SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ Kidnapping ( Chapter 7 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Now with Zero....
Z: "WHY meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?! I want Fenn back. At least I could put HIM in a box!!" Some random penguin walks up to Zero.
P: "What's with you?"
Z: "My daughter won't listen to me!" ;_;
P: "Oh! Why don't you take a father empowement class then??"
Z: "Great idea!!"

While Zero's in father empowerment classes, Shute is being dragged down the yellow brick road.
S: "What do you want me to do again?"
Straw man: "In order to return home, you must speak with our ruler!"
S: *pictures a plastic ruler* "What's so great about a ruler?"
Tin man: ...

Kibaomaru: "So you don't know where Georgia is?"
B: "No."
Duck: "Why meeeeeeeeeeeee?"
K: "Shaddap!" *Smacks duck*
B: "Hey! Don't be mean to the duck!"
D: "And this is coming from the person who crushed HALF MY BODY by SITIING ON ME!!!"
B: "Your point being...?"
K: "Okay, I'm sick of this, I'll just hold you hostage until you hand over the dragon."
B: "What dragon?"
K: "Georgia?"
B: "But she's a chicken!"
K & D: T_T
D: "Exactly how many times did your parents drop you on the head again?"
B: "Well, they said they lost count around 20-HEY!!!"
K: "Really? I would have thought they'd lose count after 500...Anyway, you're both my hostages now! Bwahahaha!!!"
D: -.- My god...what a life for a duck.

Captain: *is trying to find Shute* "SHUTE!! Damnit boy where the $%@#%^%&$* are you?!" Captain hears his cell phone ring and turns it on. " Hello?"
Kibaomaru: "I have Baku and the duck hostage!! Gimmie Georgia or...uhhh...I do really, really bad things to them!!"
B: *whispers to Kibaomaru on the other end of the phone* "Can I talk to Captain? Huh, can-I-can-I-can-I??????"
K: "Oh fine..." Captain hears some shuffling.
B: "Hi Captain!! I wuv food!!!"
K: "Gimmie that! Bring Georgia to the big pointy tower thingy soon or else!!"
Duck: "Save my pitiful liiiiiife!!!!"
C: T_T "Okaaaaaay...." Captain continues looking for Shute and comes across an angry rabbit. "Um, yeah, I'm looking for a little boy, have you seen him?"
Trix rabbit: "That %#^@#% boy can ^$(%$@#@* off and *&^$(%* his mother!!" Trix rabbit storms off.
C: *sweatdrops* "Uh-huh. Yeah." Kibaomaru walks up to Captain and places Baku holding the duck in front of him.
B: "Hi Captain!"
C: "Um, hi." *Turns to Kibaomaru* "What's the deal?"
K: "I can't take it! I'll pay you to take him off my hands!!"
B: XP "Captain wouldn't put a price on me! Would ya Cap-"
C: "How much?"
B: ;________; "Captain!!"
K: "$50."
C: "No deal."
B: ;___________________________; "Everyone hates me!!!" Baku cries and sits on the duck again.
Duck: X_x "Not again!"
K: "$200." Baku cries harder.
C: *shakes head* "Higher."
K: "All I have is $10,000!"
C: "Er...I'll take it, just because I'm a generous guy."
K: "Thank you! I am forever in your debt!" Kibaomaru hands over $10,000 to Captain.
B: "Fine!! *sniffs* I-I'll jump off this cliff!" Captain and Kibaomaru blink.
K: "So?"
B: ;______________; "I'M SO UNLOVED!!!" He stands up. "I hate you all!"
K & C: ...
Duck: "Freedom! I'm FREEEEEEE!!!" Duck begins to fly away just to be shot down by a hunter.
C: *shakes head sadly*
K: *looks around, then picks up duck and runs away*
C: Y_Y
B: *sniffs and cries* Zero comes by looking happy.
Z: "Hi guys!" ^__^
C: ...."What's with you?"
Z: "I just got back from a father empowerment class. Now where's Georgia??" *Looks at Baku crying* "Why is he crying??"
B: "Everyone hates meeeeeeeeeee!!" *cries harder*
Z: ".......Um...I don't." Baku stops crying.
B: "R-really??"
Z: "No, I lied."
B: ;_; "WAAAAAAA!!"

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