Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Ranma ½: Dragon and Wolf Panic ❯ Don't Make Me Wild Like You! ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Ranma Nuuben No Ichi: Ryu to Garou Panikku ("Wild Horse ½: Dragon and Wolf Panic")
Episode 1: "Don't Make Me Wild Like You"


Disclaimer: With the Exception of Ryuji and Yuji, all other characters and properties belong to Rumiko Takahasi.

NOTES: This story takes place after the last OAV Tape, "Two Akanes, Ranma, LOOK AT ME!". Thus, this is based on the ANIME NOT the MANGA...

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Ranma Nuubbenoichi: Ryu to Garou Panikku (Translates to "Wild Horse ½: Dragon & Wolf Panic")

(Intro Song: "Don't Make Me Wild Like You!")

AKANE'S VOICE: "Don't Make me Wild Like You!"

[Zoom in on Furinkan High School...As usual, Akane is mad at Ranma]

AKANE (Yelling): RANMA! COME BACK HERE!

RANMA (Yelling Back at Akane): What did I do this time!?

AKANE (Yelling): You were insulting my Cooking Again!

RANMA (Yelling): I only said your cooking was inedible...Usually I say your cooking is Toxic Waste! It's an Improvement!

AKANE (Catches up to Ranma, and swings a Mallet): RANMA YOU JERK!

[A Boy & A Girl are standing by the school gate and sighs]

BOY: I wonder if they are ALWAYS like this? I guess...this is the place...how many other Girls named Akane, who have blue hair, are there who mallet guys name Ranma?

GIRL: Yeah...You're Right...


[Later...After School, Ranma & Akane are about to enter the dojo when the same boy leaps out.]

BOY: Are you Ranma Saotome?

RANMA: Where have I heard this before.

BOY: Don't worry...I fight people as a hobby...I test my strength against the strongest...and Ranma is Nermia's strongest!

RANMA: Your right about that, but tell me your name first!

BOY: My name is Ryuji Miyamoto! Heir to the Shotokhan-Ryu Martial Arts! Now then....GET READY!

[Ranma and Ryuji get into fighting stances]

RYUJI (Looking Back): On second thought...why don't we not fight.

RANMA (CONFUSED): Why's that?

RYUJI: It's about to Rain. Even if you weren't cursed by the Springs of Jusankyo, you'd be no match against me in the rain...Right Sakura?

[The Girl nods her head]

SAKURA: Of Course, Ryuji!

RANMA: You will explain this right?

RYUJI: Yes...I will...I think your dad's won't mind me staying if I mention my fighting style...Shotokhan-Karate is known as the style of the world's strongest martial artist.

[Inside the Tendo Training Hall]

AKANE: So, how old are you?

RYUJI: I'm the same age as you and Ranma are. I'm also going to be in the same class...

AKANE (Blinking): What? How would you know exactly?

SAKURA: He made sure of that...after a little roughing up...Kucho Kuno CAN be Negotiatible... (smirking) as long as you don't keep your eyes off of him...

NABIKI (Smiling): Your a negotiatior?

SAKURA: Well, Fighting isn't the ONLY thing Ryuji and I are good at, Ms. Ice Queen.

RANMA: Nabiki's Reputation Preceeds her, don't it?

RYUJI: Yep.

[It begins to rain]

RYUJI: You don't have any leaks in your roof do you?

RANMA (Confused): What's with you and water?

RYUJI: I think the first part of my first name says it all. RYU-ji...As in...Dragon.

[Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Soun, Genma, and even Kasumi stare]

AKANE: What do you mean by that.

SAKURA (With a Sigh): Well, Ryuji and his Best Friend Yuji were dragged to the training ground Jusankyo, but after knocking a Jerk in, the guy's bodyguard came up behind them...another boy was knocked in, but they didn't see what he turned into...after the guide showed the sign about the boy's transformation, he ran off....But...the other guy ran off too....as for Ryuji and Yuji...

[FLASHBACK]

MAN: Your going down for what you just did to da' boss!

[THE MAN GRABS THEM AND TOSSES THEM IN TWO SEPERATE DIRECTIONS]

RYUJI & YUJI: YIKES!

[Four Splashes appear in four seperate Springs and out of one comes...a large dragon]

RYUJI-TATSU: ROAAAAAAAAR!

GUIDE: OH SIR! Those people tossed you into Jiaoniichuan- Spring of Drowned Dragon! (Holds out a Sign that has "Jiaoniichuan" written in Japanese) Very Very Tragic Story, about Dragon who drown there over 7000 Year Ago! Now, Whoever Fall in Spring, take body of Dragon! It is also said that that dragon was the first to drown in spring.

RYUJI-RYU (Thinking): Dragon eh? Why doesn't that surpise me?

[Another one has...A Werewolf]

YUJI-GAROU: AWOOOOOOOOOOH!

YUJI-GAROU (THINKING): I know I like wolves...but being a Werewolf?

GUIDE (Holding out a Sign with the Chinese word "Langnanziniichuan" written on it): Those Vandles throw poor sir in Langnanziniichuan; Spring of Drowned Wolfman...There very tragic story, of Wolfman who fall and drown in spring, Over 2010 Year Ago! Now whoever fall in spring, take body that Wolfman.

[Both of the now transformed martial artists turn to face the men...with hunger in their eyes]

[END FLASHBACK...]

RANMA: You didn't...Eat them or...Kill them did you?

RYUJI (Laughing): No...But we scared them so much that they won't EVER want to protect my Rival again...My Rival's a jerk and now, he's an even bigger jerk...

AKANE: Where is this Yuji?

RYUJI (Smiling): He's at his apartment...he was born here...We don't have anywhere to stay though...

RANMA & AKANE: You could stay with us!

SOUN: But what about!!!!

RYUJI (Smiling): Luckily for me, I learned my curse was of a special kind of dragon that adjusts his size and shape...I can't revert to human form...YET...But the most human form I can go to is a boy who looks like me and has wings, and claws....Even there, Ranma wouldn't be a match.

RANMA (ANGRY): Why you...

RYUJI (In defense): Ranma...that form is a full blooded dragon...How many dragons have you seen?

RANMA (Sighing): None...

RYUJI (Thinking): Well...I have a feeling that will change...

SAKURA (SMILING): Are you sure you don't mind?

AKANE (GLARING): As long as...

SAKURA (Innocently): ME? Hit on Ranma? (Shakes her head) Never... (Glomps Ryuji) This is my Fiancee.

RYUJI (Sweatdrop): Uhh...Sakura...Your...Cutting...Off...My...Circulation....

SAKURA (Letting Go): I'm Sorry.

[Akane & Ranma Laugh]