Twilight Fan Fiction ❯ Twilight//NewMoon//Eclipse*Random* ❯ ::edward vs. mike:: ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Britni Fullmetal Otaku 
Well, basically it's a battle thing in a random place [idk where exactly] and there is a "your momma" type thing that goes....bad for someone heh heh read and review !
Non Anime: Twilight Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 01.22.2008 | Pages: 1 | Words: 267 | Visits: 339 | Status: Work In Progress
Well, basically it's a battle thing in a random place [idk where exactly] and there is a "your momma" type thing that goes....bad for someone heh heh read and review !
Non Anime: Twilight Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 01.22.2008 | Pages: 1 | Words: 267 | Visits: 339 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: Of course I don't own Twilight, it's characters, or ideas. They ALL belong to Stephenie Meyer *claps* Steph rocks!!
Well I need to vent on Mike for not being such a butt....So THANK YOU EDWARD I LOVE YOU!! *death hug*
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Mike: Your momma's so FAT she can play pool with the planets!
Edward: *rolls eyes* Your momma's so fat that when she wears a red dress everyone yells, "Free kool-aid!!!"
Crowd: WOO! GO EDWARD!!!!
Mike: *turns red with anger* Well....y-your momma's so FAT that everytime she turns around it's next year!
Crowd: *churp* *churp* *churp* *throws tomatoes at mike*
Edward: *dazzling smile* Your momma's so stupid that when she goes to the bank to check her balance she falls off the roof.
Crowd: hahahahahahha! *throws more tomatoes at mike*
Mike: o.o Umm.... *cough* Uh.... your momma's so ugly that when she went into a haunted house for monsters they told her, "Sorry no professionals"!
Crowd: OOOO BURN!!!!!!!
Emmett and Jasper: *come out of nowhere and grab Mike* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ESME?!!!!
Edward: *chuckles*
Carlisle: *also grabs mike* Got anything else to say about my wife? HUH?!!
Mike: *puppy eyes* ahh!!
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Erm can anyone tell I don't like Mike too much? >_>
Well I need to vent on Mike for not being such a butt....So THANK YOU EDWARD I LOVE YOU!! *death hug*
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Mike: Your momma's so FAT she can play pool with the planets!
Edward: *rolls eyes* Your momma's so fat that when she wears a red dress everyone yells, "Free kool-aid!!!"
Crowd: WOO! GO EDWARD!!!!
Mike: *turns red with anger* Well....y-your momma's so FAT that everytime she turns around it's next year!
Crowd: *churp* *churp* *churp* *throws tomatoes at mike*
Edward: *dazzling smile* Your momma's so stupid that when she goes to the bank to check her balance she falls off the roof.
Crowd: hahahahahahha! *throws more tomatoes at mike*
Mike: o.o Umm.... *cough* Uh.... your momma's so ugly that when she went into a haunted house for monsters they told her, "Sorry no professionals"!
Crowd: OOOO BURN!!!!!!!
Emmett and Jasper: *come out of nowhere and grab Mike* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ESME?!!!!
Edward: *chuckles*
Carlisle: *also grabs mike* Got anything else to say about my wife? HUH?!!
Mike: *puppy eyes* ahh!!
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Erm can anyone tell I don't like Mike too much? >_>