Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Famous Quotes Never Said ❯ Fourth Entry ( Chapter 4 )

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<u>Quotes</u>

 

Chouji: Shikamaru! You're getting fat. Stop eatting for christs sake!!!

 

Itachi: *in a bathtub somewhere* Rubber Ducky, you're the one....you make bathtime lots of fun!

 

Sasuke: Sakura, deep down, I actually do you like you better than dirt.

 

Gaara: Anyone want skittles?

 

Anyone: A gun? What's th- *BANG*

 

Kankuro: I think natural beauty is more important *throws out makeup bottles and jars*

 

Sasuke: Naruto! You're a GENIUS!!

 

hinata: naruto?? naruto where are you? has anyone seen my sex toy around? *mutters* damm i just got these whips and he's off again.

 

Zetsu: I'm going vegan

 

Lee: Dammit, I hate this suit!

 

Naruto: *watching Sasuke in his house* come on, take off the shirt... yes!... now the pants...

 

Gaara: Look Temari nee-chan, such beautiful and colourful butterflies(I'll die the day Gaara becomes even a bit cheery).

 

Sasuke: Naruto-kun I'm waiting

 

Sasuke: BUNNIES!!!!!!! *chases after bunnies* Wait! Come back! Noooo!!!!

 

Sakura: I should join Akatsuki! I mean, you get to wear nailpolish all the time, and I'm sure they need a feminine touch...

 

kakashi: Do any of you Genin's have ANY idea how hard it is to throw a kunai with only 1 eye!?!?

 

Kiba: Akamaru's not only my partner, but my emergency ration.

 

Kakashi: Icha Icha Paradise sucks. Harry Potter satisfies my fantasies now ^^

 

Shika: *pointing at chouji* u r such a damn fatass, look at me and try to have a fine ass as mine.

 

 

 

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<u>Conversations</u>

 

Sasuke: *snatches Kakashi's book* *reads it* OMG! it's....it's...!

Kakashi: that's right...it's my list of people to kill

Sasuke: but-but-but why are my parent's name's crossed out on the second page?!

 

Hinata: I used my byakugan Naruto and I accidently...saw...your...thingy

Naruto: Were you impressed on it's size

Hinata: Not really...I seen Neji's when we were training once and I fainted

Naruto: Then why do you alwayz faint in front of me???

Hinata: Because I picture his on you...

*Hinata faints*

Naruto: f*** it

 

*Team 7 is fighting the Akatsuki leader together and suddenly Naruto screams*

Its hamster-time!

*everybody dances the hamsterdance*

 

Hinata: N-Naruto-kun.

Naruto: Oh, hello Hinata!

Hinata: Well...that is...i would just like to say...

Naruto: While we're young, woman.

Hinata: ...T-Those noises you made while you were in the bathroom were beautiful!

Naruto: (What the...?)

Hinata: The rhythmic grunting and sighing were music to my ears!

Naruto: (This bitch is nasty!)

Hinata: And if it was okay, i would like to expel my waste...alongside with you...

Naruto: ...Wow, Hinata. You managed to destroy any feeling i had for you with a mere 3 lines.

Hinata: ...And-and "destroyed" really means?

Naruto: Please get out of my sight, slug.

 

*Uchiha house; Sasuke is checking up on his brother*

Sasuke: Brother! Brother where ar-- *opens bathroom door* Brother, what are you doing with mom's make-up?

Itachi: ...To see...what i am capable of...

Sasuke: *Screams*

 

Asuma: Ey Kurenai wanna get a drink?

Kurenai: Of couse, but not with you!! *looks at Gaara* Sooo, care to joing me sexy? *wink*

Gaara: Fo'shizzy babe!!

 

Sakura: Where the hell is Kakashi?

Kakashi: Here i am!

Naruto: Ya know, you always say you were late because you were dancing with a woman, but last night i saw yo--

Sakura: *covers mouth* Hush, bitch.

Kakashi: *sharingan on* Yes, you make him silent... *Grins* Anyway, might i interest you two lovelies in a threesome with your sensei!?

Naruto: Will it bring me one-step closer to becoming a Hokage?

Kakashi: Why, yes. Threesomes are mandatory for all Hokages!

Sakura: Sensei, that's a lie and you kno--

Naruto: *covers mouth* Hush, bitch.

Kakashi: *Sharingan on* Yes, you make sure she stays quiet, Naruto. *Grins*

 

Ichigo (Bleach): Naruto.....I am your father....

Naruto: Impossible.....my parents were lesbians....

 

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I once again realise that these have really gone downhill and arent as funny, but PLZ bear with me, a person can be funny for only so long ^^;;