Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Avatar:Vacay in the Sengoku Jidai...with Ranma??? ❯ sho roku(6) ( Chapter 6 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
”Okay you guys!! SHUT UP!!”, Kagome yelled at everyone. She was wearing black leather, knee-high high-heeled boots and a black, leather strapless corset with black tights and she had a whip.

“what the hell??,” Inuyasha asked.

“The author was arrested and asked me to be in charge of this story until she got back. So, SHUT UP!” She cracked her whip.

“Oh, shit,”Sesshpumaru said.

“I DON’T WANT ANY BULL SHIT FROM ANY OF YOU!! GOT IT!! Inuyasha come here.”

He slowly walks over.

“Good puppy. Now get me some cantaloupe.”

“Yes, Mistress,” he said as he scurried away.

Ranma pissed himself. Kagome sat in her leather chair and played with her whip. Inuyasha came back with the cantaloupe.

“Thank you, Puppy. Now, let’s start the show.”~~

Ranma stared at his gift for a minute. He was shocked. Inuyasha almost threw up.

“Hey there!,” Alvin said.

“Hi,” Theodore said.

“How’s it going,” Simon said.

“AHHHHHHH!!! IT’S LITTLE RATS!!,” Kagome said pulling out Tetsuiaga and trying to hit them as they scurried around her.

“You can’t get us with that weak, rusty sword!,” Theodore yelled.

Suddenly they transformed and became the “MEGA ULTRA CHIPMUNKS!!”

“Fear my fuzzy cheeks!!,”
Alvin yelled.

Then Simon took a big dump all over the village.

“NOOOOOOO!!! HOW WILL I EXPLAIN THIS TO KIKYOU!!??,” Kaede asked.

“Explain what to me little sister?,” Kikyou asked.

“I HAVE COVERED YOUR VILLAGE IN POO!!!,” Simon yelled with his beady red eyes.

~~”What the hell is this crap?!?,” Inuyasha yelled.

“You dare disrespect you mistress??!? Barbie’s attack!!,” Kagome commanded. Millions of Barbie dolls attacked Inuyasha and buried him.

“NOOOOO!!!!,” Inuyasha yelled as he went down.

“MUWAHAHAAHA!!!,” Kagome yelled.

“Come robin!,” Batman yelled as he burst through the window.

“Oh, no! It’s my nemesis, Ke$ha!” Kagome yelled.

“I’m not Ke$ha. I’m…Batman!!”

“No, Ke$ha’s behind you!,“ Sango yelled.

“Your love, your love, your love, is my drug.
Your love your love your love.
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug!,” Ke$ha yelled.

“Noooo!! I have been defeated!,” Kagome said, falling.~~


“No! We are covered in poo!!,” Shippou yelled.

“Help us!,” Kagome yelled

“Kagome! Now, that we’re gonna die I should tell you that I love you not Kikyou! I realized that for a while now! I was just afraid to tell you!,” Inuyasha yelled.

“Akane! I lied! You’re not ugly and tomboyish! I love you and I’m happy to be your fiancé!,” Ranma yelled.

Suddenly the poo and “MEGA ULTRA CHIPMUNKS!!” disappeared.

“What just happened?,” Sokka asked.