Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ DragonBall T ❯ The Story Unveils ( Chapter 3 )

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Chapter 3

The Story Unveils

Everybody in Orange Star High Main Hall is speechless, when the Prince
speaks up and asks this stranger to tell the story of his life...

Vegeta: No...no...I refuse to believe it! This whole idea is
completely insane!

Hashirutezu: How dare you, you arrogant little runt! I risked my life
to come and save your sorry butt and this is how you repay me! Will
you be so cocky in the Next Dimension, I wonder?

(He powers up, but Goku steps up and puts his hand on Hasirutezu's
shoulder)

Goku: You won't kill him. I can tell.

Hashirutezu: What the hell are you talking about! I'll blast him so
hard that he'll whine for his ma!

Goku: No you won't. Or at least half of you won't.

Hashirutezu: Why are you so calm? If I released this blast it would
destroy everything in a 1,000,000,000,000 mile range from here! And
I'm just getting started!

Goku: You don't have it in you do release that blast. There isn't any
need for me to be panicking. You said before that you were a fused
being, so I expect that one of the people that went through with the
fusion to create you was a highly-trained professional assassin.

(All of a sudden, Hashirutezu stops charging his energy, and he turns
to Goku and a silvery-white ghost of a man comes out of Hashirutezu.
Hashirutezu starts talking with a different accent)

Sherutzu: Hello.

Goku: Hey, your voice is different!

Sherutzu: No it isn't, it's just that for a brief period of time I
have completely taken over this body so that I can tell you a bit
about myself.

Vegeta and Goku: Yes, carry on...

Sherutzu: I am Sherutzu. You can see from this ghostly image what I
used to look like before the fusion. When all my people were
imprisoned, I broke free from the clutches of the Wise Man, the person
who had imprisoned us. It wasn't very long before I got found out, and
I was forced into becoming the Wise Man's slave.

(Gohan and Goten burst through the door)

Gohan: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!

Goten: Hiya Daddy!

Goku: What's up, son? Hey, you might want to listen to this.

Vegeta: Shut up, Kakarotto you idiot. I was listening to this boy's
story. Anyway, how was it that he managed to get you as his slave?

Sherutzu: Simple, he promised that he would release my people. But I
knew better than to trust him, so he decided to bully me into becoming
his slave.

Chi Chi: That is horrible, simply horrible. How can a person force
anyone into becoming his or her slave?

Vegeta: I'll tell you how a certain woman I know forces her husband
into a lot of things.

Bulma: I HEARD THAT YOU DUMBASS NOW DON'T YOU DARE SAY THINGS LIKE
THAT ABOUT ME, YOU HEAR ME!

Vegeta: Yes, dear...

Sherutzu: Anyway, it was very simple how he forced me into being his
slave. Every time I refused he killed a member of my family.

All: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sherutzu: Then one day I cracked and agreed to becoming his slave. And
he wanted a lot of people dead. Believe me, you don't want that guy as
an enemy OR a friend. I've had to wipe out seven species because of
him, and all those species were self-aware. Anyway, time to get back
into this body. Hashiru, the man I fused with, won't like me hogging
the rest of our natural existence.

Goku: Bye, Sherutzu! If you ever find out how to split with Hashiru,
we'd love to talk to you again sometime! Try and forget what that
animal made you do and start a new life, okay?

Sherutzu: `Kay! Bye!

Hashirutezu: Much better. I fell like a whole new two in one man.

Vegeta: That might just be because you are a freaking two in one man,
and the man part doesn't even apply yet, numbskull.

Dr.Breifs: Control yourself, son-in-law.

Vegeta: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Goku: After moving away from all the horrible insults, can you tell us
about this Tsufrujin character, and this Wise Man, too?

Hasirutezu: No can do, friend, I'd love to but my throat is sore from
all this talking.

Vegeta: Please, a warrior is complaining about a sore throat? Spare
me, please!

Hashirutezu: It's no biggie, I'll just tell you telepathically.

<<<The Wise Man is a very mysterious person. No-one really know who he
is, what species he is or what he looks like under his Cloak Of
Shadows, but what everyone knows is that he arrived on our planet on
our 1534935944295^th New Years Day and took over straight away.>>>

<<<Tsufrujin, on the other hand is a monstrous clone of Majin Buu, and
he was dreamed up by the Wise Man some time after the Wise Man found
out about the regular Buu. Tsufrujin's real name is Taurus, but I
don't know what he looks like because he may have absorbed or
destroyed all my people, but I don't know.>>>

Vegeta: Oh, thanks a lot, that really tells me a lot so that I can get
prepared, doesn't it, Einstein?

Hahsirutezu: I really don't like your attitude, Vegeta.

Pants: Don't talk to my Papa that way! He'll beat you up!

Hashirutezu: Yeah, right!

Vegeta: You want to back that up?

Hashirutezu: As a matter of fact, I think I do.

Goku: Will you guys please just break it up?

Vegeta: Karkarotto, will you stay out of this? I want to teach this
boy a lesson he'll never forget!

Hashirutezu: Oh dear...

Vegeta: What is wrong? Scared? Tell me you mucus filled freak!

Hashirutezu: He has landed. Tsufrujin has landed on Planet Earth.

Vegeta: So what does that mean?

Hashirutezu: Either fight and get killed, or wait here, say your
prayers and get killed when he blows this planet up.

Goku: I don't know about you lot, but I'm going with option 1.

Hashirutezu: I knew you'd say that.