SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ Furry foot mammoth pee ( Chapter 28 )

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Some where in Wisconsin...
Z: "Okay, so Baku is here?"
K: "I dunno."
Z: 'Whaddya' mean, 'I dunno'?!?"
K: "I just wanted to come here because they have cheese. Besides, if you want to find a musha, go to the food."
C: "...That's a fairly good theory, but Baku's brain dead so he can't go anywhere..."
Z: *sees something in the distance* O.o "Speaking of brain dead..." *points to Tallgeese dunking an exasperated Shute in the pot*
T: "Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! DIE!!!!"
S: __-__ "Oiieee..."
C: "Shute! What's up?"
S: "ME aparently!!! GIMMIE DOWN! I've had enough kool-aid to last me a lifetime!!"
Z: "Hey! I got a GREAT idea!!! Why not make SHUTE the girl??? I'm sure he can pass as one!!!" ^_^;;;
S: "........WTF?!"
T: "Sorry! I'm torturing him at the moment, come back in a few minutes."
Z: "...Okay then...Now what?"
K: "Let's go get some cheese!"
C: "I dun want cheese."
K: "...It's either we go get cheese, or I eat you four." Zero, Captain, Shute, and Tallgeese look at each other.
T: "...Go get some cheese."
S: "Hey! What about me!?"
T: "I said they can come back in a few minutes..."
S: ;_; Captain Kiba and Zero go to get the musha some cheese so he didn't have to eat them all.
K: "Yummy!" ^_^
Z: "...I don't know- who's worse, him or Baku?"
C: "Ok, let's go back and get Shute." They go back to see Tallgeese and Shute laughing and acting...drunk.
C: "WTF?!"
S: "Hey--*Hic* --Cap'un! Sup??" *Laughs and tosses a beer bottle behind him*
C: "....First the drugs, now underaged drinking!?"
T: "Hey, I had a few leftover..." *hands one to Zero*
Z: "....." *shrugs and drinks it* "Hehehe...damn, what's this stuf?? I feel....light..."
C: T_T *takes the bottle and reads it* "Um...guys....this isn't beer...."
S: *grabs the bottle out of Captain's hands and gloms him*
C: C__C;;;
S: "....Will ya marry me??" *passes out*
Z: "Hehe...If this isn't beer, then whazzit?" Tallgeese goes to grab Zero, but he slaps him* "I may be drunk...but I'm not THAT drunk!!"
T: ".....here, have some more then." ^_^
Z: "........K."
C: T_T
K: "Hey, I want some!" *downs it and burps*
G: *still inside Kiba* "Hey! Woot, alcohol!!" *drinks what Kiba drank*
C: "Guyz! It's not alcohol-it's furry-foot mammoth pee!"
G, K, Z, T: *blink blink* *eye twitch*
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