Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Just Too Sexy For His Own Good ❯ Hide And Seek ( Chapter 22 )

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-Ruri

Chapter Twenty Two
Hide And Seek

Naruto's POV

Man that meeting was BOR-ING!

But hey, what can I say? Gaara's just got one of those voices that when he drabbles on in a certain monotone, you just wanna fall asleep. ...So I kinda did.

My snores apparently distracted the others so Sakura was, as I put it in her words, "Forced to take drastic measures to wake me up," since you know just poking me awake would've worked. BUT NO! She had to SHAKE ME (I fear for her future children if or when she decides to have any), AND SHOUT MY NAME A BILLION TIMES until my heart LITERALLY STOPPED and I went technically dead for about two minutes.

So, as I walk out of the building where Gaara's office was, I noticed Azusa turned against the side of a building, head against his right arm.

I frown. What's he crying about?

"Oy, Azusa, what's wrong? Homesick already?"I asked him, only to have him turn around with a deadly glare.

"I'm not homesick! I'm counting!"Azusa replied.

I guess I missed that part.

"Counting for what?"I asked.

"We're playing Hide and Seek with some Suna kids,"Azusa stated as if the entire world knew what they were doing.

I remember that game. One day some kids actually let me play with them, and actually played back, meaning that they didn't ditch me when it was my turn to hide, and they didn't decide to just walk away when it was my turn to count. Those were the nicer kids in Konoha, some of the few who actually talked to me.

But enough about depressing memories.

"Hmm,"I pondered. "Can I play?"

Azusa gave me a strange look. "You wanna play?"

"Did I stutter?"

"No. I mean, I guess you can play,"Azusa replied.

I gave him a winking thumbs up.

"I want to play too,"came the voice of Sasuke from behind me. I turned around to see quite the little lecherous grin on his face.

Azusa gave a welcoming grin before cupping his hands and shouting, "HEY! COME BACK! WE HAVE MORE PLAYERS!"

Almost immediately, a good at least twenty kids popped up, five others known to be our Teams.

"Uchiha-sensei and Uzumaki-sensei want to play?"Shiro asked, standing beside Akina.

"Yeah, and I declare myself as 'It',"Sasuke replied. Azusa smiled.

"That's good! I'm only it because I lost in Rock-Paper-Scissors,"Azusa replied. "Now I can hide. Good luck finding me."

Sasuke looked at me when he said the next statement. "Believe me, I will find you."

I gulped loudly.

"One,"Sasuke began to count.

"Wait!"I stopped him from counting. "How high are we counting?"

Azusa was going to say twenty, but Sasuke replied, "Ten."

"TEN SECONDS!"I shouted aloud.

"TWO!"Sasuke counted louder. All the kids were gone by now, giggling and running off. "Better get going Dobe, or I'll get you."

Gods! That was just hot and sexy right there.

But then again, my ass is kind of hurting from last time, which all in all, wasn't THAT long ago. Shit, I can feel a blush coming onto my face and a hard on forming in my pants.

"Get going,"he huskilly replied.

No need to tell me twice! I was gone, like a cup of sake in Tsunades office.

Atop of the rooftop, I counted in my head what number Sasuke would be on. Five.

Shit.

I sprinted off, not knowing or caring where I went. I just feared getting caught. But then a part of me wanted to get caught...dammit! Bad devil Naruto!

"Psst! PSSST!"loudly psst-ed the voice of Aiji. I looked down to see my young student motioning for me to join her.

I jumped down to the alleyway where she stood. "Uzumaki-sensei, you have to disguise you're chakra! Even I could sense it!"

"Shit,"I replied, closing my eyes. "Okay, concentrate. Lower your chakra Naruto."

"Better,"Aiji grinned. "Now! I got to go!"

She hauled ass, looking around for any traces of someone hunting her. She managed to hide behind two barrels located next to a venders stand. She attracted the attention of the young vender, probably the son of the owner, who flashed an interested grin. Judging by his quick snapping foreward, and slightly fearful face, Aiji had yelled at him not to give away her poition.

If Yuki were there he'd probably growl at the vender boy, with a threatning crack of his knuckles. He WAS Sasuke's student afterall. But then again, knowing Aiji-san, she'd probably crack a wooden pole over Yuki's head for being mean.

"Ready or not, here I come,"Sasuke shouted out.

FUCK! Was that ten seconds already?! And here I am out in the open! DUMBASS NARUTO!

I scrambled down the street looking around, absolutely sure to keep my chakra down.

"Okay, where can I go where Sasuke wont find me?"I asked.

"Not here,"Yuki replied, suprising the FUCK out of me.

"HOLY SHIT!"I jumped, latching onto a post. "You are one SCARY KID!"

He shrugged with a slight, "Hn." He ran his hands through his hair. Man, talk about being the next Sasuke-prodigy. He's got pretty boy written all over him.

"Any suggestions to where I can hide then?"I asked.

"A dark place,"Yuki replied.

"Geeze, thanks,"I replied, only to note that in the blink of an eye, he was gone. "Damn, you really are Sasuke's student."

"COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!"

DAMMIT! That was SASUKE!

Alright, focus. A tree! NO! Too obvious.

Hmm... Desperate times call for desperate measures, although this isn't really desperate.

I begin my sprint again, feeling faint traces of Sasuke's chakra coming closer.

In my mind, I spoke.

'HEY FOX!'

'WHAT?'Kyuubi snarled out, from being woken up from his nap.

'Gimme a place I can hide in so Sasuke-teme wont find me.'

The fox starred at me like I was stupid.

'WHAT?!'I asked loudly in my mind.

'Hide in a dark place,'was his only advice.

"YOU'RE NO HELP!"I cried out, only to see many Suna villagers look at me weirdly. "HEY! I got an idea!"

I popped into the small shop to see two women working behind the counter. They looked at me like Kakashi looks at Iruka-sensei. So really, you can't blame my uncomfortable shifting.

"Oooh,"the blond haired girl cooed to the black haired girl. "Look what we have here Hotaru-san."

"Quite the attractive man, Misaki, eh?"

I realized that I had walked into a lingere store. Bad move numba one!

I soon realized that I had been standing there like a dolt, while two women undressed me with their eyes. Bad move numba two!

And I also realized a familiar chakra, not to far away, where I should've been hiding.

BAD MOVE NUMBA THREE! Well, the last two weren't my fault, because I was sexy and no one can seem to resist my charm, but dammit, I was supposed to be hiding.

"Hey, um, I'm playing hide and seek, do you think you can play along?"I asked forming several hand seals. The two looked at eachother and giggled.

"Harem no Jutsu!"I said, turning into a female. I waved my hands around quickly getting rid of those censoring little clouds to reveal my naked body. "Shit I forgot clothes!"

A random man had walked out from the back, "Hotaru! Misaki! I've been going over these sales and I-"

He never finished his sentence. My sexiness made his nose bleed and he passed out from blood loss.

"Quickly, hide him!"I instructed. Misaki had kicked her boss, I'm assuming he's her boss, behind the counter.

If Sasuke came into the store sensing a sudden usage of chakra and noticed a man passed out, well being the genius he is, he'll realize, hmmm....blond haired girl, naked. NEWLY TRANSFORMED NARTUO! MOLESTING IN PROGRESS!

I undo those pigtails, and let my hair fall down.

"Here, slip this on,"Hotaru instructed.

"You still have whisker marks, lemme take care of those,"Misaki pulled out a makeup kit and covered them up.

I looked at the article of clothing that Hotaru girl had given men. If you could CALL it clothing. I put on the lingere quickly, only to notice the girls pointing to a sign that said:

"You wear it, you buy it."

WHO CAME UP WITH A RULE LIKE THAT!? I've heard of you break it you buy it, but COME ON!

Okay, back to the mission at hand.

The bell to the door hand rung, signalling the entrance of someone.

"Hello sir. Welcome to House of Love lingere store. Can we help you with something?"Hotaru bowed, obviously liking the sight of Sasuke.

I, on the other hand, had hauled ass into a changing room, pretending to be trying on lingere. Actually...I didn't look too bad...Hmm...but is red really my color? Black yes, orange...well duh.

SHIT! Off topic!

"I'm looking for a blond haired man, did one happen to pass by or come in here?"Sasuke asked in a tone that would melt a girls heart.

"A lot of blond haired men come in here sir,"Misaki noted.

"Could you specify?"Hotaru requested.

"He's blond haired, perfect and bright blue eyes, delicious tanned skin, he wears a Konoha headband,"Sasuke stated.

I peeked over to see Hotaru and Misaki drooling. Heh, yeah I am sexy. Can't blame them. *insert foxy grin here* I notice him slightly looking this way.

EEP! Did he just see me!? No, he couldn't know that it was me.

I look over again.

THEN WHY'S HE COMING THIS WAY? Should I make a break for it? No, just act it out Naruto. You're good like that.

I hear two knocks.

"Excuse me,"he calls out.

Hmmm...maybe I'll act like a fangirl and chase him away. Saves me a lot of work and I get to grope him...it's a WIN WIN SITUATION BABY!

I come out, with a sexy look I might add. Sexy and innocent.

I am the master!

"Yes?" Alright, chest up, and lean on door frame. I should be a model.

Sasuke gives me a look that I can't read. Shit, I hope he doesn't think it's me.

"I'm sorry Miss-?"Sasuke implies to want to know my name.

Whatever you do Naruto, don't say 'Ummm.....' out loud!

"Umm,"dammit I said it out loud! "My name is..."

Quick! Think of a name! Naruko is too suspicious, I mean come on! He knows I can do this jutsu, so lets change one letter of my original name and have the girls out there get a peep show while he molests me!

"Kagura!"

SAVE!

"Oh, well I'm sorry Miss Kagura. It's just that you look so familiar,"he narrowed his gaze as if he were looking for something.

I noticed his eyes didn't rake on my SEXY body!

"I-I get that a lot!"I said in a chirpy tone.

"Tell me, have you seen a blond Konoha ninja around here anywhere? We're playing hide and seek and I want to find him first,"Sasuke stated.

I smiled nervously. "Um...I believe I did see him actually. He jumped behind a vendor back there. The one that sells jewelry."

Sorry Aiji, but desperate times call for desperate measures. And this time, it IS desperate.

"I see. Well then, Miss Kagura. I bid thee adou,"Sasuke bowed, took my hand and kissed it. The kiss lingered for a bit.

That sonofabitch! He's cheating on me with...me! No not me! Kagura! Inner Naruto wants to cry!

He walks out, giving me/Kagura a smug grin. He then walks away in the opposite direction.

Once I'm sure everything is safe, I poof back into my normal form.

Hotaru and Misaki turned to face me, "Oh my! Who was that Adonis?!"

Who's Adonis is what I'm thinking?

"That was Sasuke,"I replied.

Why are those girls starring at me? Better yet, why are their noses starting to bleed? Looking down I realize, I'm naked once again.

But, if I'm naked, then where are my clothes?

It's then that I notice my jounin uniform right by the door. I slap my forehead.

Dumb. Ass.

He's probably waiting outside for me right now, waiting to-to pounce, or to jump me!

IDEA!

I raised an eyebrow and looked at Hotaru, since she wasn't a blond, and he'd fall for it better if I wasn't a blond.

"Hotaru-san, can I borrow your clothing?"

Poor girl nearly passed out.

Misaki pouted.

"Why not me?!"

"Because...just lemme wear your clothes."

I formed the seals to disguise myself as Hotaru. The girls looked impressed with the end result.

"You're so talented...um what was your name?"Misaki asked latching herself onto my arm.

"Naruto,"I replied. Then in a cockier tone, "Future Hokage of Konohagakure."

"Ooohhh, a Hokage!?"they squeaked in excitement.

Yeah, I'm just that badass.

"Well ladies,"I say. "I must go win a game of Hide and Seek."

Hotaru handed me her clothing, and place mine on.

"Now, to the plan,"I told the black haired woman.

I whispered it into her ear and she nodded with a giggle.

***

I could practically feel Sasuke's glance. He's somewhere, that smug horny bastard. Seriously, I never really would've guessed Sasuke to be the perverted and horny type. Oh, how he tricks us all.

I walk one with with Misaki, pretending to be talking about boys and all that stuff that girls usually chatter on about. The REAL Hotaru walks off, looking suspicious like.

With that, Sasuke will follow the Real Hotaru, where she'll reveal, "Aha! I'm really a woman!" And no matter how many cancel jutsu's he performs, he'll realize, "Oh no! The oh so sexy and way smarter/better/stronger Naruto tricked me!"

And I'll be off far away laughing my smexy ass off.

Once I believe I'm out of the clear, I bid Misaki a farewell, and promise to return Hotaru-sans clothes later. For now, I think I'll be the woman, even if for just a few more moments. You can never be too sure. I duck into an alleyway, and jump from wall to wall up the brick siding to a roof. Lemme tell you, if any woman can do that in a skirt, I commend you for you are my hero.

Skirs are a sonofabitch, and frankly I-

OOF!

What the hell was that?! Is the sky falling?! OMG! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! NOOOOOO!!!

"Thought you could trick me, Dobe?"

Shit.

I was pinned down to the roof. Sasuke performed a Cancel Jutsu on my form, making me a guy...a HOT sexy Guy once again.

I pouted, "Ne, Sasuke, you're heavy!"

"And you're sexy,"Sasuke spoke into my ear. "And might I add, clever plan, but I'm a genius."

"So, tell me Mr. Genius, how'd you figure me out?"I asked still pouting.

Sasuke bent down and kissed me, which I might add, felt really good. It would've felt better if I wasn't in a dress, being pinned down by a heavy ass Sasuke.

"First off *kiss* you disguised yourself as a black haired woman *kiss*. I knew the only way out of the shop would be for you to disguise yourself. *another kiss this time on the neck* I knew you wouldn't be the blond girl because you're a blond and you'd think that *three kisses on my collar bone followed by a kiss on the lips* I would be looking for the blond. *kiss that continues to make me horny* Second off, you disguised one of the women in your clothes, *kiss followed by a small nip on the lip and hands going up my shirt* which was an obvious sign for me to follow the other 'girl'. She put on a pretty good act, but my dear Naruto *insert sexy voice and porno music here*, or should I say Kagura...? You were dealing with a genius."

He pressed into my groin, emitting a groan from me. "I might add, a horny genius,"I just HAD to say.

"Hmmm...Naruto, if I wasn't about to laugh at you for wearing that outfit,"Sasuke began to chuckle.

"Hey!"I protested. I thought I looked rather nice...when I was a GIRL in the DRESS! "That's it! You're not getting any for a long time, buddy!"

Sasuke's face paled. "B-But Naru-chan, I was just kidding!"

Oh-ho! Power shifts! Naruto: 1, Sasuke: Zip!

"Hmm...I might be tempted, if you get off of me,"I add with a sly tone.

He immediately gets off of me and gives me a mixed look. What can I say, it makes-a-me-hottttttt!!!!

So I jump him. Yes, you read that correctly. I jumped HIM.

Between his heavy pants, and my fast growing hard on, I think it could be a good romp. BUT! That damn Kyuubi keeps nagging me about something.

'WHAT?!'I shout at the demon fox.

'DON'T SNAP AT ME!!'he argues.

'I'm sorry, what?!'I snap with less snappiness.

'Aren't you playing that dumb game? Hide and Seek?'

I blinked. 'Oh shit! We were!'

'Yeah, well, you should probably get back to it before the kids hunt YOU down for ditching them.'

"BUT I'm not IT!"I said aloud, gaining a strange look from Sasuke. I smile sheepishly.

"Um, Kyuubi reminded me that you should be looking for the others, this IS Hide and Seek and all,"I stated tapping his nose gently.

He groaned loudly in frustration.

"Don't worry,"I assure him in a husky tone. "Tonight, if you can catch me again, I'll be all yours."

Sasuke ponders this with a growing grin. "Okay."

"Now, go get those kids. Oh and Yuki, for giving me bad advice, is in that building over there,"I pointed.

"And what advice did my student give you?"Sasuke asks straightening his shirt.

"He told me to hide in a dark place,"I replied.

"Well, I don't know about you, but I think you were in a very dark place,"Sasuke chuckled before jumping off the building.

"I should let Jiraiya know about that store,"I pondered aloud. "But first,"I said, transforming into Naruko. "I wont be caught dead wearing a dress as a boy."