Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Guess What? ❯ Chapter 1
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Kurayami Ryuu 
I blame the Sex Pistols. Bakura is treed by rottweilers and needs to be picked up, but Ryou doesn’t want to, because there’s also this snake, not to mention the stink bombs... Dedicated to Lines, because I stole her formatting.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Shounen-ai | Uploaded On: 08.03.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 689 | Status: Completed
I blame the Sex Pistols. Bakura is treed by rottweilers and needs to be picked up, but Ryou doesn’t want to, because there’s also this snake, not to mention the stink bombs... Dedicated to Lines, because I stole her formatting.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Shounen-ai | Uploaded On: 08.03.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 689 | Status: Completed
“Ryou!”
“...”
“C'mon, Ryou, I know you're there.”
“...”
“Woman! Pick up!”
“...”
“I'll just call back, you know. Again and again and again and again-”
“...!”
“Ha! What the fuck took you so long?”
“...”
“...You are such a loser. It's only midnight! But... uh, look - I kind of need you to pick me up.”
“...!”
“Hey, don't be like that! Malik's here too - and he's scared of heights, you know.”
“Hey, shut up!”
“You shut up!”
“...?”
“Er - at Kaiba's.”
“...?”
“Well... in a tree at Kaiba's, if you want to get technical...”
“...!”
“...He hung up. Alright, alright-”
“...”
“Okay, you hear this? You know what that is?”
“...?”
“...No, I'm not doing anything to them! Ra - they're about to tear me to pieces! Bastard set his rottweilers on us.”
“...”
“He hung up again! Useless little girl-”
“...”
“Oh, come on - you know you're not going to be able to sleep anyway.”
“...”
“No, you're really not, and you wanna know why? ...Because you won't know what we did!”
“...?”
“Heh, I thought so. Okay, so there was this bar - Anarchy? - yeah... Um, we kind of ran out of money. Sorry 'bout that.”
“...?”
“Um, because it was out of your wallet...”
“...! ...! ...-”
“Geez, I get the point! Anyway, and then they kicked us out-”
“...?”
“No, because we flooded the building.”
“...?”
“No, that's exactly what I mean - though I suppose they were probably more concerned with the way it sort of crumbled, near the end-”
“...?”
“Well... it was all because we were out of money. Malik was pissed, and he flushed the wallet...”
“I did not! You-”
“...!”
“Er, yeah, and anyway, then we went to Kaiba's, because the cabby knew where it was-”
“...?”
“What? You're supposed to give them money? Maybe it was the snake-”
“...!”
“Forget about it, it'd take too long. Anyway, can you come get us now?”
“...?”
“Aw, come on, it's Kaiba, you know what a touchy bastard he is-”
“...!”
“Well... Malik had these firecrackers... and stink bombs... and a few cherry bombs... muttermutter mail slot... the snake, too...”
“...!”
“Yeah, I thought it was a good touch. ...Shit, he hung up!”
“...Idiot.”
“I'm gonna push you if you don't shut up - come on, Ryou, I know you're sitting right there-”
“...”
“Why? You're going to have to come get us eventually.”
“...!”
“And you're obviously so PMS-y that you'll be tossing and turning for hours anyway-”
“Let me guess - he hung up.”
“Huh. You're spooky when you're drunk, how'd you do that? Ah, Ryou, guess what-”
“...! ...! ...!”
“-I love you.”
“...”
(Bakura snapped the phone shut with a satisfied smirk.) “He's on his way.”
Owari