SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ It began with a bunny and an egg... ( Chapter 1 )

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The Insane and Random SD Idioticy!!
By: Neo Yami & May-VeggieGirl1

We dun own SD!! And we created this fic out of boredom which the rabbit states!
RW: May I also add that Baku + the KEY TO ALL KNOWLEDGE (styrofoam) = much trouble.
Kai: *Nods head* Indeed.
Baku: *still ill from the incident*
Kai: No one should understand this author's note because it was a conversation via email.
RW: And if you DO understand it, I will be forced to kill you.
Kai: ...? Why?
RW: Because they'd know my name...
Kai: Oh yeeaaaah.
RW: Okay, well, if you are wondering, I re-formatted this fic since I did notice how long it would take to read the one chapter... so enjoy I guess.

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Baku chased the rabbit around Shute's house.
S: "Um...Baku? What are you doing?"
B: "I'm chasing this bunny Shute!"
C: "I believe Shute means why are you chasing that rabbit."
B: "Cause I swear it's the easter bunny!" Shute and Captain sweat drop.
Zero flies in and hits Baku over the head.
Z: "Moron! That's not the easter bunny!! He has a pocket watch for
mana's sake!! ....wait a minute...." Everyone sees that the bunny did have a
watch.
B: "Cool! Do you think we'll go to Wonderland if we follow it???"
Z: "Highly doubt it-"
S: "Let's follow!!!"
C: "How does it get inside people's houses?"
B: "Hey! Where'd he go?" Finds an egg where the bunny was. "Oh egg!" He
begins to lick the egg.
C: "Um...Baku, I think you're licking the paint off of it..." The egg
hatches a baby dragon.
B: "Oh, chicken!" Baku's about to put it in his mouth but Zero steals it
away from him. "Hey!"
Z: "You, imbecile! This is a dragon not a chicken!!"
B: "But only chickens and people hatch out of eggs!"
Z, S, C: T_T ...
Z: "Baku, people don't come from eggs."
B: "Then where do they come from??"
Z: "You're parents didn't tell you about anything, did they?"
B: "Uhhhh...Nope!" The dragon looks up at Zero.
Dragon: "Daddy!"
Everyone: O.o
Z: *sweatdrop* "Mana help!"
B: "I think the chicken likes you, Zero."
Z: -.- "Do me a favor and be quiet."
B: "Sorry, that's not in my contract!"
S: *Tries to pet the dragon but it snaps at him* O.o "Um...so, where did the
bunny go??" Zero tries to keep the fidgeting dragon at arms length.
Z: "Um...I think something's wrong with it..."
C: "What?"
Dragon: "I hafta go potty."
Everyone: X_x
S: O_o "Uh, bye Zero! Me and Captain hafta go-" Shute grabs Captain and runs
off.
B: *blinks* "Now what?" Butterfly catches his eye. "Ooooooo...Pretty!" *runs
off to catch it*
Z: X( "Why am I stuck with this?!"
B: *Is chasing the butterfly* "Get back here!! I want to pluck off your
pretty wings!!!" >:)
Butterfly: O_O;; Baku accidentally smashes into a tree and is knocked out
cold.
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