I'M BLIND!! I'M BLIND!!! I'M BLIND!!! *repeating*

Naruto- (huh?) but it's night time........*watching Shino Scream*.......I'm.....gonna borrow these for a while....... *walks off*

 

Naruto- Mr. Uchiha!....Surprised to see me? *wearing Shino's Shades*

Sasuke- ....No....

Naruto- Then you're aware of it...

Sasuke- ...of what?

Naruto- Our connection, I don't fully understand How it happend... Perhaps some part of you were imprinted on to me... something over written or copied...maybe your sharingan had something to do with it.. I don't know... But it is at this point irrelevant...What matters is whatever happend....happend for a reason..

Sasuke- *looking at naruto like he's an idiot* ....You're an idiot.....But you managed to know that much dialogue from the Matrix?......Congratulations.....

Naruto- Thank you....But as you well know appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here... We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free....There is no escaping reason...

Sasuke-...Sh-....Shut up.....

Naruto- No denying purpose.... Because as we both know without purpose we would not exist....

Naruto2- It is purpose that created us..

Sasuke- :*looks at that naruto*

Naruto3- Purpose that connects us.

Naruto4- Purpose that pulls us.

Naruto5- That guides us.

Naruto6- That drives us.

Naruto7- It is purpose that defines us.

Naruto8- Purpose that binds us.

Sasuke- ......Shadow Replications?!?! *sasuke is surrounded by Narutos* But when did you-

Naruto9- And we're here because of you Mr. Uchiha...We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us........Sakura!!!

Sasuke- : What?! No! I don't like Sakur-

*Burly Brawl*

*Naruto Dogpile*

Narutos- It is inevitable....

Sasuke- Would you Shut it *busts out from under all the Narutos* with the Matrix Dialogue!!!

*when the naruto's land they all dispell instead of the real one who gets up*

Sasuke- ....I NEVER LIKED SAKURA!!!!!!

Naruto- ..... oh

 

Naruto- *throws pokeball* i choose you Gamabunta

Kakahi- *throws pokeball* i choose you Pakkun.

Naruto- Gamabunta use sludge bomb.

Kakashi- Pakkun! use bite attack.

Naruto- oh no. my summon is getting weak. i must do something. Gamabunta use double-team.

Kakashi- damn. Naruto is sending his summonmon his chakra and is copying his Kage BUnshin. Pakkun use Chidori!

Pakkun- bark bark

Kakashi- do it now!

Naruto- sh!t. i gotta do something. Gamabunta use Hyperbeam.

*both do their attacks and there is smoke*

 

Kakashi- *with Lightsaber* good now release your anger. show me your true power Kabuto.

Kabuto- ahhh why did you slice off my hand. You told me you killed my father.

Kakashi- It is not I who killed yer father. u know why? *takes off mask* because Kabuto...

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Kakashi- IM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!

Kabuto- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait that would explain why i have silver hair...

 

Naruto: Dude! what's mine say!

Sasuke: Sweet! whats mine say dude?

Naruto: Dude! But what does mine say!?

Sasuke: Sweet! mine?!?

Naruto: Dude! WHAT DOES MINE SAY!!!

Sasuke: SWEET! WHAT DOES MINE SAY!!!

*fighting*

Kakashi: BAKA! Your's says Sweet his says Dude!!

Sasuke+Naruto: Ooooh.

 

Kabuto: "Well, Orochimaru, what are we going to do tonight?"

Orochimaru: "Same thing we try to do every night Kabuto, try to take over the world!!!"

 

Sakura: Hey! Who do you think you are drooling over MY MAN!

Hinata: What did you say?! He's MY MAN! Why would he want someone like you!

Sakura: Oh no you didn't!

Hinata: Oh yes I did!

Sakura: Bring it!

Hinata: Oh it's already been BROUGHTEN!

*the two fight in a wrestling ring full of mud*

 

3rd Hokage - "So, I thought we'd start off this new team by each telling our interests and future goals!"

Jiraiya - "Titties and beer"

Tsunade - "Kicking the author's ass for giving me these knockers"

Orochimaru - "Having a big snake.... to.. summon, I mean"

 

Tenten - What? Your eyes can see all around you and through things?

Neji - Yes, actually doing the first part of the chuunin exam I looked through someone's body to see what he was writing down on the test..

Tenten - What? really does that mean you can see people with your eyes closed?....HEY Does that mean you can see Through clothing?!?

Neji - Ye- What?!? ...Yes I could see if my eyes were closed (speculation) but I wont ever look at a girl like-

Tenten - what color are my panties?

Neji - ......................C- Can we talk about something else?

Tenten - Yes ...How are you able to hit all of the points on a person's body to stop their chakra flow?

Neji - Well I can see them... My eyes can see the points but... I don't hit All the points, it's too much to bother with... I just hit over 75% of the points because that's all that's really needed...........orange

Tenten - what? Orange? what's oran- .....

Neji - Oops.

 

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Sorry, i realize that wasnt a very funny portion though, but im kinda sending my brain off the hook with caffine... whatever, im gonna try to put up more ASAP, and if you have any quote or convos. you'd like to put up, just add them in your review ( you dont have to though ^^)

 

Arigatou, ja ne!