Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh: Christmas Party ❯ Starting the Party! ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, just yet anyway

Bakura: Always with the corniness

Gw: You always with the meanness.

Bakura: I'm not mean! Just that you're really an idiotic authoress

*Suddenly red lights flash*

Bakura: 0_0 what was that!

Yami: You've activated the mad authoress alert!

Ryou: Everyone run for your lives! *Starts running in circles*Aghhhhhhhhhhhh!

Joey: *slaps him* put your self-together man! She is about to explode!

Yami: Where's my baby?!?! My baby?!?!? COULD SOMEONE PLEASE FIND MY BABY?!?!

Everyone: 0_o?

Yami: I mean, where's Yugi?!?

Tea: thar' she blows!

Joey: take cover!!!!!!

*Everyone takes cover, leaving Bakura alone*

Gw: *shaking with anger* what did you just call me?

Bakura: uh...a very nice little girl?

Gw: *cracks knuckles* when I am done with you, you ain't gonna be pretty no more. *Lunges at Bakura*

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*Afterwards everyone is sitting calmly drinking tea (not Tea)*

Yami: Oh Bakura!!!! Could you bring me more tea?

*Bakura comes in a pretty little pink dress*

Bakura: *through gritted teeth* yes...

Yami: yes, what?

Bakura: Yes *sighs* oh high pharaoh...

Yami: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I can get used to this!

Gw: Yup, its the life.

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In front of Seto's giganto mansion.

Seto: They should be here by now...

Mokuba: * in a cute little Christmas hat* oh don't worry, big brother, they are probably caught in traffic or something.

Seto: Hey, I never said it was a bad thing.

*Just then Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, and Tea show up*

Mokuba: *really loud* HI YAMI! *Runs up and gives Yami a hug*

(an: by the way, if you don't know, everyone loves Mokuba in this fic ^_^)

Yami: Hi there little fella.

Seto: *eyes about to pop out of his skull* I'll kill you! *Yugi and Ryou stop him from kikin' the crap out of Yami*

Tea: Hello Mokuba, Seto, where is everyone else?

Joey: Right behind you.

*Tristan, Joey, Mai, and Serenity are show up*

Tristan: Can we come in!? It's like below a zillion out here!

Seto: Sure, *holds door open for Serenity*

Serenity: *blushing up a storm* thank you Seto!

Seto: *in dazed mode, walks in after her*

Joey: You could open the door for the rest of us mister pennybags! *Holds door open for Mai*

Mai: I see that you've learned some manners from the last time we've met, Joey.

Joey: *blushing* yeah...

Yami: *holding door open for Tea* go on in Tea!

Tea: Why thank you Yami!

Yami: *sticks tongue out at Bakura*

Bakura: I'll kill you!

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Inside...

Yugi: *looking around anxiously*aren't we missing someone?

Tristan: Yeah your girlfriend...

Yugi: *blushing* SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

Isis: *from behind him* I'm not?

Yugi: Isis! I-I didn't see you there!

Isis: hmph! *Walks away*

Yugi: *running after her* I didn't mean it that way!

Bakura: well if she is here then...

Yami: Here psycho brother's here too...

*Malik and Marik walk in*

Malik: who said I was psycho?

Yugi: Well, when you try to kill a couple people, you don't get a very good rep.

Mokuba: YAY MARIK'S HERE! *Runs up and give Marik a hug...*

(an: yeah, I know it's weird, bare with me)

Everyone: ((((O___O))))

Mokuba: just the person I wanted to see! Follow me I have something to show you!

Seto: I don't trust you going anywhere with *points at Marik* that-that maniac!

Marik: Don't worry Kaiba *smirks evilly* I won't lay a finger on your precious little brother.

Seto: I don't know why, but I don't really believe you!

Mokuba: Don't worry about me, Seto! Let's go!

*Both of them walk away*

Joey: I'm hungry.

Mai: you're always hungry, you're like a bottomless pit

Tristan: or the thing that eats and eats and never poops.

Tea: or the always-starving man..

Yugi: or--

Joey: ALRIGHT ALREADY! I'm not hungry anymore.....

Seto: You know this is a party, and I do have food.

Joey: Why didn't you tell me sooner?!?! *Runs off in direction of food*

Yugi: Does he even know where the food is?

Tristan: Don't worry, once at a camp out, he smelt a McDonalds that was 5 miles

away, he was eating big Macs all the way home.

Everyone: 0_o?

Seto: anyway, I am going to get Mokuba away from that psycho killer you guys just chill here..........

*Goes away*

Tea: well, I am already bored. *Plops down on loveseat*

Bakura: *attempting to make small talk* You want to talk about anything? *Sits down on loveseat*

Yami: *glaring at Bakura* yeah, I am here for you anytime*sits down on opposite side of the loveseat*

Tea: you guys, I'm squished, could one of you move?!

Bakura: I was here first!

Yami: well you taking up the most room!

Bakura: I am not!

Yami: You are too!!!!

Bakura: Well if you care so much why don't you get your butt out of here!

Yami: I am not moving until you move!

Bakura: fine!

Yami: FINE!

Bakura: FINE!

Tea: you guys....

Yami: FINE TIMES A BILLION!

Bakura: FINE TIMES A ZILLION!

Tea: um, you guys.....

Yami: FINE TIMES INFINITY!

Bakura: FINE TIMES INFINITY PLUS ONE!

Tea: *shouting* YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!

*Yami and Bakura both shutup*

Tea: Never mind *stands up and walk away*

Bakura: *whispering* look at what you did, you got her angry!

Yami: *whispering* I got her angry?!? You're the one who wouldn't move!

Bakura: Don't start with me pharaoh!!!

Yami: Don't start with me you tomb raider!

Bakura: Fine!

Yami: FINE!

Bakura: FINE!

*Both sit at opposite ends of loveseat*

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*Seto's walking down the hallway following the voices of Marik and Mokuba*

Marik: *from inside room* That won't work! I think they are smarter than that!

Seto: *pressing ear against door* What?

Mokuba: *also in room* no, no, no if we put that there, they won't tell the difference.

Marik: I never thought of that! I like the way you think kid!

Mokuba: Don't let this cute face fool you!

*Both laugh like maniacs*

Mokuba: This will be the best Christmas ever!

Seto: *in thought* what could they be planning?

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