Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction / Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ lets protect the tent ❯ I’VE GOT A CAMERA AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! ( Chapter 6 )

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Chapter 6: I’VE GOT A CAMERA AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!

    “Must... rest... legs... hurt... worse... than... gym...” Isis panted.

    “How can your legs hurt?  You’ve been riding a horse the whole time!!”
Kent yelled.

    “DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC!!!!”

    “More like lack thereof...” Seto muttered.

    Then he got hit with a crowbar.

    Sain and Wil came riding back suddenly, saying they’d found a place to
stay the night.

    As soon as they got there Isis dropped in a dead faint where she stood
and Mia curled up in a corner, falling asleep herself.

    Mia woke up suddenly to Seto whacking her on the head with a crowbar.
“AH!  SCHOOL!!!” She jumped up and started preparing for school, grabbed
her backpack and clarinet out of a plothole(her mind did not see this,
she was still half asleep and suffering the effects of the bludgeoning,
so everything looked enough like the Kaiba Mansion to her), and almost
ran out the door when Kent grabbed her collar to keep her from running
out the door and into the band of Bandits.  She mistook all this for
someone trying to mug her.

    “LOOK, MY BROTHER’S THE ONE WITH ALL THE DOUGH, SO LEAVE ME &%^$
ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!”  And
Kent got a faceful of shoe...

    She then tried to walk out the door again.  To no avail because Seto
dragged her back this time and whacked her on the head again with the
crowbar.

    She then woke up kinda and yelled, “AIIIIIEEEEE!!!  THE BRITISH ARE
COMING!!!  THE UGLY NOT RYOU BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!”  She then got this
malicious look in her eyes and started cackling maniacally while backing
into the shadows...

~*~

With the bandits...

    “GAH!  Wat was dat?!”

    “Shut up and help me!!!”

    “With wat?”

    “Pick up your damn ax and help me attack these people!!”

    “Fine, fine, don’t get yer’ underwear all bunched up in a knot.”

    O_o “Special...” Dorcas said as he marched towards the side entrance to
the old fotress.

    His companion didn’t like the silence.  “That sure did sound
familiar...” Joey said thoughtfully(IT’S THE APOCALYPSE!!  JOEY SAID
SOMETHING AND THOUGHT AT THE SAME TIME!!!).

    “It sounded like someone laughing maniacally,” Dorcas said.  “Just some
insane freak...”

    O_O “Oh, no... not them...”  But it was too late for Joey.

    “BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” came a voice from the
shadows.

    “EEEEEEEK!!!” came Joey’s girlish scream...

    “I HATH FOUND YOU AND I ALSO HAVE MY HANDY DANDY CAMERA THAT DEVELOPS
THE PICTURE INSTANTLY!!!!  Bwhahahahahahahahaha...”

    -_-; “So?”

    “I’M GONNA SHOW IT TO SETO AND ISIS AND ISA AND MIRA AND THEY’LL ALL
LAUGH!!!  Bwhahahahahahahaha...” she said as she dragged Joey away to
meet his doom.

    Dorcas and Lyn, who was also there, stared.

    “I don’t want to fight that but I don’t want to be driven insane.  What
does someone do?” Dorcas asked.

    “Simple.  Run and hide.  It worked before.  It’ll work now.  Your wife’s
inside, by the way.”

    “She is?” Dorcas didn’t even wait for the answer before rushing in to
save her or something...

    Nothing else really interesting happened that battle except Mokuba
‘accidentally’ shot Joey in the ass...  And by accidentally I mean
accidentally on purpose... blackmail... bwhahahaha...