Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh: Christmas Party ❯ Night of a million pranks ( Chapter 8 )
Someone has been pulling pranks on the girls.....who could it be?!??
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.14.2002 | Updated On: 01.03.2003 | Pages: 12 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 1.9K | Status: Completed
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Yami: *with all the stuff Tea asked him to get from last chapter* Uh, Tea, honey, why did you want me to get all of this......stuff?
Tea: no reason, now go put it back!
Yami: but, It took a really long time to get all this-
Tea: go put it back!
Yami: *sniff* yes ma'am
Gw: *starts laughing* ooooooooo now do Bakura!
Tea: sure why not *in singsong voice* OOOOOOOOOH Bakura!
Bakura: yes, darling?
Tea: could you please count how many grains of sand could fit into this 12-liter bottle?
Bakura: uh..sure *takes bottle in confusion*
Tea: don't forget to double check!
Gw: gosh, I would have never known you're so evil! I mean you don't seem like that when you say all of your friendship speeches!
Tea: *demented laugh* all work and no play makes Tea a dull girl.
Gw: ((O_o)) aaaaaaaaaaaanywho........We got some presents for the cast!!!!!
Yugi: *whose organizing gigantic pool of teddy bears from cutest to fluffiest* ooooooooooooooo!!
Gw: *has wooden crate* lets see here...*tries to open crate* IT stuck!!! Anyone got, like, a crow bar?
Joey: *opens up jacket revealing about 50 crowbars* take what you need.
Gw: O_o...okay...*opens crate* these are from Jaevyan Tunnelly
Serenity-gum, and makeup
Mai-lipstick and makeup
Tea-a life, and "friendships rants that won't make people hate you"!
Tristan- card to be liked for a whole chapter *tosses that in the "not to be used pile"*
Joey-a life time supply of food!
.Marik-chocolate fondue.
Kaiba-Asprin!
Kaiba: cool!! *takes it all* I feel much bett-*falls on the floor twitching violently*
Serenity: Seto!!!!!!!!!!!
Gw: ((O_o)) okay, *opens another big crate* here are alllll the votes for the "Tea's love" competition!
*Yami and Bakura drop all the stuff that they were doing*
Gw: let's see who in the lead now! *jumps into crate* ...Bakura...Yami...Yami...anyone but Yami...Malik(0_o)...Tristan...Malik or Ryou...Yami...Bakura...Yami...Bakura ...Bakura...SHADDI!?!?*sticks head out of crate* Okay! Whose been screwin' with the ballot box!?!
Marik: *whistles*
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*insert gasp here*
Tea: well, I guess I like-
*all of a sudden the lights go out (an: oh come on! did you actually expect me to tell you?!)*
Everyone:......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yugi: this house is friggin' haunted!
Yami: what's going on?!
Serenity: the lights just went out, and I am just beginning to get really scared.
Joey: don't worry Serenity, I'm right here next to you.
Tristan: Actually your on my bloody foot! *shoves Joey*
Ryou: okay whose holding on to me?!?!
Malik: oops sorry.
Bakura: ok! someone just grabbed my butt!
*silence*
Mai: is everyone staring at me?
Tea: -_- no.
Joey: are there any candles or flashlights around here?!
Seto: yeah, there upstairs, in the hallway closet.
*silence*
Joey: Go get THEM!
Seto: I would, but......
Yami: *snickers* don't tell me your afraid of the dark!
Bakura: hey, your afraid of small spaces!
Yami: -_-0..............
Tea: is anybody going to get them?!
*silence*
Tea: GOSH!! I'll get them!
Bakura: *suddenly jumps up* I'll go with you!
Tea: uh, okay..
Yami: Bakura if you put a finger on her I'll-
Bakura: use your amazing claustrophobic powers!?
Yami: Okay, quit making cheap shots at my phobia!
Tea: come on, I am going to go crazy if I don't see sooner or later.
Serenity: meh, you get used to it.
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Mokuba's Secret pod of ancient evil/basement
Marik: *cover in oil* okay, it took seven crow bars, a pipe bomb and a jack hammer, but I turned off the lights!
Mokuba: *demented voice* excellent!
Marik: (O_o) just how much fondue did you eat?
Mokuba: *sounding a lot like Bakura* that is of no concern now! *turning to Marik* Tonight we shall steal souls!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marik: O_o0
Mokuba: *sounding a lot like Kaiba* you see it's all part of my plan. We won't turn on the lights until tomorrow, and by that time no one will be able to see us when we put the pranks/traps all over the house!
Marik: -_- yeah, I know, I made that plan up.
Mokuba: *sounds like Yami* by tomorrow they shall know who the real King of Games is! *does Weevil's maniac laugh*
Marik: since when did you become schizophrenic?
Mokuba: since when did you ask so many questions!!
Marik: *sigh* I am waaaaay to nice to you.
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Tea: Bakura?! Where are you? I can't see a thing.
Bakura: I'm right here. take my hand.
Tea: *blushes* um okay..
Bakura: *proceeding down the hallway* From what I remember, if we keep on going down we'll come to the door.
Tea: here it is! *opens door with free hand*
Bakura: Jeez, there at least fifty in here.
Tea: I wonder why Kaiba has so many candles?
Bakura: *lights one* dunno, but their quite romantic don't you think?
Tea: *blushing even more* yeah, sure.
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Mai: You guys can stay up, but I need my beauty sleep!
Tristan: how come you want to go upstairs now, but you didn't when someone had to get the candles?!
Mai: because....because...Serenity, Isis lets go
*All three girls go upstairs*
Ryou: I am probably going to sleep to, and I am not going to be naked!
Yugi: good night Ryou! Don't the bed bugs bite *demented voice* literally..
Joey: *going upstairs* yeah, I think that we all need a good night's sleep.
Tristan: *with Joey* quite right old chap!
Malik: -_- *yawn* I am beginning to hate your accent.
Seto: *going upstairs* Yami, if your going to possibly go insane and on a homicidal rampage over night, try not to get any blood on the carpet.
Yami: your leaving?! Uh, you guys couldn't stay just a tiny bit longer?!
Yugi: O_o, We really need to go to sleep. Unless you really want me to stay down here with you.
Yami: th-that's o-okay, I'll be just fine.
Yugi: okay, *goes upstairs*
Yami: Wide open spaces, Wide open spaces, Wiiide ooopen spaaaces......
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(there are now lit candles going up and down the upstairs hallway, isn't that just cute?!)
Mai: Nice job on the candles, Tea, makes this house seem a bit less scary.
Tea: thanks, now we better get to sleep, we are going to have to do stuff during the night *winks*
Mai: yeah, we really need our rest *winks*
Tristan: I don't know what you lasses are "winking" about but count me out of it. *goes into room* Good night.
Joey: I just want to let you guys know that I am pretty famous for snoring, so just try to ignore it.
Serenity: That's impossible! I swear once I heard you snore from down the street!
Joey: ^_^0 well, uh good night guys.
Serenity, Mai, Tea: good night, Joey.
*Mai and Tea go into room*
Mai: This is going to be soooooooo much fun!
*Serenity and Isis come through adjoining door*
Serenity: you guys got all the materials?
Mai: Toilet paper, shaving cream, markers, alarm clocks, and mistletoe!!
Tea: mistletoe! excellent!
Isis: *writes something down*
Mai: *reads it* "who should we attack first?" Good question!
Serenity: I vote Joey!
Tea: yeah me to!
Mai: then without further ado! *dramatic point* Torture time!
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Mokuba: *sticking head out of basement door* coast is clear!
Marik: *holding a whole bunch of stuff for pranks* We should first try to freak out Yami, or something because he is in the closet.
Mokuba: *turns on flashlight* follow me!! *runs off*
Marik: hey wait! *mumbling* kids these days..
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Yami: *stacking the change in all of the coats* I am soooooooo bored. *knocks down change tower* I wish something exciting would come up.*sigh*
*Marik is in front of the closet and he happens to have a tape player with a whole bunch of freaky-scary sounds on it.*
Marik: *evil grin* *pushes play*
Yami: *starts stacking coins again*
tape player: *glass breaks, scream, evil laugh*
Yami: (((((((O_o))))))) *jumps, knocking down the coin tower* ooooooooookay....that wasn't normal
tape player: *werewolf, evil laugh, ghost*
Yami: uh, w-whose out there?
tape player: *chainsaw*
Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attempts to run around in a circle then crashes into closest wall* @_@
Marik: *snickering*
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Marik: *runs up to Mokuba* well, Yami's taken care of! *smirk* You should of heard him! hahaha!
Mokuba: excellent! Now we shall go upstairs and freak out the rest of the gang!
*runs off*
Marik: *following him* why do I suddenly feel like I am not in charge?
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Mai: Isis, did you hang up all the mistletoe?
Isis: *nods*
Mai: great!
*Serenity and Tea run up*
Serenity: It took a lot of will power, but Seto and Malik, are completely engulfed in Shaving cream.
Tea: Joey is wrapped up like a mummy in toilet paper
Serenity: Ryou is covered in doodles
Tea: and Tristan is surrounded by alarm clocks
Mai: What about Yugi and Bakura?
Tea: Yugi wasn't in his room, and Bakura was smart enough to lock both of his doors.
Mai: oh well, at least we got most of the boys, *yawns* I feel accomplished for the night!
Tea: *yawns* I'm with you Mai, good night Isis and Serenity!
Serenity: good night.
*about a minute after they close their doors Marik and Mokuba come up*
Marik: *extinguishes all the candles*
Mokuba: *whispering* Marik, do you have the string??
Marik: *whispering* right here.
Mokuba: and the chocolate, honey, fake spiders, roaches, rats, party poppers, and marshmallows?
Marik: yeah.
Mokuba: *evil smirk* this is going to be interesting!
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRNing!
Tristan: *talking in his sleep* yeah.....right there.....oh yeah......thanks mom!
*Alarm clocks go off*
Tristan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Joey: *wakes up* what the-*rolls off bed* WHO THE HECK PUT ME IN TOILET PAPER?!
Tristan: HOW DO YOU TURN THESE THINGS OFF?!?!
Joey: *squirming on the floor*
Ryou: *comes in from adjoining door* WHAT'S ALL THIS RACKET ABOUT?!
Tristan: I DON'T KNOW! SOMEONE MUST OF-WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!
Ryou: MY FACE? *turns to mirror* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Joey: COULD SOME ONE HELP ME?!?
*Malik and Seto walk in very slowly, covered from head to toe in shaving cream*
Malik: *wipes some from his eyes* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
Seto: WHICH ONE OF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?
Tristan: *starts laughing* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS!?!?
Seto: ISN'T OBVIOUS YOU ASSHOLE?!? SOME ONE PULLED PRANKS ON US!!
Ryou: WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT LATER BUT UNTIL THEN COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN OFF ALL THESE ALARM CLOCKS?!?
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*^*^*^*^*^Bakura's dream*^*^*^*^*^*^
somewhere in a beautiful plain where flowers grow and Bakura is king of the world
Bakura: Ah, life couldn't get better, I have all the Millennium items, Yami was put in a mental institute, and I've become King of Games!
Tea: *comes out of nowhere* Oh Bakura! It's horrible! *does dramatic fall into Bakura's lap*
Bakura: what happened Tea?
Tea: It's just that I love you so much that it hurts!
Bakura: that's okay!
Tea: Oh Bakura...
both lean into a kiss but-
Bakura: Tea! *wakes up due to the shouting and alarm clocks* What the hell?!?!
*gets out of bed, mumbling* just when I was having the best dream of my life..
*goes outside, but trips over a string, causing him to fall in a gigantic bucket of liquid chocolate, marshmallows, and honey.*
Bakura: WHAT THE HELL!??!
Ryou: *comes out of Joey's room* yami!!! What happened to you?!
Bakura: *all sticky* IF i EVER FIND THE PERSON WHO DID THIS, I WILL SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP THEIR-O_o what happened to your face?
Ryou: dunno, someone pulled a prank on all of us!
Bakura: where's the rest of the noise coming from?!
Ryou: about 45 alarm clocks!
Bakura: *comes out of the bucket and goes into Joey's room*
*everyone is desperately trying to turn of the clocks, and Joey is still squirming on the ground*
Bakura: geez..*Millennium ring glows and the clocks go silent* *sigh* that's better.
Seto: This is an outrage!!! I demand to know who did this!
Ryou: well it's none of us, I mean, we wouldn't pull pranks on our selves!
Joey: *finally out of the toilet paper* Wait a minute! Where's Yug?
*silence*
Malik: THAT SHORT, TRI-COLOR HAIRED, BIOTCH! He did this!
Seto: But where is he?!?!? I swear if I find him I going to knock him so hard Yami's gonna feel it!
Tristan: I don't know about you guys, but I am not gonna stand around and wait for him to come to us!
Bakura: Let' go find the demented punk!
Guys: yeah!
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Mai: *wakes up to find the whole entire room covered in roaches, spiders and rats* T-T-Tea?
Tea: *wakes up* wha-oh my god...
*silence for awhile*
Mai and Tea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Mai: eww! gross! *jumps off bed and heads towards door*
Tea: hey! wait for me!!!!!
*when the knob is turned, about 20 party poppers go off*
Mai and Tea: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Serenity and Isis run in from experiencing about the same thing*
Isis: Who in Ra's name did this?!?!
Mai: I don't know!!!
Tea: hey guys *picks up fake roach* these aren't really real!
Serenity: WHAT?!
Isis: oh someone is definitely going to pay for this!
Tea: how can someone play pranks on the pranksters!!! I bet you it was Bakura or Joey or something!
Mai: come on girls! WE are going to go downstairs to find out!
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*boys are downstairs looking for Yugi*
Tristan: I can't believe Yugi would actually do something like that to us! I mean it's Yugi!
Joey: if we don't do something about his personality switch he could very well turn into Malik!
Malik: hey!
Ryou: hey, shouldn't someone let Yami out?
Bakura: uh, no use in waking him up...
Joey: -_- gosh I'll do it..*opens closet to find*
Yami: *like a deer in headlights* (((((((O_O)))))))
Bakura: what happened to him?
Yami: *snaps out of it* Bakura!
Bakura: what do you want?!
Yami: *poking Bakura in the chest* I know it was you who came down here in the middle of the night and tried to freak me out!
Bakura: ~_~ you really are insane! I wasn't even awake during the night!
Yami: you were too!
Bakura: was not!
Yami: were--why are covered in goop? And your in shaving cream, and you have doodles all over your face!
Ryou: it was your idiotic hikari! He's off his rocker! I can understand him being mad at me, but come on!
Malik: so where is he?! If I don't make something bleed sooner or later I am going to go nuts!
*girls come down*
Isis: OKAY! WHICH OF YOUR BIRDBRAINS RIGGED OUR ROOMS!!!!!
Serenity: *grabbing Joey by the ear* Joey Anthony Wheeler! I can't believe you would stoop to something as low as pulling pranks on girls!!!!
Joey: ow ow! It wasn't me! Let go!
Serenity: really? then who was it?
Seto: probably the same person who pulled the pranks on us!
Tea: that's silly, because we pulled the pr-*Mai covers her mouth ((O_O))
Joey: you guys pulled the pranks on us??!?!?!
Tristan: I knew it!!!!!!!!
Bakura: I swear I will torture all three of you!
Serenity: what about Tea?!
Bakura: to me she's innocent.
Mai: wait! the problem still isn't solved, because someone pulled a prank on us!
Ryou: it was probably Yugi, he wasn't here when we woke up!
Isis: ooooor when we were planting our pranks!
Malik: hmmmmmmm, If I were a insane psycho whose constantly getting dumped by girls where would I be.....
Isis: *smacks Malik* you are an insane psycho whose constantly getting dumped by girls!
Malik: @_@ then I would be...in the den watching Tv!!!!!
Bakura: then to the den!!!!!!!
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the den
Yugi: *sleeping on the couch doing one of the cute snores* *snore* zebezebezoooooooo *snore* zebezebezoooooooo...
Seto: *whispering* shhhhhh! there he is!
Yugi: *still snoring*
Ryou: *whispering* okay, on my count! One, two, three! *lightly nudges Yugi* Yugi wake up!
Yugi: wha? Yami, give me five more minutes....*goes back to sleep*
Bakura: *grabs Yugi and starts shaking him violently* WAKE UP YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: huh?
Mai: grrrrr...YUGI WAKE UP!!!!!
Yugi: wha?!?! what's going on here!
Serenity: What do you mean *mimics Yugi's voice* "what's going on here?!"
Isis: we know what you did Yugi Moto!!!
Yugi: I didn't do anything!
Tea: Oh yeah right! you weren't there at night when we were pulling pranks! How is it that you are the only one that didn't have a prank pulled on them!
Yugi: but I didn't do it I swear!
Mai: Then what were you doing down here?!
Yugi: oh, uh, *looks at his feet* I sorta sleepwalk sometimes..
Girls: WHAT?!
Yami: it's true, there was this one time, where we woke up in New York in some
club! Boy, those were the days!
Seto: that still doesn't make any sense, I mean Yugi couldn't do all this stuff while he was asleep!
Yugi: See, told ya!
Mai: but who could of done this to us! There is no one else in this house!
Bakura: or is there....
*silence*
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Gw: *still in the crate of votes* Yami.....and Bakura! *jumps out* Yami and Bakura are tied!
Yami/Bakura: WHAT?!?
Gw: and Malik has a lot of votes too..
Malik: cool!
Bakura: *choking Malik* I'll kill you!!!!!!
Malik: you say *gasp* that so often *gasp* it's lost all meaning!
Bakura: *let's go of Malik* *walks up to Gw* listen here missy! I am going to win this and your going to make me!
Gw: *rolls eyes* Bakura, I don't know if you've noticed, but I have a lot more power then you have!
Bakura: *millennium ring glows* We'll see about t-What the?!
Gw: *turns ring into rubber chicken*
Bakura: MY RING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *breaks down crying*