SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ Ol' whats-his-name ( Chapter 2 )

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***One hour later***

Z: "BAKA! WAKE UP!!!"
B: *groans* "Huh? Oh hi!"
S: *is snickering*
Z: *glares at Shute*
B: *blinks* ??
S: "BWAHAHAHAHA! Funny." :p
B: "What???"
C: "Please don't even ask..."
B: "Too late!!"
D: *snuggles close to Zero* ^___^
Z: *sigh* "Why must cute things always be a pain???---YEOW!!" The Dragon bit
Zero. "WTF?!" Zero hands the baby dragon to Shute and puts a hand on his
chest where the dragon bit him* " Ow...."
S: "Um....Zero? I think he's hungry..."
Z: "Well, give him a rice ball or something...ow..."
S: "Ummmmmm...." *sweatdrop* " That's not what I meant..."
Dragon: *putting barb-que sauce on Shute's arm*
Z: "Hey! You cut that out!"
Dragon: ;_______; *cries and jumps on Baku* "Waaaaahhh!! Daddy's being mean,
Mommy!!"
S,Z,C: T_______T
B: *only observes Dragon hugging the blanket still on him* "I didn't know
the chicken's mommy was a blanket."
S,Z,C: *face fault*
Z: "You are doomed to be stupid forever..."
B: *trying to understand things* "...so...Zero and the blanket had a baby
chicken?"
Z: *on the verge of strangling Baku*
S: "Let's name it Pete!"
C: *raises invisible eyebrow* "Why?"
S: "I dunno."
Z: "Well, he's mine so we're naming him Marcucio!
C: "From Romeo and Juliet? Doesn't he die..."
Z: ^^; "Good point..."
Baku: "I wanna name him George!!!" *singing* " My name is George, I like my
name...it's very plain....my name is GEORGE!!!" ^______^
Z: ".....My god you're stupid."
D: "George, George! Moomyyyy!!"
S: ^^; "Looks like he likes the name."
C: "Wait! What about the bunny???"
B: "Bunny? Where?!" Baku looks around for a bunny.
Z: ...."I should just end your misery of stupidity right now...." The bunny
suddenly hops by. Everyone looks at it.
S: "Follow that freaky bunny!!!"
B: "I'll get him!" Baku trips on a blade of grass and crashes into the tree
again.
C: "...This is a never ending circle, isn't it?"
Bunny: "You got that right." He puffs out a smoke ring from the cigar.
B: X_______x "I'm okay...I think..."
Z: "Why did you give Baku an egg then have it hatch a baby dragon?"
Bunny: "Bored people with nothing better to do thought of it."
Z: ...
Bunny: "Okay, fine if this excuse floats your boat: the magical dragon will
eat the entire town if not raised properly and with manners. It will be an
adult in 48 hours, and if you try anything funny, I'll give you another
egg."
Bunny hops away. Shute follows it.
S: "Easter bunny, wait up!!"
Dragon: *bites Baku's foot* "Blech! Mama doesn't taste good!" He breaks a
tooth. "My tooth..."
B: ... (no response)
Toothfairy appears.
T: "Oh, wow! That's a big tooth! Here you go!" She hands George a sack full
of $$$.
Dragon: "Oh, money!" George goes off and buys porno.
C: "Shouldn't we be stopping the dragon...?"
B: *blinks* "...OW!!! He bit my foot!!" ;_; "The chicken is mean..." A
squirrel throws a nut at Baku. "Squirrel!" Baku climbs up the tree.
Z: T__T "It took him till just now to realize George bit him..."
Dragon: *shooting up some heroin*
C: -.-; "I'll go evacuate the town..."
Z: "Bad George!" *takes away his porno and heroin*
D: ;____________;
Z: "You're too young for this kind of stuff!!" ...*coughs and hides the
stuff behind his back.* "Um...Shute, you take care of George for a while. I need
to...uh...do some things..." Zero leaves.
S: X_X "My god! The world has gone perverted!!"
C: "Shute it's always been perverted..."
S: "Oh right." Shute watches the squirrel kick Baku out of the tree.
B: "Damn rodent!!" He goes and picks up George and huggles him. "I will hug
you, and squeeze you and name you GEORGE!!"
C: ..."You already have..."
B: "Oh yeah!"
C: T_T *goes off to evacuate town*
S: ? "Hey were'd the rabbit go?" Shute wanders off, leaving Baku, George and
the squirrel...all alone...
D: "...Yay, pop's gone!" *starts eating glue* ^_______________^
B: "What are you doin'?"
D: *remembers Baku's there* "Um...eating mayonnaise?"
B: *reads label* "...Okay then!"
D: *chuckles evilly and blows fire at the squirrel, killing it*
B: "You just fried that squirrel...I didn't know chickens could breathe
fire..."
D: "Um...yeah...of course they can..." 9_9 "I'm going to a rave now..."
George leaves again.
B: "Okay, bye George!" Zero comes back, high. "Hey Zero, what's a rave?"
Z: "Uh...why do YOU wanna know??" Zero leans against Baku while laughing
slightly.
B: *blinks* "George said he was going to one..."
Z: O_O "WHAT?!" Zero goes off to find George, but he keeps running into things along the way while giggling.
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