Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Purity of Snow: Trials of Love ❯ Ero Sennin ... I'll get you for this! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

DISCLAIMER: I own absolutely none of thee amazing characters from “Naruto” , their rightful owner is Kishimoto Masashi. Bow to his brilliant mind!
 
 
We look from high above the clouds of the world down towards five large faces carved in stone. These five faces were the current and former leaders of Konoha, the Village Hidden in the Leaf. A sign swings back and forth on a nearby pub; the writing is in Japanese, so here it is translated:
 
A NARUTO HOLIDAY SPECIAL
 
“Purity of Snow: Trials of Love”
 
 
 
The first snowflake floats by the sign, several snowflakes follow as Konoha's snowy season begins anew. Voices come from inside the pub, the commotion seems to get out of hand and tables crash and glass breaks. The boy known as Naruto, in his brand new signature black and orange jump-suit and his trademark spiky blonde hair held up by the Leaf Village headband, came out of the bar dragging his mentor whose face was red and his eyes rolling into the back of his head as he grinned gleefully.
 
Jiraiya, one of the legendary 3 Sannin of Konoha outfitted in his casual attire along with a huge scroll on his back and long silver hais, laughed with joy as he was dragged along by his pupil. He waved at the pub's entrance, “Alright then Anko kun I'll see you soon!” Another porcelain bowl came flying out of the pub through the curtain and crashed into Jiraiya's head. For the moment Jiraiya only had high blush marks on his face and a huge grin before he lost consciousness from being hit with the bowl in the head.
 
Naruto continued to drag his master until Jiraiya's dead weight became to much for him. “Ero sennin…” Naruto dropped Jiraiya's body on the ground and tried to catch his breath, “I told you not to mess with Mitarashi san.” He leaned forward and placed his hands on his knees to keep him from falling over. Jiraiya unexpectedly stood up in full control of himself except for the lightheaded feeling he had fro too much sake. “AH Naruto! When you understand the mind of a woman, you'll know better. Hee hee hee.”
 
Jiraiya kept his satisfied smile and looked to his exhausted student. “How about we end training for today?” Naruto got up in his face and grasped the hems of Jiraiya's clothing, “You call walking you to multiple pubs and waiting outside for you, training????!!!!” Jiraiya gave him a blank expression while Naruto glared into his sensie's empty eyes. Jiraiya reached his arm around to the back of Naruto's uniform and set him on the ground, “Oh yes, that reminds me…” Jiraiya went into his pockets and rummaged though his scrolls and Bar coupons. He held out a frog shaped ryo bag and handed it to Naruto, “There you are. Now go home.” In a simple poof of smoke, Jiraiya was gone, leaving Naruto alone in the chilling wind.
 
Ero sennin never gives me this back until the end of the day. And usually, it's empty. Maybe…… Naruto slowly unzipped the ryo bag, he bit his lower lip in suspense of what he would find. He opened the frogs mouth……a fly flew out and away; the bag was empty. “ERO SENNIN!!!!!!!”