Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ The Happy Sequel To Escaflowne ❯ Chapter 13 ( Chapter 13 )

SCENE 45: Ext. meadow. The DRAGON SLAYERS and SORA are standing around, chatting.

VIOLE: You know, I really feel like killing something

DALLET: Yeah, that'd be a lot of fun.

GUIMEL: Can we do that as ghosts? I mean, I know we almost killed Van, but that was different. I mean, could we kill a sheep or something?

GATTI: That wouldn't be any fun. What's the use of killing a sheep if we can't eat it?

VIOLE: I wanna' eat a sheep!

GUIMEL: I wanna set a village on fire.

SORA: I want to see Folken-sama

DALLET: Viole wants to do nasty things with...

VIOLE: SHIIIIIIIIIIIINUUUU!

GUIMEL: Hey, good going. I almost thought it was Dilandau-sama

VIOLE: (far away look in his eyes) I miss Dilandau-sama

DALLET: Um?!

SORA: Ew.

VIOLE: Dilandau-sama...............

GUIMEL: (oblivious) Weird---he sounds like he's in love or something

EVERYONE stares at GUIMEL

GUIMEL: What? What did I say?!

DALLET: ANYWAY, which Folken do you miss?

SORA: The Folken-sama from the series....he is so much nicer...and has such soft eyes.....

VIOLE: Wait....she wants to....with COMMANDER FOLKEN?!

GATTI: He seems to be taken, though

SORA: That will change. I'll go to him and convince him how much more he wants me than those cats....

DALLET: And I'll eat a sheep and Viole will satisfy himself with.....

VIOLE: I wish.....

SORA: On that note, I think I'm going to leave before I get traumatized!

GATTI: Why not? Trauma's fun!

SORA: I know, but I miss Folken-sama

SCENE 46: Int. castle hallway. The KIDS are all standing around, talking.

DAMIEN: So then she swung when I wasn't expecting it and I ducked so I fell over.

ENICIA: Ha ha I'm a better fighter than Damien!

SAMANYA: You're so much better than everyone! It's so weird! I always screw up.

ENICIA: But Samech can sometimes beat me.

SAMECH: Yeah! I wanna fight like Van!

VARIE: Why're you so obsessed with Uncle Van?

SAMECH: I'm not obsessed---he's just cool!

YUKARI: Hey, I have an idea!

VINCENT: You do? Amazing!

YUKARI: Why is everyone so mean to me?

DAMIEN: Hey, don't insult my sister

VINCENT: Sure, sure.

ENICIA: Anyway, Yukari-chan, what's your idea?

YUKARI: My idea is....we can do a play in which we act out our parents!!

SAMECH: That'd be great! I'd be Van!

ENICIA: Can I be Hitomi?

DAMIEN: I'll be Allen!

YUKARI: And I'll be Celena!

MARLENA: I'll be Merle

VARIE: No, I"LL be MERLE. You can be Dryden

(AN in case we didn't mention it, MARLENA has hair like Dryden's but Millerna's eye color)

MARLENA: I don't want to! I'll be...Naria

VINCENT: I'll be Folken!

MARLENA: In that case, I won't be Naria.

ENICIA: Ouch!

MARLENA: Now, chibi Enicia-chan....

ENICIA: I am NOT your 'chibi Enicia-chan' you baka!

MARLENA: I am not a baka!

SAMECH: Please don't argue.

ENICIA: All right. Anyway...so I'm Hitomi...

VAN appears in the doorway, wondering what the kids are doing.

YUKARI: And I'm Celena!!!!!!!! See....like this! Now Yukari-chan, can you pwease wead?

MARLENA: No, you're the one who talks like that, little baka.

DAMIEN: Hey! I TOLD you not to INSULT my SISTER!

MARLENA: ha ha!

DAMIEN: You're asking for it!!!!!!

SAMECH: Please, can we resolve this peacefully?

VAN hits himself in the head. FOLKEN comes to stand by VAN.

FOLKEN: What's going on?

VAN: The...um....children are exercising their budding sense of diplomacy?

FOLKEN: So...in other words, arguing?

VAN: Yeah.

DAMIEN: I'm not gonna' let you get away with insulting her!

MARLENA: Yeah? I'd like to see you try!

DAMIEN: I could hit you!

MARLENA: sure, sure. You'd miss and hit the window or something.

SAMECH: No...please don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAMECH runs over to VAN

SAMECH: Van!

VAN: Uh...hi...

SAMECH: Are you tired or something?

VAN: Yeah...I am..

FOLKEN steps out into the middle of the room. The kids all stop talking and look up at him, looking somewhat ashamed of their conduct.

FOLKEN: Now kids, I heard what you were saying, and I must remind you--if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all.

MARLENA: Aww!

YUKARI: Yay!

VARIE: Hi Daddy!

STEPHEN: Yeah!

TARA runs over to FOLKEN and he picks her up. Just then, SORA appears next to FOLKEN. She throws her arms around FOLKEN, forcing TARA out of his arms.

SORA: I've missed you, Folken-sama!

DAMIEN: (to SAMECH) Nani O?

SAMECH shrugs

FOLKEN: SORA?! What the *heck*? Oh *shoot*.

ENICIA: Now Folken, when you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at...

FOLKEN: Enicia, this isn't the time to...

ENICIA: (to Yukari) Don't you think that there is a lot of hypocrisy between what adults tell children to do and the way that they behave towards other adults?

YUKARI: hmm.... (nods)

SORA: Oh! What charming children! Where did you come from?

MARLENA: (sarcastically,) the stork brought us.

FOLKEN: Well, it's been several years since you were last here, and many people have gotten married. Well...you know what married people do....

SORA: They.....cook food for each other? They wash each others' clothes...they play card games, they...

FOLKEN: Sora...

SORA: Oh yes! They....oh!

SAMANYA: They have babies!

SORA: Yes, yes...I...uh...gathered that. (not really looking at Samanya.) Well, Folken-sama, whose are all these children?

FOLKEN: Uh...um....This is Damien, Hitomi and Van's son, and this is Yukari, their daughter. This is Enicia, Shesta and Celena's daughter, and...over there, next to Van is their son, Samech. This is Marlena, Millerna and Dryden's daughter, and this is their son, Vincent. And these, these are mine....this is Varie and this is Tara, this is Stephen and this is Samanya.

SORA: Wait, these are your children, Folken-sama? But three different colors of hair...BOTH OF THEM?!?!?!

FOLKEN: Van, quickly, go send for Eriya and Naria.

VAN sprouts his wings. SAMECH grabs on to him as he lifts off, so he is forced to take him with him. They fly out the window, over a garden, and head towards another window.

SAMECH: This is so fun! Thanks for taking me with you, Van!

VAN: Uh...um...uh... (thinks quickly and decides to resolve this once and for all) hey Samech?

SAMECH: What?

VAN: How about this...if you don't hurt me I won't hurt you.

SAMECH: Nani O? Of course I wouldn't ever hurt you!

VAN: Okay. Peace?

SAMECH: Okay...peace.....

they fly into a window of a sitting room, where everyone else is sitting around. They all look up, alarmed, as Van lands on the floor.

ALLEN: What's going on?

SAMECH jumps down and runs to sit on CELENA's lap

VAN: Uh...Sora's back. Folken needs help, right away.

ERIYA: Sora...?!?!

NARIA: That evil, scheming...

ERIYA: Yes...we must go, sister!

ERIYA and NARIA run out of the room

SHESTA: Sora? But I thought she was with....

CELENA: Why is she back?

HITOMI: What's she doing?

VAN: Trying to seduce Folken again, I think--but she really flipped out when she found out about his children...

DRYDEN: Serves her right.

JAJUKA: Oh dear