Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Just Too Sexy For His Own Good ❯ Icha Icha Fangirls ( Chapter 23 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Riley Maxwell 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.07.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 957 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.07.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 957 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I'm making no money off this fanfiction piece. All characters not associated in the series (meaning original characters) do belong to me. Enjoy the story and don't sue.
-Ruri
Chapter Twenty Three
Icha Icha Fangirls
Ino was a woman possessed.
"Dammit, Kakashi,"she grumbled, reading the first volume of Icha Icha Paradise within the confines of the room she shared with Sakura and Kurenai.
"What are you complaining about now?"Sakura asked, hands weaving through tossled curls and chocolate waves of Kurenai's hair.
"It's just so good!"Ino cried out in frustration. "I can't put it down!"
"You need to get laid,"Sakura stated. Ino thrust out her tounge at Sakura and then turned the page.
"Just listen to this, okay,"Ino replied. "Rei's touches, light molten fire upon her skin, were as gentle as a feather. His hot breaths whispered pants in her ears, as her hands traced his well defined torso. Hakumei moaned lightly as his lips captured her neck while his two long fingers slowly entered her wet fo-"
"GAH! INO-PIG, YOU HORNY PIG!"Sakura shouted out. "You're as bad as Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura tossed the book opposite the room, only to have Ino literally dive for it.
"MUST! READ!"Ino declared.
Kurenai raised an eyebrow, crimson gaze set in amusement. "I'm a particular fan of Volume 7 myself,"she stated. Sakura's mouth gaped.
"Not you too, Kurenai-san!"Sakura stated.
Like a zombie, Ino walked over to Sakura and said, "Come join us Sakura. You know you want to read Icha Icha! You know you want to satisfy your fangirl ness with this YAOI volume!"
"Can't resist!"Sakura said as her hand struggled to snatch the little orange book Ino dangled in front of her.
"JOIN US SAKURA!"Ino demanded. Kurenai stiffled a laugh.
Sakura snatched the book. "My Precious!"
***
Sasuke nursed the forming black eye upon his face, noting to have Sakura deminish the bruising later with a healing jutsu. He had to admit, Akina had one hell of a right hook, and he feared for her enemies.
It had started simple enough. Sasuke, finding that Akina was hiding behind a sign atop of a roof. She was careful and observant, but Sasuke had managed over the years to mask his chakra. He snuck up behind her and scared her with a simple, "BOO!"
Well, in actuality, he picked her up and tossed her around making creepy echo-y noises. She had nearly fallen off the roof, only to come back up.
Sasuke wondered if all women had an Inner self. Because Inner Akina popped out, ten times the average size of a human waving fists.
He had tried to avoid them as she cursed up a storm, but sadly one of her fists connected with his right eye. Naruto had found it hillarious and fell off the roof laughing. He was currently nursing his back. Akina had apologized and warned her sensei not to sneak up on her like that.
Sasuke made her run laps around Sunagakure until sunset. So she should be coming back...pretty soon. Unless she passed out.
"My ass hurts! My back hurts!"Naruto complained, snuggling up to Sasuke.
"Hmm, you're making my eye feel better,"Sasuke smiled.
"Your eye, or your one eyed monster?"Naruto grinned.
"Both."
"Pervert,"Naruto smacked a sloppy kiss on Sasuke's cheek just below his eye. Sasuke winced in pain. "Hey! No flinching! That was a get better kiss."
"I think my wound needs more convincing,"Sasuke replied, pulling Naruto onto his lap and into a kiss.
"Hentai! I gave you enough convincing,"Naruto replied, a grin forming. Sasuke gave a pouted glance. "Well, perhaps a little bit more convincing will help."
"UCHIHA-SENSEI!"
The door slammed open so hard that it busted the wall next to it. A tired, sweaty and pissed off Akina stood upon the opposite side. But she soon lost her pissed off glance upon noticing how Naruto as hanging from the ceiling, and Sasuke tipped backwards in his chair.
"It never ends!"cried out Sasuke, as he had accidently punched himself in his other eye.
"What were you two doing?"asked Akina a bit suspicious.
"Relaxing before our hearattacks!"Naruto snorted, jumping down from the ceiling only to land on Sasuke who attempted to get up.
"UMPH!"
"Well, I came here to say, I have finished three hundred laps, and I'm set for bed,"Akina replied. "Until morning."
"She came here to tell me THAT?!"Sasuke shouted out to no one in particular being that Akina had long since left.
"You gave her three hundred laps for punching you in the face?"Naruto asked.
Sasuke blinked twice. "Yes."
"I would've given her five hundred."
"Luckilly she has such a caring sensei,"Sasuke replied.
***
Knock Knock Knock
Kakashi raised an eyebrow and padded over to the quarters' door. Opening it, he saw Sakura and Ino, being held by Kurenai in each arm. They wriggled around like rabid animals.
Kurenai glared.
"You can take them! I can't stand it! It's those Icha Icha books! I know they're addictive but you didn't have to give them the best ones!"Kurenai scolded. She tossed the blond and the pink haired girl into Kakashi's room and closed the door behind her. "Maybe now I can relax without hearing what Rei and Hakumei are doing to eachother!"
Kakashi glanced at the girls who smiled innocently from the floor.
"Soooo..."
"You wouldn't happen to have volumes 2-Whatever volume it's up to now, would you?"Sakura asked, with Ino nodding.
"Girls, girls, you must relax. You've become addicted. You must calm your addiction, supress it's power..."
Ino jumped on Kakashi.
"Gimme Volume 3!"she threatened.
Kakashi gulped. Hell hath no fury....like a fangirl.
***
-Ruri
Chapter Twenty Three
Icha Icha Fangirls
Ino was a woman possessed.
"Dammit, Kakashi,"she grumbled, reading the first volume of Icha Icha Paradise within the confines of the room she shared with Sakura and Kurenai.
"What are you complaining about now?"Sakura asked, hands weaving through tossled curls and chocolate waves of Kurenai's hair.
"It's just so good!"Ino cried out in frustration. "I can't put it down!"
"You need to get laid,"Sakura stated. Ino thrust out her tounge at Sakura and then turned the page.
"Just listen to this, okay,"Ino replied. "Rei's touches, light molten fire upon her skin, were as gentle as a feather. His hot breaths whispered pants in her ears, as her hands traced his well defined torso. Hakumei moaned lightly as his lips captured her neck while his two long fingers slowly entered her wet fo-"
"GAH! INO-PIG, YOU HORNY PIG!"Sakura shouted out. "You're as bad as Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura tossed the book opposite the room, only to have Ino literally dive for it.
"MUST! READ!"Ino declared.
Kurenai raised an eyebrow, crimson gaze set in amusement. "I'm a particular fan of Volume 7 myself,"she stated. Sakura's mouth gaped.
"Not you too, Kurenai-san!"Sakura stated.
Like a zombie, Ino walked over to Sakura and said, "Come join us Sakura. You know you want to read Icha Icha! You know you want to satisfy your fangirl ness with this YAOI volume!"
"Can't resist!"Sakura said as her hand struggled to snatch the little orange book Ino dangled in front of her.
"JOIN US SAKURA!"Ino demanded. Kurenai stiffled a laugh.
Sakura snatched the book. "My Precious!"
***
Sasuke nursed the forming black eye upon his face, noting to have Sakura deminish the bruising later with a healing jutsu. He had to admit, Akina had one hell of a right hook, and he feared for her enemies.
It had started simple enough. Sasuke, finding that Akina was hiding behind a sign atop of a roof. She was careful and observant, but Sasuke had managed over the years to mask his chakra. He snuck up behind her and scared her with a simple, "BOO!"
Well, in actuality, he picked her up and tossed her around making creepy echo-y noises. She had nearly fallen off the roof, only to come back up.
Sasuke wondered if all women had an Inner self. Because Inner Akina popped out, ten times the average size of a human waving fists.
He had tried to avoid them as she cursed up a storm, but sadly one of her fists connected with his right eye. Naruto had found it hillarious and fell off the roof laughing. He was currently nursing his back. Akina had apologized and warned her sensei not to sneak up on her like that.
Sasuke made her run laps around Sunagakure until sunset. So she should be coming back...pretty soon. Unless she passed out.
"My ass hurts! My back hurts!"Naruto complained, snuggling up to Sasuke.
"Hmm, you're making my eye feel better,"Sasuke smiled.
"Your eye, or your one eyed monster?"Naruto grinned.
"Both."
"Pervert,"Naruto smacked a sloppy kiss on Sasuke's cheek just below his eye. Sasuke winced in pain. "Hey! No flinching! That was a get better kiss."
"I think my wound needs more convincing,"Sasuke replied, pulling Naruto onto his lap and into a kiss.
"Hentai! I gave you enough convincing,"Naruto replied, a grin forming. Sasuke gave a pouted glance. "Well, perhaps a little bit more convincing will help."
"UCHIHA-SENSEI!"
The door slammed open so hard that it busted the wall next to it. A tired, sweaty and pissed off Akina stood upon the opposite side. But she soon lost her pissed off glance upon noticing how Naruto as hanging from the ceiling, and Sasuke tipped backwards in his chair.
"It never ends!"cried out Sasuke, as he had accidently punched himself in his other eye.
"What were you two doing?"asked Akina a bit suspicious.
"Relaxing before our hearattacks!"Naruto snorted, jumping down from the ceiling only to land on Sasuke who attempted to get up.
"UMPH!"
"Well, I came here to say, I have finished three hundred laps, and I'm set for bed,"Akina replied. "Until morning."
"She came here to tell me THAT?!"Sasuke shouted out to no one in particular being that Akina had long since left.
"You gave her three hundred laps for punching you in the face?"Naruto asked.
Sasuke blinked twice. "Yes."
"I would've given her five hundred."
"Luckilly she has such a caring sensei,"Sasuke replied.
***
Knock Knock Knock
Kakashi raised an eyebrow and padded over to the quarters' door. Opening it, he saw Sakura and Ino, being held by Kurenai in each arm. They wriggled around like rabid animals.
Kurenai glared.
"You can take them! I can't stand it! It's those Icha Icha books! I know they're addictive but you didn't have to give them the best ones!"Kurenai scolded. She tossed the blond and the pink haired girl into Kakashi's room and closed the door behind her. "Maybe now I can relax without hearing what Rei and Hakumei are doing to eachother!"
Kakashi glanced at the girls who smiled innocently from the floor.
"Soooo..."
"You wouldn't happen to have volumes 2-Whatever volume it's up to now, would you?"Sakura asked, with Ino nodding.
"Girls, girls, you must relax. You've become addicted. You must calm your addiction, supress it's power..."
Ino jumped on Kakashi.
"Gimme Volume 3!"she threatened.
Kakashi gulped. Hell hath no fury....like a fangirl.
***