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Ed, Kasumi, Legato and Chou: *Come in behind an overly huge bush*
Kasumi: I guess we're going back to school for this one.
Ed: *Shivers* Yuck! I hate school!
Kasumi: Just sleep like you always do….
Ed: Still the very thought of going to school is hell on earth!!
Chou: I licked the chalkboard when I was in school!
Legato: I've never been to school.
Ed: You're so lucky Legato!
Legato: *Smirks* Thank you master.
Kasumi: But the only way to get close to Eikichi is to pose as students and go to school.
Ed: You have a good point, but Japanese schools have uniforms. Where are we gonna get a pair of those?
Two school girls: *Walking by, talking*
Kasumi: Good timing…
Kasumi: Almost scary….
Ed: Yeah….lets jump them.
Kasumi: *Smiles* Kay!
Ed: Legato, Chou, cover us…
Legato and Chou: Yes Master!
=With the school girls=
School girl #1: So I was like right, and he was like no, and she was like blab…
Kasumi: *Gets in front of the school girls* Hello…
School girl #2: Um...Hi.
School girl #1: Who are you?
Kasumi: A passing person….
Ed: *From behind the girls* Who's gonna steal your uniforms… *Puts an arm around each school girl's shoulder*
School girls: WHAT?!
Ed: *Slams their heads together*
School girls: @_@ *Knocked out*
Kasumi: Well that was easy enough.
Ed: Yep *Pulls the school girls behind the bushes*
=5 mins later=
School girls: *Tied up and still knocked out*
Ed: *Has School girl #1's uniform on* The skirt is too short!
Kasumi *Has School girl #2's uniform on* The top is too small on this one….
Ed: Stop complaining. *Turns to Legato and Chou* I want you guys to keep watch over them and if they do anything poke them with this stick. *Holds out a long stick*
Chou: Stick!! *Grabs stick and hugs it*
Ed: See ya guy, let's go Kasumi.
Ed and Kasumi: *Walk to the school*
Chou: *Hugs the stick tighter and makes it snap* …*Whimpers*
Legato: This is gonna be a long one….
Chou: STICK!!! *Starts crying*
Kasumi: *Looks around* Everyone is dressed the same….
Ed: Yeah…Where's the sense of freedom to express yourself?
Kasumi: I don't know. *blinks* Ed why are those guys staring at us like that?
Ed: Cause they're freaking losers.
Kasumi: *Crosses her arms* So what class are we gonna fine Eikichi?
Ed: Um….I don't know.
Kasumi: Ug…*Looks up* Where's that smoking coming from?
Ed: *Looks up* That looks like cigarette smoke.
Kasumi: Hey Eikichi smokes!
Ed: You're right! Maybe that's him smoking over there.
Kasumi: Let's check it out!
Ed and Kasumi: *Walks towards the smoke*
=Other part of school=
Eikichi: *Takes drag of his cigarette*
Ed and Kasumi: *Look over a corner at Eikichi*
Ed: There he is….
Kasumi: *Nods and coughs*
Eikichi: *Looks around* Hello?
Ed: *Growls* Way to go…
Kasumi: Sorry, but I can't stand cigarette smoke *Coughs harder*
Eikichi: Who's there?
Kasumi: *Coughs even harder*
Ed: *Covers Kasumi's mouth* Stop coughing…
Eikichi: *Walks to the corner and see Ed and Kasumi*
Kasumi: *waves and coughs more*
Eikichi: *Looks at Kasumi* Are you okay?
Kasumi: It's just the *Cough* Smoke *Cough*
Eikichi: Oh! *Puts his cigarette on his shoe* Sorry about that.
Ed: Its okay…*Elbows Kasumi*
Kasumi: I said I was sorry!
Eikichi: What are you girls doing back here?
Kasumi: We saw smoke and came to see where it was coming from.
Eikichi: Well…I'm one of the new student teachers, Mr. Onizuka. Who are you girls?
Ed: I am Ed!
Kasumi: I'm Kasumi.
Eikichi: It's nice to meet you, uh…Ed and Kasumi. I hope there are more pretty girls that go to this school like you girls.
Kasumi: *Blushes* Thank you….
Ed: *smiles* Thanks! So you're our new teacher.
Kasumi: *Blinks* Teacher…?
Eikichi: So you girls are in my class?
Ed: Uh Yeah! Isn't that right Kasumi?
Kasumi: *Nods her head quickly* Yes, yes!
Eikichi: *Blinks* Okay.
Eikichi: *Sighs* That's the warning bell. Better get to class.
Ed and Kasumi: Yes sir!
Kasumi: *Looks around the class* Ed…I don't see any seats.
Ed: We'll just steal somebody's.
Kasumi: I don't know.
Ed: What? We steal everything else.
Kasumi: Point taken. I see two seats in the back.
Ed: Let's take them before the two morons who sit there come in.
Ed and Kasumi: *Take the two empty seats in the back*
Guy 1: Who are you two?
Kasumi: We're new students.
Guy 2: New?
Kasumi: Yes new.
Guy 3: Where did you come from? You don't look Japanese to me.
Kasumi: We're from America.
Guy 1: *Grins* American girls…
Kasumi: That's what I said.
Ed: What's it to ya?
Guy 3: We like to know the girls in our class.
Ed: You know us well enough; now back off before I bitch slap you!
Guys: *Runs to their seats*
Ed: *Crosses her arms* Assholes….
Kasumi: They seemed nice enough.
Ed: *Frowns* Shut up.
Teacher: Its time for class to start.
Ed: *Falls asleep*
Kasumi: *Sighs* Happens ever time.
Teacher: We have a student teacher starting here today, Mr. Onizuka.
Eikichi: *Walks to the front of the class* Hello class.
Class: Hello Onizuka-Sensei
Teacher: Give him your full attention while I'm gone. You may start class now *Walks out*
Eikichi: Well, today we're studying…..
Kasumi: *Sighs* This is the part where I zone out…*Takes out paper and a pencil and starts drawing*
= Hour and a half later=
Eikichi: ….And that's why it was a kick in the pants.
Eikichi: That was the lunch bell people.
Ed: *Gets up* Lunch!!
Students: *Start to leave for lunch*
Ed: I need money!!
Kasumi: *Lays her head on the desk and hands Ed money* Knock yourself out…
Ed: Yay money!! *Runs off*
Eikichi: *Looks at Kasumi and blinks* What are you still doing here?
Kasumi: *Looks up* I don't have any money…
Eikichi: I saw you give your friend money.
Kasumi: Yeah, but that was all my money.
Eikichi: You gave away your money to your friend?
Eikichi: Wow, I would never do that…
Eikichi: Let me buy you lunch if you're hungry.
Eikichi: Yeah sure!
Kasumi: *Stands up* Thank you very much Onizuka-Sensei
Eikichi: *Smiles* I have no problem with having lunch with you.
Kasumi: *Sits at a table*
Eikichi: *Comes over with a tray* Here you go!
Kasumi: Thank you! *Starts eating quickly*
Eikichi: *Blinks* Wow, you were hungry.
Kasumi: *Looks up and nods*
Kasumi: *Goes back to eating*
=Across the lunch room with Ed=
Ed: *Walks over to a table* Food, food, food!
Guy: *Trips Ed*
Ed: *Growls* You shall pay!
Guy: What are you going to do about it?
Ed: *Picks some of her food off the floor and hits him in the face with it*
Ed: FOOD FIGHT! *Throws more food at random person*
Random guy: I'M ALLEGERIC TO THAT!!
Food fight: *Breaks out*
Eikichi: AH! Get down!! *Pulls Kasumi under the table with him*
Ed: *Sitting next to Eikichi and Kasumi, eating* Yeah, isn't it great?
Eikichi: Where did you come from?!
Ed: A place.
Kasumi: And where did you get that food?
Ed: Stole it off some guy. *Laughs* What an idiot!
Kasumi: *Blinks* Kay…
Ed: *Holds up bag* I got grapes!
Eikichi: We really need to get out of here….
Kasumi: Yeah…You coming Ed?
Ed: Sorry guys, but I got some unfinished work to do *Pulls out a spork and laughs evilly*
Eikichi: *Blinks in confusion*
Ed: *Runs off*
Eikichi: Do I want to know what she's gonna do with that thing?
Kasumi: No, it's better to just walk away….real fast.
Eikichi: Yeah…*Grabs Kasumi by the arm and drags her out*
Ed: *Standing on a table* BOW BEFORE YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!! *Gets hit by jello*
Guy: *Laughs and points*
Ed: *Yells out a war cry and jumps on top of the guy* Prepare for the darkness!!!
Guy: *Screams in horror*
=Back in the class room=
Eikichi: *Looks around* Ummm….sense most of the class hasn't returned….
Class: *Only four students plus Kasumi left*
Eikichi: Sooo….Do whatever you want, as long as its legal.
Principal: *Sitting down, looking at papers*
Ed: *Sitting on the other side of the Principal's desk* …..
Principal: *Looks between Ed and his papers*
Principal: *Sighs and stares at Ed*
Ed: *Looks at her feet*
Principal: ….*Puts his papers down*
Ed: *Looks up at him*
Principal: I understand why you started the food fight, but did you have to gouge his eyes out with a spork?!
Ed: He threw Jello at me!!! JELLO!!! There was not room for jello!!!
Principal: HIS EYES!!!
Ed: He was asking for it!! *Shakes fist*
Principal: Thanks to you and your food fight 50 students had to go to the hospital!
Ed: Any of them die?
Principal: Thankfully no…
Ed: *Snaps fingers* Damn!
Principal: I'm calling your parents young lady!
Ed: Ooooooo, my Par-ents! *Fake gasp* So scared….!
Principal: What's your name!
Ed: *Stares at her feet and sighs* Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky….
Principal: *Gets up and looks through his file cabinet*
Ed: *Looks around*
Principal: Wait a second….Do you even go to this school?
Ed: Um….uh….*Stands up and points* YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE ASSHOLE!!!!! *Jumps out the window*
Principal: *Blinks* Um….What the hell was that?
=After School, Front yard=
Eikichi: *Walking to the parking lot*
Eikichi: *Turns and looks at Kasumi* Hey….
Kasumi: *Runs next to him* Thanks for teaching class today.
Eikichi: It's no problem, but I didn't have much of a class today with what happened.
Kasumi: *Smiles* But you still did a good job.
Eikichi: Thank you. So did you ever find Ed or is she still missing.
Kasumi: I haven't found her yet, but I'm hoping she'll pop up soon.
Eikichi: You might see her tomorrow.
Kasumi: Yeah….So what are you going to do now?
Eikichi: I was thinking of going to the arcade.
Kasumi: Oh! Can I come with you?! Pleeaaaase?!
Eikichi: Sure, I guess, but call your parents first.
Kasumi: Uh…Yeah, parents. I'll be right back… *Runs off*
=Different part of school=
Kasumi: *Snickers* Call my parents? HA! What a laugh….
Kasumi: Ah! *Jumps away* Who's there?!
Bush: Who do you think it is? *Ed jumps out of bush*
Kasumi: Ed! *hugs Ed* I'm so glad I found you!
Ed: Please stop hugging me…..Now….
Kasumi: Oh sorry…right. *Lets go* What happened to you?
Ed: Things and stuff….Lots of stuff.
Kasumi: *Blinks* Oh….
Ed: So have you gotten anything yet?
Kasumi: *Crosses arms and looks down* Nope, not yet.
Ed: What the hell have you been doing?!
Kasumi: I've been gaining his trust so I can steal something from him.
Ed: Just knock him out and take something!!
Kasumi: It's hard to take something if you don't know where his stuff is.
Ed: You and your "Logic"
Kasumi: *Smirks* Thank you. Well, He's going to take me to the arcade with him. Do you want to come?
Ed: Hmmmm….*Rubs her chin* Do nothing or play mindless video games….choices…GAMES!!!
Kasumi: *Chuckles* I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Ed: He better not.
Kasumi: Don't threaten the poor guy.
Ed: Awwwww, but that's the fun part.
Kasumi: *Shakes head and sighs*
Eikichi: *Lights his cigarette and takes a drag of it*
Kasumi: Hey Onizuka-Sensei *waves*
Eikichi: Have a nice time finding the phone?
Kasumi: *Nods* Yep! I also found Ed!
Kasumi: She's coming with us to the arcade.
Eikichi: Okay, I think we can fit you both on the bike.
Kasumi: Cool! I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle!
Eikichi: *Smirks* Just wait till you see this baby!
Ed: I can't wait to go fast on it!! That's the best part!! *Throws her arms up* SPEED!
Eikichi: *Chuckles* Hop on and I'll show you just how fast it can go.
Ed and Kasumi: YAY!!
Ed: *Looks around* Game, game, game, game….*Gasps*
Ed: Someone has come up with one of the best games ever!!
Kasumi: *Blinks* What game is that?
Ed: WACK-A-SQUIRREL!!! *Runs over to the wack-a-squirrel game*
Eikichi: She has something against squirrels or something?
Kasumi: Something is right. *Gasps* Soul Caliber….2!!
Eikichi: That's an okay one…
Kasumi: Must play!!! *Runs over to the game*
Eikichi: *Scratches the back of his head*
Ed: Take this you bitches!!! *Hits all the squirrels*
Kasumi: DIE JACKASS!!! *Rapidly hits a button*
Ed: EVIL DOOM SQUIRRELS, OF THE WACK-A-SQUIRREL GAME, MEET YOUR MAKER!!!! *Hits the machine so hard she breaks it*
Ed: *Laughs evilly and keeps hitting the machine*
Eikichi: Um…I think its dead…
Ed: No it's a trick!! They never die that easily!!! *Hits harder*
Eikichi: Kasumi, little help with your friend?!
Kasumi: Few more levels and I'm done!
Ed: *Pulls out one of the squirrels from the machine* Beg for your life!!!
Robo squirrel: *Shoots out a couple sparks*
Ed: AH! *Drops robo squirrel* It burns!!!
Robo squirrel: *Hits the ground and eye springs out*
Ed: So that's the way you want it, en?!?!?! Well take this!!! *Stomps on robo squirrel*
Ed: *Laughs evilly* Who else wishes to test their luck with me?!?!
Kasumi: *Throws arms up* Yay, I win! *Looks at Ed* Ed I w-WHAT THE HELL?!
Ed: The squirrel knew of my coming and set up a trap for me! But they didn't count on me knowing!!
Kasumi: But it's not even real….
Ed: Says you!!
Kasumi: *Shakes head*
Ed: Slayer of the doom evil squirrels! WHOO!! *Throws sponge hammer into air*
Manager: Hey! You! You break my squirrel game?!?!
Manager: You pay for that!!
Ed: Gotta go! *Runs out*
Kasumi: *Blinks then sighs* I should fallow her.
Eikichi: Do you guys need a ride home?
Kasumi: *Looks down* I have no home to go to.
Kasumi: Um…*Looks up* I mean, I can't go home.
Kasumi: My parent and I aren't getting along very well and I'm afraid to go home *Sobs and hides her face in her hands*
Eikichi: *Blink* I had no idea…If you need a place to stay you can stay with me.
Kasumi: *Sobs harder* Th-thank you! *Glomps Eikichi*
Eikichi: *Almost falls over* AH! Uh…Welcome…
Kasumi: *Stops sobbing* Ed needs to come with us too. *Starts sobbing again*
Eikichi: *Blinks* Um…okay
Kasumi: THANK YOU!! *Sobs harder*
Eikichi: *Rubs her back* Lets find Ed and I'll take you guys to my house.
Kasumi: Y-you're so kind!! *Hugs Eikichi tighter*
Eikichi: Yeah…*Walks away with Kasumi clinging to him*
Eikichi: *Looks around* Where is she?
Kasumi: *Still clinging* I don't know…
Eikichi: Um…Could you let go of me?
Kasumi: Oh yeah *Lets go* Sorry.
Eikichi: Its okay.
Kasumi: *Looks around* ED!!
Ed: *Peeks out from behind a car* What?
Kasumi: Onizuka-Sensei is letting us stay with him! Isn't that great?
Ed: He is?
Kasumi: Yeah, Isn't he nice?
Ed: Yeah he is!
Eikichi: You girls don't need to thank me. I understand your situation
Eikichi: Yeah, Kasumi told me all about it.
Ed: *Stares at Eikichi then Kasumi*
Eikichi: Its nothing to be ashamed of.
Ed: Y-you're okay with us?
Eikichi: Yeah totally!
Kasumi: I told him all about our problems with going home. *Winks*
Kasumi: Yeah our parent problems…
Eikichi: Don't worry about it at all girls. I have plenty of room at my apartment.
=Outside of Eikichi apartment=
Eikichi: You girls stay out here for a moment.
Ed and Kasumi: Okay.
Eikichi: *Goes inside*
Kasumi: *Smiles* It's a mess in there isn't it?
Ed: Oh hell yeah…
Eikichi: *Looks around* WhatamIgonnado?! WhatamIgonnado?! WhatamIgonnado?! This place is a mess!!
Room: *Porn magazines scattered everywhere, blow up doll on the couch*
Eikichi: I got to clean this place up!
Ed: *Leaning against a wall*
Apartment: *Loud crashes and bangs*
Kasumi: *Blinks* Did you hear something?
Eikichi: *Opens the door, sweating and breathing hard* O-okay.
Kasumi: *Smiles* Thanks. *Walks in*
Eikichi: Take a seat and make yourselves comfortable.
Ed: Thanks. *Sits on the couch*
Kasumi: *Looks at the room in horror* Oh my….this place is a mess…
Eikichi: I'm sorry. The maid hasn't been in sense… ever.
Ed: Its not that bad….
Kasumi: Look at the floor! Where's the vacuum?!
Eikichi: Don't worry about it. You girls sit still and I'll make dinner. *Goes into the kitchen*
Kasumi: Vacuum! Must find!! *Looks around franticly*
Ed: Will you cool it! Damn…*Looks around* HEY TEACH! WHERE'S THE TV?!
Eikichi: *From Kitchen* Its under the sheet! But it doesn't work!
Ed: *Eye twitches* D-doesn't work?
Kasumi: Maybe it's in the closet!
Eikichi: Oh, don't go into my closet.
Closet: *Barely staying closed, has a couple magazines poking out the sides and bottom*
Kasumi: *Looks at closet*
Ed: *Grins* Now I have to….
Kasumi: ….I don't think a vacuum could fit in there….
Ed: So? I just want to open it cause he said not to.
Kasumi: We have a vacuum in the bag right?
Ed: Somewhere in there, I guess…
Kasumi: Good… *Grabs the bag and looks in it*
Ed: *Inches towards the closet*
Kasumi: I can't find it!
Ed: Just jump in. *Gets closer to the closet*
Kasumi: Kay! *Jumps in*
Ed: *Hand over closet doorknob*
Eikichi: You aren't opening the closet are you?!
Eikichi: Okay, just checking.
Ed: *Chuckles evilly and slowly opens the closet*
Closet: *magazines and other unknown stuff come flying out with a crash*
Ed: *Blinks* Huh….*Picks up a magazine*
Eikichi: What was that?
Ed: *Stares at the magazine wide-eyed* U-uh….n-nothing…
Ed: *Grabs a few magazines*
Kasumi: *Jumps out of the bag with a vacuum and wearing a French maid outfit * I'm ready to clean!
Ed: Yeah that's nice…*Shoves magazines in the bag*
Kasumi: *Blinks* What were those?
Ed: Just don't say anything.
Kasumi: Can do. *Looks at the closet and sighs* What a mess.
Ed: Yeah…it just busted open. *Sits on the couch*
Kasumi: Huh…I better clean that up then! *Goes over to the closet and stacks magazines in it*
Eikichi: *Comes in with two bowls of ramen* Hope you don't mind Ramen gir- What the hell?! Kasumi what are you doing? Didn't you hear me when I said not to go into my closet….and where did you get that maid outfit?
Kasumi: Um…I…it was open and I wanted to help clean. *Pouts* I'm sorry.
Eikichi: *Sighs heavily* Its okay. I want you to sit on the couch and I'll clean everything off.
Kasumi: Okay. Do you want me to take this outfit off too?
Eikichi: ….Sit on the couch and I'll take care of everything.
Kasumi: Alright…*Sits on the couch next to Ed*
Eikichi: *Hands Ed and Kasumi Ramen* Enjoy.
Ed: Great! *Start chowing on ramen*
Kasumi: *Takes ramen and nods* Thank you Sensei.
Eikichi: *Smiles* Anytime. *Goes to the closet and cleans it up*
Kasumi: *Whispers* Is it just me or do people always give us ramen?
Ed: *Slurps* What's wrong with ramen?
Kasumi: Nothing, just stating a fact.
Kasumi: So when do you think we should steal his stuff?
Ed: After I'm done eating. *Takes a mouthful of noodles in her mouth* V'al each yum hot who hab hees TV horking.
Kasumi: You're mad cause his TV isn't working?
Ed: *Swallows and nods* Hell yeah. He has made me bored by having nothing here for us to do.
Kasumi: *Sighs* Okay.
Ed: *Grins* He wouldn't know what hit him…*Laughs evilly*
Eikichi: *Blinks* What's with the evil laughter?
Ed: Uhhhh…Kasumi told a funny joke.
Eikichi: …Oh. *Goes back to cleaning*
Ed: *Quickly finishes ramen* Get ready…
Kasumi: *Nods* Got ya
Ed: *Puts bowl down on the floor*
Kasumi: *Frowns* Don't leave that on the floor!
Ed: Where do you want me to put it?
Kasumi: *Shakes head* In the sink.
Kasumi: The one in the kitchen…
Ed: Man, Miss. Neat freak! What's wrong with the sink in the bathroom?!
Ed: Oh fine! *Picks up bowl*
Kasumi: Oh, take mine too while you're at it! *Smiles and holds up her bowl to Ed*
Ed: Do I look like your slave?
Kasumi: *Pouts* Please Ed?
Ed: *Grumbles and snags Kasumi's bowl* If you weren't my best friend…*Walks to the kitchen*
Eikichi: I'm done…*Closes the closet door*
Kasumi: You're finished cleaning the closet?
Eikichi: No, I got tired of cleaning it.
Kasumi: *Frowns* I see.
Ed: *Stands at the kitchen door* Okay, now that I'm done with your stupid dishes, *Points to Eikichi* Kasumi hold him down!
Eikichi: *Blink* What?!
Kasumi: *Tackles Eikichi*
Eikichi: AH! What are you doing?! *Tries to get up*
Kasumi: It would be best if you stayed down! *Reaches into her skirt pocket and pulls out a feather duster and holds it up to Eikichi's throat*
Eikichi: *Blinks* What are you gonna do? Dust me to death?
Kasumi: This isn't Tetsusaiga? Uh…*Waves it at Eikichi's face*
Eikichi: *Sneezes* St-stop that! *Stands up*
Kasumi: EEP! *Clings and hangs from his arm*
Eikichi: Kasumi, stop playing around and get off!
Ed: We're not playing! *Takes out Vash's gun*
Eikichi: *Eyes get wide and puts his arms up* Wh-what the?! Where were you keeping that?!
Kasumi: *Swings on Eikichi arm*
Ed: SILENCE!! *Shoots at the ceiling*
Eikichi: AH! Don't shoot there!!
Ed: I said silence! I'm the one with the gun! *shoots again*
Eikichi: My ceiling!
Woman from upstairs: Stop making that noise!!
Eikichi: I'm sorry upstairs neighbor!
Ed: *Laughs evilly* Now, give me your wallet!
Eikichi: I-I don't have anything! I'm a teacher! I'm poor!
Ed: Give me the damn wallet or else I shoot!
Eikichi: Here…*Reaches into his back pocket and tosses it to Ed*
Ed: *Catches it* Good! *Looks through it whistling* OH! What do we have here! *Puts out $5 and credit cards*
Eikichi: AH! I'm still paying those things off!
Ed: Too bad! *Shoots ceiling again*
Eikichi: What did you shoot that time?!
Ed: *Smiles* It was fun!
Kasumi: Can I have the keys to your bike?
Eikichi: What?! No way!!
Kasumi: Come on!
Eikichi: Not the bike! That's my pride and joy out there!
Ed: *Shoot the ceiling* Give up the keys bitch! *Part of the ceiling falls on top of Ed* OUCH! *Falls down*
Eikichi: *Runs over and grabs Vash's gun from Ed* HA! Now you can't shoot!
Ed: That's not fair!
Eikichi: You shouldn't take advantage of people's kindness! I didn't have to let you stay, but I did, and this is how you repay me?! By trying to kill and steal from me?
Kasumi: Yeah…*Waves her feather duster in his face*
Eikichi: *Squeezes loudly and stubbles back*
Kasumi: *Jumps of his arm*
Eikichi: *Rubs his nose* Don't rub that thing in my face!
Kasumi: Drop the gun and give us the keys to your bike.
Eikichi: Just because you have a feather dust doesn't mean I'm gonna let you do this!
Kasumi: No, but this will. *Takes out Tetsusaiga*
Eikichi: Uh…Where are you guys getting these weapons?!
Kasumi: We stole them…
Ed: *Stands up* Yeah! We're good thieves!
Eikichi: B-but What do you want to steal from me?!
Kasumi: *Smirks* Cause we like you!
Ed: Now drop the gun! Its mine!
Eikichi: …I could shoot before you could get to me.
Kasumi: Likely, but it would be smart to drop the gun. *Holds up Tetsusaiga* We don't want to kill you…
Ed: We just want to hurt and injury you!
Eikichi: *Holds the gun up and aims* S-stay back.
Kasumi: Just give us the keys and we'll go.
Ed: You really need a TV or else this kind of stuff wouldn't happen!
Eikichi: You're doing this cause I don't have a TV?!
Ed: Now we are!
Kasumi: *Steps closer*
Eikichi: *Gulps and shakes* St-stay back!
Kasumi: *Keeps walking towards him*We both know you aren't gonna shoot, and if you are, you can't aim.
Eikichi: *Closes his eyes and looks away*
Kasumi: *Sighs and shakes her head* Give me your keys…*Stands next to him and points his gun down*
Eikichi: *Sighs heavily and gives her his keys*
Kasumi: *Pats his head then takes them* Good boy.
Ed: *Goes over*Yeah, and give me my gun back! *Snatches Vash's gun from him* Get a TV and things like this wouldn't happen!
Eikichi: *Sighs and sits down on the couch*
Kasumi: If you can afford a TV we'll get you one…
Eikichi: I would rather have my bike instead.
Kasumi: We'll come back and give you a good TV!
Ed: *Grabs the Endless bag of…stuff* Yeah, then we don't have to steal from you!
Eikichi: Uh…thanks I guess.
Ed: I'll try not to get your credit up too high. *Laughs*
Kasumi: Aw, that's just mean.
Ed: So? *Opens the door* Lets go find Legato and Chou.
Kasumi: Okay. *Puts Tetsusaiga on her side* I'll drive. *Holds up the keys*
Ed: But I want to drive!
Kasumi: I don't trust you behind the wheel of bicycle, let alone a motorcycle.
Ed: You're being a wus. You don't want me to drive cause you think I'll drive too fast.
Kasumi: *Nods* Pretty much..
Ed: You are no fun!
Kasumi: *Sticks her tongue out and walks out*
Ed: Wait for me you wus! *Runs after her*
Eikichi: *Sighs* Its days like these I wonder.
= Behind the overly huge bush =
Chou: *Wearing all black standing in front of a pile of dirt* We're here to say goodbye to stick *Sniffle*
Legato: *Reading a magazine*
Schoolgirls: *Still unconscious*
Chou: H-he was a good st-stick. *Sniffle sniffle* I-I didn't know him for long. I remember when master handed him to me…it seems like yesterday….
Legato: *Turns a page* That was this morning you broom head!
Ed and Kasumi: *Come riding in on Eikichi's motorcycle, wearing their own clothes*
Legato: Thank god…*Tucks away the magazine in his coat*
Ed: *Jumps off* Legato, Chou! *Runs over and hugs Legato then Chou*
Chou: *Gasps* M-Master…you're standing on sticks grave…
Ed: *Looks down to see she's standing on pile of dirt* Um…sorry. *Steps off*
Chou: *Sobs* I miss stick!!
Ed: *Pats his back* Uh…there, there Chou.
Kasumi: *Leans on motorcycle holding the magic dimensional 8 ball of magic* Oi Ed, where do you want to go now?
Ed: Um…I don't know…
Kasumi: Choose between Lupin and .Hack sign. *Shakes it*
Ed: Lets go to Lupin this time. I want to meet Goemon! *Jumps up and down and squeals happily*
Ed: Shut up that never happened!!
Kasumi: riiiight…*Shakes 8 ball harder* Hey 8 ball! Take us to Lupin.
Magic dimensional 8 ball of magic: It will happen!
Ed, Kasumi, Legato and Chou: *Disappears*