Saint Seiya Fan Fiction ❯ The Chinese Zodiacs ❯ Chapter four ( Chapter 4 )

Authoress's notes : Miaww!!! Four!!!

Tifa : Disclaimer, disclaimer !!!!

Saga : [sighs] It's not hers…

Tifa : … Hey, not like that!!

Kanon : The characters…

Saga : … are owned by Masami Kurumada.

Tifa : … Ah, forget that happy reading. And gomen… I promise to write funnier stories in the future, but I don't think this story is funny enough. And sorry! >< Very, very late update! Ugh, sorry minna!!!

Chapter Four

After leaving poor Mu and Aldebaran (who's being chased for the photo) in the second temple, the Bronze Saints are still ascending the ladders towards Gemini Temple.

Shun : Er… we only spent one hour so far, right?

Shiryu : A-a. [looks at the fire clock and sees that the fire on Aries has just died out]

Hyoga : I think we won't have much difficulties, unlike the day when we entered the 12 temples for the first time.

Shiryu : Yes. I think the first time we climbed here was the hardest one for us.

Ikki : Who said that? I don't think we had such a hard time.

Hyoga : What? You only reached the sixth temple, and then rested there, and then no more fights for you. You just ran up to the last temple! Hmpfff!!

Ikki : WHAT???!!!! YOU'RE SAYING I HAVE RESTED THERE??!!!! [stops running]

Hyoga : YES YOU HAVE!! [looks at Ikki and stops running]

Shun : Hyoga!!! Nii-san!!! [stops running and quickly stands between Hyoga and Ikki]

Ikki and Hyoga : Hmpfff! [turn their faces around at the same time]

Shiryu : All right guys. Come on. We have to meet Saori as fastas possible. Or do you want want your clothes changed into something weird too?

Ikki : Grrr, all right. [looks at Hyoga] We'll finish this later, ok?

Hyoga : Sure!

Shun : [sighs] Both behave like kids.

Ikki : I heard that, Shun!!!

Shun : Sorry.

Hyoga : Shun!!! Did you really mean that?!!

Shun : I said I'm sorry, Hyoga.

Ikki : Don't you dare to yell at him!

Hyoga : I'm not yelling.

Shun : STOP IT!!!

Ikki : …Hmmppfff.

Hyoga : … Sorry.

Shun : That's better, can we go now?

Hyoga : Ok.

Ikki : …Right.

After reaching the third of the Twelve Chinese temples, they stop, confused by the situation there. The entrance of Gemini Temple looks like... errr... a bamboo forest, there is bamboo everywhere.

Hyoga : Bamboo???

Shun : Bamboo??? This is supposed to be... errr…

Shiryu : Errr... third… third… third… er... tiger...

Ikki : Tiger??? Why there is so many bamboos here?

Hyoga : Saga's cloth is a tiger, right?? If there is bamboo here, then…

Shun : A panda??

Everybody looks at Shun and then imagines Saga in a Panda cloth… the Bronzies laugh really hard (except for Seiya).

Saga : I HEARD THAT!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT!!!???? [yells from inside]

(Tifa : Funny, isn't it? Suddenly all Saints here have sensitive ears. ^^)

Hyoga : Ahahahaha, sorry Saga!!!!

Ikki : HOAHAHAHAHA, DO YOU REALLY WEAR A PANDA CLOTH!!!!???

Saga : OF COURSE NOT!!!

Shun : Sorry Saga!! Prfff... ahahaha!

Saga : GRRRRR, ENOUGH, I'LL GET OUT FROM HERE!!!

A light flashes inside the temple. Then this light lands on the ground, and for several seconds there is only smoke everywhere. Little by little the smoke disappears, and the Bronze Saints are now face to face with this Tiger Saint, Saga.

Ikki : Ahh... [disappointed face] There's nothing strange on that cloth.

Shiryu : Yeah, just that tail attached on it, and those whiskers.

Saga : HAH!!! YOU ARE ALL DISAPPOINTED, RIGHT???

Shun : Err... sorry Saga, err... relax, anyway.

Saga : Bah!! I would never wear a cloth as weird as the others!

Shiryu : I see. So, can we leave now and go to the fourth temple?

Saga : Bahh!!! Of course not!!

Shun : Why not??

Saga : Because this cloth is as cool as Gemini one, I'm not complaining at all, well... except for these whiskers [pointing at the whiskers on his helmet]

Shiryu : So we must force our way through.

Saga : That's right!!! Now, prepare yourselves for the battle!!!

Shun : … All of you leave, please…

Shiryu : What??!!!

Shun : Well, I will take care of him now.

Hyoga : What?????

Shun : Listen, we need to get there as fast as we can, right? So, please, just go on.

Ikki : Ok, Shun.

??? : I won't allow that!! [from inside the temple]

Hyoga : That voice…

Kanon : Yes, it's me. [wears the same tiger cloth as Saga and comes out from the temple. The difference is only the colour of the eyes attached to his helmet (Kanon's are blue, Saga's are red)]

Backgrounds changes into the backstage of this fic…

Kanon : Why should I do this? [crying] I'm not a Gold Saint!!

Saga : Grr, that's not an excuse, you must suffer too!

Tifa : I had already told you that I'ld add you too, right ^^? [grins]

Kanon : [sighs]

Background changes again…

Shiryu : Is it really you?

Kanon : Yes, who else has a face similar to Saga's??

Saga : Similar??? I'm more handsome!

Kanon : What??!!

Shun : So I'll fight them, right?

Hyoga : … I'll stay with ya, Shun.

Ikki : … Ok, we'll go on. Let's go, Shiryu!

Shiryu : Err... right, but... Ikki?

Ikki : Hm??

Shiryu : Please carry Seiya here, this boy is getting heavy.

Ikki : What?!!! You are a Saint, that shouldn't be a problem for you.

Shiryu : I'm tired, ok? Laughing like that makes me more tired than just fighting like in the first Twelve Temples Battle.

Ikki : … Fine [carries Seiya on his back and looks at Hyoga] If something happens to Shun, I'll kill ya!

Shun : Nii-chan!!??

Hyoga : Fine… fine…

Kanon : I won't allow…

Saga : It's ok, Kanon.

Kanon : But...

Saga : Two vs two. Fair enough.

Kanon : Ah… all right. Hurry, you two, just get out before we change our mind.

Then Shiryu and Ikki go through the third temple and run to the fourth one, whereas Hyoga and Shun are face to face with Saga and Kanon.

Kanon : Ready??

Hyoga : Let's go.

Saga : Shun?

Shun : Ok, I'm ready.

Then…. the battle begins!!!! Silence everywhere, nobody moves, the wind starts blowing, a bird just lands in the middle of the battlefield and then flis away. At the same time Saga and Kanon begin to attack Shun and Hyoga at the speed of the light. And there is a repetitive crashing sound. After several seconds, it stops.

Shun : ……[looks at his upper arm and sees three scratches]

Hyoga : … [sees scratches on his leg] I think they're serious.

Kanon : Course we're serious.

Saga : Hmpfff, do not think I'll make things easy for you.

Kanon : Come on, Tiger Claw!! [runs again as fast as the light and begins attacking... errrr... or rather, pouncing Hyoga]

Hyoga : Hey… [dodging the attack]

Shun : Hyoga??!!

Saga : [suddenly standing in front of Shun] You got an enemy here!!!! [and punches Shun]

Shun : Ugh!!! [gets hit on his stomach and flies, then hits a bunch of bamboos]

Hyoga : Shun!!!??

Kanon : Where are you looking at?? [punches Hyoga's face]

Hyoga : Ugh!! [bumps on the ground]

Saga : Hmpff! Come on, stand up!

Kanon : Yeah!! [does high five with his bro]

Hyoga : Grr... all right, I'm serious!! [stands up and then takes up the Aurora Execution stance]

Kanon : Uh-oh!

Saga : Ehh, I don't want to get a cold again!

Hyoga : Aurora…

Saga : Damn! [ready to jump, but suddenly stops] What the…

Kanon : Hey!! [tied by Shun's chains]

Shun : … Hyoga!! Please don't hurt them!

Hyoga : What?? But we must do that, so we can get through this tige... I mean, Gemini temple.

Shun : It's Tiger now. I thought of another way to stop them. [looks around and sees a cage] Could you please bring me that cage? I will get them there.

(Why there is a cage in Tiger Temple??? Who knows?... ^^u)

Kanon : What??? Are you nut??

Saga : NO WAY!!!!!

Hyoga : Err... sure. [takes the cage and opens its door]

Shun : Thank you. [places the chained up Kanon and Saga into the cage]

Kanon : Do you know what you two are doing???

Saga : Grr, it's just a cage! [punches the cage] Ouch!!

Kanon : Bro??

Shun : We know what we're doing.

Hyoga : Yeah, saving our face and yours, so, bye.

Shun : Stay there for a while. We'll let you out later, after meeting Saori-san.

Then Hyoga and Shun quickly cross Tiger temple over and go to the fourth temple.

Kanon : Bah…

Saga : Oh well, back to my cloth again.

Kanon : You will, I won't!!! I'm not a Gold Saint. Why have I been involve in this?!! [sobs, sobs]

Saga : Err… Kanon? All right, don't cry. [pats Kanon's back]

Kanon : …Can you lend me that cloth for some time?

Saga : [blinks] …Ahahahaha! Ok, ok. Anyway, that's your cloth too.

Kanon : Thanks, bro.

Tifa : How sweet!

Kanon : AH!! YOU AGAIN!!!

Saga : ARGH!!!

Mu : [appears with Aldebaran and sees Kanon and Saga in the cage, then grins] Well, well, that fits you tigers nice!

Aldebaran : Hehehehehehe, sure it does!

Saga : All right, it's not funny!!!

Kanon : Let us out!!!

Mu : All right, all right. [ready to unlock the door, but is stopped by Tifa] Errr... Tifa?

Tifa : Wait until I take their photo.

Aldebaran : Sure thing.

Kanon : What?!!! We are imprisoned in this cage here!!!

Saga : That's right!!!!

Mu : Ok, just do that.

Saga : MU!!!!

Kanon : WHAT?!!! Mu???

Mu : Hmrfff ! She took my photo though I'm wearing this cloth, so why shouldn't I allow her to take a pic of you wearing those?

Saga : ARGH!!!!!

Kanon : YOU ARE HEARTLESS!!!!

Mu : Be it. So, Tifa?

Tifa : Sure, thank you. [takes a pic of the twins in the cage]

To be continued

Authoress' note : So, how was it? Not funny, right? Please review. Thanks!!!