SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ Radioactive Baku and love potions for sale ( Chapter 32 )

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Meanwhile with Tallgeese and Kiba....
K: *Eats everything in sight*
T: -.- "I must find a way to make Zero MINE!" *Sees a love potion shop* "....Convenient! ^_^" *Walks in then gets booted out* "HEY!" ><;;;
Shop Owner: *points to a sign that says "NO PERVS ALLOWED!"
T: ".....Shit." -.- " Kiba! Go in there and get me a love potion!!!" *looks around but sees no Kibaomaru* "....Kiba?" O.o
K: *eats a police officer*
G: *inside Kiba* "Helloooo stud!"
Police officer: "Um...hi?"
G: "You're cute!" <3
PO: "AH!" O.o "Dragon touching me--oh~AH!"
T: "..................Wish I got that kind of action......"

B: *is glowing* "weeeee!!! Has polly come out yet?"S: *bored* "No."C: *still beating up Zapper*Za: "Robot abuse!!" X__xC: -.-; *kills him* "Now what?"B: 9_9 "...Oh! ANOTHER BUTTERFLY! >:) Pluck the pretty wiiinngs, PLUCK THE PRETTY WINGS!!" *runs off*Z: "Thank mana Tallgeese isn't here." -.-; *looks up* "OMG LOOK!! FLYING STRAWBERRIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!!"C: "What?"Z: "Nothing, it was just to fill some air time."S: -.-;;; "How much pleasing do the muffin men want anyways?!"Z: ^^;;;; *looks up again* "OMG LOOK!!!"S: "Will you stop that?"Z: "No, I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!!"C: *looks up and sees a giant Baku looking down on him* O_O "WTF?!"B: "HI GUYS!" ^-^Z, S, & C: *are going deaf because Baku's so loud* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"B: "What?"Z, S, & C: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!"B: "Pop? OH! I want popcorn!" ^_^Z: "SHUT UP!!!!!!!"B: "Nyah!" >:pS: O.o "What the hell happened to you?"B: "Whaddya' mean?"C: "Um, the fact your the size of King Kong." -.-;;;;B: "WHAT?! YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP!!!!"Z: "STOP SCREAMING!!!! JUST WHISPER!!!!"B: Oh, okay." ^_^ *picks up Zero with his index and thumb* "Your so small and kawaii!"Z: X.x "You're...crushing...me..."S: "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BAKU?! Don't make me ask again!" >_<;B: "I dunno." 9.9; "Maybe it was that radioactive fishy..."
Z: X_____x "Can't...breathe..."

Tall: *dragging Kiba along* "Get my love potion!" ><;;; *pushes Kiba into shop*
Shop Owner: *throws Kiba out* "NO PERVS ALLOWED!!" -.-0 "What's with pervs coming into my shop today?!"
Kiba: *still sitting on the ground* "........"
Tall: "........ you're a perv?" O.o
Kiba: 9.9 "Does eating porno count as being perverted?"
SO: "Yes." >:p
Tall: x__x "How COULD you?!?! YOU DEFILED THE PORNO!??!"
Kiba: "Well, I think I'm honoring the porno by eating it." v.v
SO: -.-;;;;; "If you eat everything, then do you honor everything?"
Kiba: "Shut up! Don't question my authoritae!" *eats Shop Owner*
Tall: x.x "whaaatever... hey, no Shop Owner means no-one guarding the shop!" ^-^ "Hooray!"

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