SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ SHOCK: Continued ❯ I'm a Barbie...Boy!!! ( Chapter 23 )

Alright, so I took a break for a bit to think this chapter out and I'm hoping that it'll be funny. Of course, I couldn't do it alone…

 

GunEagle: What do you mean?

 

Me: I mean that I had a request…

 

GunEagle: From who?

 

Me: *pointes to Sayla_Gathermoon and Ookami* Sayla picked out the song and charcters in this chapter, Ookami was the messenger and motivator. ^-^

 

So yeah, this chapter is dedicated to my amigops Sayla and Ookami for the patience and TONS of feed back. Don't worry, I'll dedicated the last chapter of this fic for all of you guys, it'll be great. :D

 

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything… Pure and simple. Sayla and Ookami came up with the idea for the song and character and I just wrote. So thank them too!!! XD

 

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Neko slowly walked onto the stage and held the microphone away from her mouth. The audience could slightly hear her say `are you sure you want to do this?' and then a `yes, now go!' was hear next and she shook her head. She jumped on stage and got very excited, “Hey everyone, before we get on with the sing offs we a very special last minute performance! Now please give it up for Kibaomaru!!”

 

The crowd screamed as he shoved Neko off the stage, what was he going to sing? Sreamo, hard rock, rap? Nope, better. Back stage, everyone was trying to get a better glimpse of him.

 

Zero sighed, “Is he really going to go through with this?”

 

Shute shook his head, “But why, why this song?”

 

Grappler and Zapper began to crack up as the music started. They tried to hold each other up as they laughed hysterically, “Ha ha ha ha ha, no way!!!”

 

Genkimaru walked and turned his head, “What-what's so funny?”

 

Baku sighed and pat the gundam boy's back. “Kid… You don't wanna know….”

 

Back on stage, Cobramaru began dancing next to Kiba. He looked mad, but he had to put on a show for his master. He waved at him.

 

Hi Barbie!

 

Kiba waved back.

 

Hi Ken!

 

Cobramaru shook his head in humiliation.

 

You wanna go for a ride?

 

Kiba jumped up like a girl.

 

Sure, Ken!

 

Cobra made a `come on' gesture.

 

Jump in!

 

Kiba began dancing idiotically around the stage, causing the others in the back to laugh even harder.

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic

 

He pretended to `brush his hair'.

 

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation!

 

Cobramaru had now totally abandoned Kiba and ran to the back of the stage so that he couldn't be seen.

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

 

Now Kiba began rubbing himself.

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

 

He pretends to undress himself and everyone's eyes grow big. They don't know if they should laugh or throw up.

 

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation!

 

He now skips around the stage like Little Red Riding Hood.

 

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie

Cobra nearly vomits at this point.

 

You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

 

Kiba holds his hands in a very romantic way.

 

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation!

 

Kiba drags Cobramaru back onto the stage and begins swinging his arms around like a game.

 

Come on, Barbie let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

 

Kiba gets on his hands and knees.

 

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

 

Cobra looks at him with disgust and rolls his eyes.

 

Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

 

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

 

Kiba began swinging Cobra's arms again

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

 

Kiba lets go of his henchman's arms and skips around again.

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation!

 

He stops, rips off his helmet, and throws it into the crowd.

 

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation!

 

Cobra begins to walk off stage.

 

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

 

Only Kiba is on stage and Cobramaru can be heard yelling from behind the stage.

 

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well, Barbie, we're just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken!

 

The music ended and there wasn't even one clap. Kibaomaru crossed his arms and glared at all of them. “Was my performance not good enough for you, huh?!” Not even a cricket chirped.

 

He pointed to a scrawny, geeky guy, “Give me my helmet before I end your pathetic existence!!” The helmet was quickly given up and Kiba pulled out his sword. “CLAP NOW!!!!”

 

Everyone immediately began clapping and whooping as he stormed off stage. Genki quickly ran on, jumped up and grabbed the microphone and said. “He is not my father and we are not related in anyway… Thank you.” He ran off stage and left the audience alone and puzzled.

 

Back stage, every one was relaxing on the furniture and enjoying the quiet solitude away from the screaming fans. Shute sighed, “I can't wait until this is over.”

 

Zero nodded, “I agree, now there are only two more performances.”

 

Captain cut in, “Sing off's actually.”

 

“It doesn't matter what they are, I just wanna get home and forget about this.” Grappler grumbled.

 

“Hey, do you guys think that we should've invited Chaos and Ookami to tag along?” Baku asked as he stuffed his face with rice balls.

 

Zapper sighed, “What they don't know won't hurt-”

 

“Why didn't you butt heads tell us??!!”

 

Everyone shuttered and sweat dropped. “They know…” Destroyer squeaked.

 

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I hope this was funny enough guys, but please cut me some slack because I'm sick and I can't concentrate right. @___@ So please leave your reviews and other requests and I'll catch y'all later. Bye!!! XD