Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Office Supplies ❯ Now what? ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Akio- Hi! *looks around* I HAVE POPCORN CAKES!! lol They're better than they sound for those who don't know what I'm talking about.

Bakura- *sniffs the popcorn cake and takes a itty bitty bite* o O THESE ARE GREAT!! *steals Akio's package of popcorn cakes*

Akio- Hey!!! Give those back!!

Yami- *sitting in a corner crying*

Akio- *skids to a halt* Yami? What's wrong?

Yami- T.T You paired me up with a gay pen!

Akio- *shakes him* For the sake of the story, man! For the story!

Yami- *sniff* The story?

Akio- The story!!

Yami- *more confident* For the story!

Akio- THE STORY!

Yami- *jumps up* FOR THE STORY! YEAH!

Akio- ^-^ Ok, now to answer reviews!

jhouney- ^-^ Thanks!

Silver Frost- ^-^ I'll be ready for 'em!

Akio- SO ON W/ THE FIC!

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Yugi- *writing his report.... With Clicky*

Yami- *watching Clicky suspiciously*

Yugi- *humming*

Yami- ....

Yugi- *still humming*

Yami- *bellowing* LEAVE MY HIKARI ALONE!! *grabs Clicky and starts jumping on it*

Yugi- *alarmed* Yami! What are you doing!?

Yami- Clicky *smash* was *smash* flirting *smash* with *smash* you *smash, smash, smash*!!

Yugi- *sigh* Yami, I think it's time we had "that talk".

Yami- *stops killing Clicky for a moment* What talk?

Yugi- *pulls Yami away from the bleeding pen* The talk.

Yami- ...Which talk!?

Yugi- THE BIRDS AND THE BEES!

Yami- Oh.... SAY WHAT?!

*With Ryou and Bakura*

Bakura- COME BACK RYOU!!

Ryou- Why?! So you can put more sticky notes on me?

Bakura- Yes!

Ryou- NEVER!! *speeds up*

Bakura- *finally catches Ryou and tackles him* Aha! Now I've got you!! *puts sticky notes on him*

Sticky Note- Bakura is the supreme ruler of the world!

Sticky Note #2- MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sticky Note #3- BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sticky Note #4- I like bunnies!! ^^

Ryou- *sweatdrop*

Bakura- ^^

Ryou- You need a hobby.

Bakura- I had a hobby. Then you took my weapons of mass destruction away.

Ryou- Well duh! You attacked my grandma! The poor dear will never be the same. Why'd you attack her anyways?

Bakura- She was looking at me weird.

Ryou- ~ ~ Anyways, when I said "hobby", I meant scrap booking or something.

Bakura- NO WAY! THAT'S GIRLY!

Ryou- ~ ~ I scrap book!

Bakura- My point still stands.

Ryou- ROAR!! *attacks Bakura*

*Malik and Marik*

Marik- One more staple... *rips it out of his yami's flesh*

Malik- o O OW!! STUPID! THAT ONE FREAKIN' HURT!

Marik- Good. That oughtta teach you not to mess with staples.

Malik- *glare*

Marik- ...So... Now what?

Malik- Hmmm.... How about revenge upon Isis?

Marik- Works for me.

Malik and Marik- *begin to plot*

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What are those two up to this time? How does that "talk" go for Yami? And will Bakura survive Ryou's wrath? Find out next time on "Office Supplies"!

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