SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ What glows in the dark and goes 'bump' at night? ( Chapter 31 )

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Meanwhile at the power plant...
British Monkey: "Now look what you've done, imbosile! You dumped all the nuclear waste!"
Blind man: "I told you not to touch the buttons!"
BM: "I was talking to you, Mr. Blind Man!"
DutchGirl: "Hey, while we're sight seeing around the world, let's find my pen pal!"
BM: "If you wish master..." *DG and BM hop on a magic carpet and fly away*

D: *fishes Baku out of the poisoned river and drags him off*

S: "Yeah! Kick him hard Captain!"
C: *beating up Zapper for the fun of it*
T: "Why not?"
Z: "....."
T: "Why not? I feel so unloved!"
Z: "You ARE unloved."
T: "That's what you would like to think..." ;p
Z: O.o
B: "BLAH!!!!"
Everyone: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Z: Where the hell did you come from!?"
B: "........."
Z: "......."
B: "........"
Z: "WELL?!?!?"
B: ".......Fish....."
Z: O.o?
B: "I got eaten by a readioactive fishy and then my mom came and saved me!!" ^_^
Z: "........Are you sure?" -.oB: "......No."
C: *stops beating up Zapper* "So.....what now?"
S: "....I don't know, but did you guys forget that THE STUPID DRAGON'S GONNA EAT THE CITY?!?!?!"
Everyone else: "..........Oh yeah. I forgot!!" ^_^;;
S: -.-;;;; "IDIOTS!!! ....Hey, where the hell is she anywho-ha??" O.o
Z: *shudders* "I personally wouldn't want to know...." -.-;
G: *STILL INSIDE OF KIBA* "NO! I'm too special to be written out!"
B: "That's why they call it 'Special Ed'."
G: "Aren't you supposed to be comotose?" <.<;;
B: "Yup." ^_^ "Oh! Oh! I got a new feature!"
Everyone: *doesn't care*
Polly: "Can someone pleeeeaaaasssee go flower picking with me???"
S: "Can you do us a favor first?"
Polly: "Okay!"
C: "Shute, what are you-*catches on* Oh! Yes, can you please help us out? We need you to go into that building and please the muffin men so they can answer our questions."
Polly: "Um, okay! What do they want me to please them with?"
Z: "Just go ask them okay?!" *pushes her inside* "Yay! She's gone!"
Za: X_x
C: "Where was I? Oh yes-" *continues to beat the snot out of Zapper*
Za: "Mercy!"
B: ;__________; "I'm unloved!"
K: "What's his problem?"
T: "Beats me..." *regained some of his sanity...if he had any...yeah...9_9;;*
K: "...Wanna get a milkshake with me and discuss evil matters?"
T: "Sure." Kiba and Tallgeese leave.
Z: "WILL YOU STOP CRYING?!"
B: *sniff sniff* "Can I show you my new feature then?"
Z: "Fine! Whatever!" Suddenly the sun goes out.
B: "Look! I glow in the dark! Weeeee!" *runs in circles, flapping arms*
C: "How did Baku do that?"
S: "Ask the muffin men?"
C: "When do you think they will be done with Polly?"
S: ".................."

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