Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ ME PANTS! ME PANTS! ❯ The Exorcist Lives! SHIBBY! ( Chapter 7 )

Hey, I'm trying to write the chapters faster now. Heh Heh ^_^;; So now onto chapter 7 and PLEASE REVIEW!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!! LOL It would make me happy ^___^

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CHAPTER 7: The Exorcist Lives! SHIBBY!

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Dev: Hello and welcome to -

Yusuke: (Give me back) ME PANTS ME PANTS!!

Shadow & Chels: NO!!

Dev: ^_____^

Chels: HEY! You told everyone I kissed Brittany! Now every one knows!! Wait no one knows who I am right …

Dev: Yah, they all think you're Stan the Chicken Bread Man. *rolls eyes* ANYWAY, The Exorcist LIVES!! LOL Just read and see

~*~ Cut to Chels & Dev watching the "Deadly Toguro" Yu Yu Hakusho DVD ~*~

Dev: So now Genkai is inside Puu?

Chels: No Puu is POSSESSED by Genkai!

Dev: OH! Like the Exorcist! Hehehehe Then Puu goes, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME!" And Keiko's like, "OH I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!"

Dev & Chels: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …

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Shadow: I dun get it …

Dev: Because Keiko is always like, "Oh Puu! Puu! Puu this Puu that! Oh Puu are you alright?!?!"

Kurama: *stumbles out looking drunk*

Dev: Oh no not again!

Kurama: *singing* I FEEL PRETTY *hic* OH SO PRETTY! I FE - *hic* - EL PRETTY AND WI - *falls off the stage* - ITTY AND *hic* GAY!!

Hiei: Well, you got that part right …

Kurama: *still singing in the background*

Dev: Uh, Hiei?

Hiei: *bonks Kurama with his katana*

Chels: GOOD BOY! *chucks Scooby Snack at Hiei*

Hiei: I'm not your fuckin' dog!!

Dev & Chels: But we like dogs coz they're cute ... and loyal ...and ...they hump your leg *stares suggestively*

Hiei: *runs for his life*

Dev and Chels: *scoot towards Kurama* Foxes are kind of like dogs ...

Kurama: ^_^;; … *HIC* …

Dev & Chels: *keep smiling*

Kurama: Soo … Which *HIC* form do you think is *HIC* sexier?

Shadow: Kurama is drunk and Yusuke is in his boxers … I LOVE THIS SHOW!!

Keiko: GIVE ME BACK YUSUKE! HE'S MINE!

Dev: NO! HE'S MINE! *stabs Keiko and she falls over dead*

*Hiei, Yukina, and Yugi come out dressed as Munchkins* *start singing*

*Ding dong the bitch is gone! Which bitch? The dumbass bitch! …*

Dev & Shadow: YATTA!!

Chels: And now one of your favorite anime characters will give you - *DUN DA DA DA DUUUN* - the Advice. Of the Day!!

Hiei: You have the right to remain silent, so SHUT UP.

Shadow: Hey, Dude...weren't Kaiba and Hiei supposed to fight?

Kaiba: We did.

Dev: No, not really, Hiei just kicked you in the nuts.

Kaiba: *rubs himself gingerly* Don't remind me...

Hiei: It's an unfair fight anyway, we all know that no ningen is a match for me.

Kaiba: *snorts* You know what midget, I have a pretty good feeling that I
could kick your ass...

Hiei: *turns green and sprouts hundreds of eyes*

Kaiba: *pales*...good feelings gone...

Dev: Here. *hands Kaiba a CD-headphone-thingy*

CD: *I'm a happy little buffalo …*

Seto: ^____^

Audience: O.o

Aoshi: *pops up* I have gone out to find myself. If I happen to return before I come back, please keep me here.

Dev: Ah …OOOOOK then …That's all for today! …Because I need to get Aoshi and Kaiba mental help… But first, a nice little story about Osama Bin Laden!

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Dev: When Saddam died he went to hell and became the devil's lover, but then the devil decided that he didn't want Saddam and he broke up with him but then Saddam tried to kill Satan's new lover, Chris, so Satan sent Saddam to heaven to live with Mormons as a punishment

Dude in Audience: WTF are you smoking?

Dev: Same thing as you only more *big grin* SEE YA'LL! SHIBBY!!