Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Malik Ishtar the Evil of Evil ❯ Two ways to spell Doughnuts ( Chapter 5 )

Malik Ishtar the Evil of Evil

Chapter 5: Two ways to spell Doughnuts

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh

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Jounouchi: Did you know there is two ways to spell doughnuts? Doughnuts and donuts! *laughs*

Seto: That was stupid. *still walking down the hall with the others*

Jounouchi: Shut up!

Anzu: Calm down.

Yuugi: I want my Cheetos dammit.

Malik: *talking to himself* Hehehe...I will lure Yuugi in a room alone, then I'll stab him continuously till he can't be stabbed no more! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!

All: *looks at Malik*

Malik: What the hell are you all looking at?!

Seto: *clears throat* Anyway. *stops in front of a door* Your Cheetos are in here Yuugi. *opens closet door*

Girl: *tied up* someone help me! This man does many horrible thi--

Seto: *slams door shut quickly* Hehe, wrong door.

Jounouchi: Kidnapping girls to do naughty things to them, eh Kaiba?

Seto: Uh um uh no, that's just my crazy uh cousin that likes to wear slutty clothes that we tie up in here so she can stay away from people so she won't kill them...yeah that's it!

Jounouchi: If that's your cousin, then do you think she would wanna go out with me?

Seto: *grins* She's not a guy, so I know you wouldn't wanna date her.

Jounouchi: You calling me gay!?! *starts to strangle Kaiba*

Yuugi: Hey! Hey! No more fighting!

Seto: *Is being strangled*

Malik: *sneaks off to go get a knife*

Anzu: *Grabs plate and smashes it on Kaiba's head* Whoops, wrong person...

Seto: *Is knocked out*

Jounouchi: That should teach him not to question my sexuality!

Yuugi: *smacks Jounouchi*

Jounouchi: What was that for Yuugi?!

Yuugi: Oh I thought you and Kaiba were still fighting, sorry *sweat drop*

Mokuba: *Comes in* you guys have caused enough crap to last me a lifetime! Get the hell out!!

Jounouchi: All I did was try to strangle him to death but he got knocked out, jeez don't take it so personally.

Mokuba: *yells* Get out!!!

Yuugi: Fine.

Jounouchi: What an ass...

Anzu: *looks around* Hey...where's Malik?

****Where Malik was currently at****

Malik: *Standing in a room full of sharp objects* Hm, this must be where Kaiba takes out all his anger...

***Meanwhile at the Ishtar house***

Yami Malik: Let's go hang out in my room.

Yami Bakura: Whatever.

*In Yami Malik's room*

Yami Bakura: Why is your room a closet?

Yami Malik: Because I am misunderstood.

***Kaiba Mansion****

Anzu: Good-bye Mokuba *waves*

Mokuba: *flips her off*

Anzu: *picks up rock and throws it at Mokuba* Bitch!

Jounouchi: Well, well, well, Anzu, I didn't know you have anger problems.

Yuugi: And I didn't know grass was green!

Jounouchi: Yuugi, do us all a favor and shut up.

Yuugi: Jounouchi?

Jounouchi: Yes?

Yuugi: Go screw yourself.

Jounouchi: ......*attacks Yuugi*

Anzu: Both of you cut it out!

Yuugi: Fine Anzu! But this is the last time we do this for you! *Shows Yuugi and Jounouchi cutting out coupons*

Anzu: *looks evil* Excellent.

****Ishtar house; Yami Malik's room****

Yami Bakura: Can we go hang out somewhere else?

Yami Malik: Why?

Yami Bakura: Because I'm closterphobic.

Yami Malik: Awww come on! Staying in a very small area will not make you faint, trust me, I know these things.

Later...

Yami Bakura: *knocked out*

Yami Malik: Hey! Hey wake up!

Yami Bakura: *Still knocked out*

Yami Malik: Guess he really was closterphobic...Whoops...

To Be Continued

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This fic has finally become about more things than just Malik's legacy! The later chapters DO get better so stick around!

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