Super Smash Brothers Fan Fiction ❯ Melee Interviews ❯ Marth and Roy ( Chapter 15 )

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Thing soon settled down the Hands returned to the office. They made a new rule, though: no one was allowed inside without first getting a Weegee vaccine.

"Okay, send in the next person," said Master Hand.

A sword-wielding man came in. He was wearing a tiara.

"What the heck is that?" said Crazy Hand.

The man answered in Japanese.

"What was that?" said Master Hand. "English, please!"

"I speak Japanese," said Crazy Hand.

Crazy Hand and the other man - soon identifiend as Marth - spend a few minutes talking.

"Is is ready for his demonstration?" said Master Hand.

"He's starting right now," said Crazy Hand.

Most of his moves involved using his sword in some way.

"I hate to say this," said Master Hand, "but I'm having a hard time finding a place for him. We don't need two swordsmen."

"Oh, come on," said Crazy Hand, "It's not like they're completely alike or anything. Besides, Fire Emblem needs all the help it can get becoming known in America."

"Oh, fine. Tell him he's in."

Crazy Hand and Marth exchanged a few more words, before Marth left with a Wire Frame.

"If I had a face I'd totally be facepalming right now," said Master Hand.

"That's your problem right there," said Crazy Hand. "It would help if you were always letting things get to you."

They then sent for the next applicant. He had red hair, and was also carrying a sword.

"Do you speak English?" said Master Hand.

The man answered... in Japanese.

"Dammit!" Master Hand took a moment to calm down. "From what I managed to catch, his name's Roy, right?"

"That's right," said Crazy Hand.

"You know what? Screw it, just let him in, if it'll get us some good karma for a change." Master Hand watched as Roy left with a Wire Frame. "We sure as hell don't need three swordsmen."

"Like now we don't need both Captain Falcon and Ganondorf?" replied Crazy Hand.

"Bite me!"