Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Little Red Riding Hood: The Yu-Gi-Oh! Play ❯ Dude, where's my Hunter? ( Chapter 3 )

Little Red Riding Hood

Yu-Gi-Oh! Style

Chapter 3

Help!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own ok? Ok

Everyone: *panicking* What will we do? We don't have a hunter. We can't do the play without the Hunter!

SK 9831: Ok guys! Look, we will find a Hunter before the play.

Malik: And how do you propose we do that?

SK 9831: We will go door to door asking if someone wants to be our Hunter.

Everyone: *looks at SK 9831 with doubt*

SK 9831: What!? We will find a Hunter. See, Ryou and Malik can go down one street, and Yami No Bakura and Anzu can go down another.

Bakura: And where will you go?

SK 9831: ^_^ I'll stay here

Malik: What?! Oh no, If I have to go, you are going too.

Everyone else: Yeah!

SK 9831: *sighs* fine, I'll ask my neighbors.

Ryou: *punches fist in the air* Alright then, lets go get us a Hunter!

Everyone else: *running behind him* Yeah!!!

SK 9831: Uh yeah… right behind ya guys.

~*~

Ryou: Ok lets try this house.

Malik: *bored* ok

Ryou: *knocks on the door*

Some guy: Yeah? What do you want?

Ryou: We were wondering if you would like to be our Hunter in a play we are doing.

The guy: *snorts* I'd rather watch football. *slams the door in their face*

Ryou: -__- Ok, lets try another one

~*Bakura and Anzu*~

Anzu: *cheerfully* Lets try this house *starts skipping to the door*

Bakura: *with arms crossed and really bored* No

Anzu: why not?

Bakura: because their house is pink

Anzu: -__-; Uh ok. *runs over to another one.* How about this one. It's blue.

Bakura: Nope

Anzu: why not?

Bakura: Because it's got a fence.

Anzu: You know Bakura, we are looking for people, not a house.

Bakura: Yes but a house reflects the person living in it.

Anzu: And what's wrong with a fence?

Bakura: The people hold things in. You know keep secrets from people.

Anzu: Uh, ok whatever. Let's check out some more.

~*Ryou and Malik*~

A woman: *holding a crying baby* You know, I just can't right now.

Ryou: well, ok then.

Malik: We have been to 15 houses now, and no one wants to, lets just give up.

Ryou: *determined* Just a couple more…

Malik: *rolls eyes and follows Ryou*

~*Bakura and Anzu*~

Anzu: Well this house is kinda nice. No fence too.

Bakura: Nah

Anzu: *beginning to get angry* Why not? Is there anything wrong with the people?

Bakura: No

Anzu: Then what's wrong with it?

Bakura: I just don't like the house.

Anzu: -_______-;

~*Ryou and Malik*~

Ryou: *Looks up at the house* Hey! It's Yugi's house!

Malik: Yeah, and

Ryou: Lets go ask if he will be our Hunter again.

Malik: What? He just quit, we can't ask him this soon. He'll think we are desperate!

Ryou: -__-; We ARE desperate.

Malik: Well in that case, lets go! *thinking* My paycheck is so not worth this…

Ryou: *knocks on the door and no one answers*

Malik: No one is home

Ryou: Has to be *knocks on door again*

Yugi: *finally opens door* Yeah *sniffles* what do you want? *looks like he has been crying since he left*

Ryou: We were wondering if you would like to be our Hunter again.

Yugi: I wouldn't be a good Hunter.

Ryou: Yes you would. Don't let Yami No Yugi make you think you wouldn't.

Yugi: Was I really good?

Ryou: yes

Yugi: are you sure?

Ryou: yes

Yugi: I said the lines perfectly?

Ryou: YES!!! Now lets go. *grabs Yugi by the arm*

~*Bakura and Anzu*~

Anzu: Have you seen a house yet?

Bakura: yep

Anzu: *eyes light up* You have! Awesome! Where is it?

Bakura: *points* Over there.

Anzu: *turns and looks* Uh, that one?

Bakura: Uh huh.

Anzu: The one between the blue house's drive-way, and the sidewalk?

Bakura: Yep, that beauty right over there.

The 'House': *a trash can*

Anzu: -_-; Bakura, that's a trash can.

Bakura: And your problem is?

Anzu: No one lives in a trashcan Bakura

Bakura: *starts to argue like a toddler* Do too! Racoons live in trashcans!

Anzu: But-

Bakura: *starts to go over to trashcan*

Anzu: *just follows*

Bakura *looks in the trashcan* There's nobody in it. They must not be home. That's ok we can wait.

Anzu: We can't do that!

Bakura: *looks homicidal* Yes, we can.

Anzu: *gulps* ok.

Ryou: *runs over to Anzu* Hey Anzu! Bakura! We got Yugi back to be the Hunter!

Anzu: *thinking* Now I don't have to stare at a trashcan waiting for a raccoon. Bakura, you truly are crazy.

Bakura: Amen to that Anzu.

Anzu: O.O How did you?

Ryou: We don't have time! We have to get back to the studio! Lets go!

Anzu and Malik: *trying to keep up with Ryou*

Ryou: Come on! We might have time to practice!

~*~

Bakura: *still sitting by the trashcan waiting for a raccoon to come 'home'*

TBC