Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh: Christmas Party ❯ Hide and Seek ( Chapter 2 )

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(An: Oh yeah, since this Bakura and Yami rivalry is getting hot when your posting a review put who you think is going to get her (Tea) in the end! I promise that one, and only one person will get her, don't worry, it won't be those everyone wins fic. Any yami can win! I mean, win tea's love that is...)

Yami: You hear that Laura Croft? I'm going to end up with Tea!

Bakura: I believe she said that anyone could!

Yami: You know what?!?! I challenge you to a duel!

Bakura: I am always ready! *Pulls out deck*

Yami: Not that type of duel you idiot! *Sticks out hand* THUMB WAR!

Bakura: Fine! *Grabs Yami's hand*

Yami and Bakura: One two three four, I declare a thumb war!

*Go into full thumb war mode*

Yugi: for a 5000-year-old, he doesn't seem a day over 2...

Ryou: Let's just pretend like we don't know them *covers face*

Yami: *really fast* onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten! I WIN! Hah! In! Your!

Face! Tomb Raider! *Does victory dance*

Bakura: NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! I want a rematch!

Yami: No way! I won fair and square!

Bakura: I was caught off guard!

Yami: too bad! Too sad! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Bakura: I think your forgetting something pharaoh....

Yami: MWAHAHAHA-huh?

Bakura: your getting tortured in this chapter!

Gw: I almost forgot!

Yami: 0_o()

Gw: *laughing evilly* hmmhmmhmm...MWAHAHAHAHA...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Pre play

Mokuba: Yay let's play a game!

Seto: Did you happen to have any sugar today, Mokuba?

Mokuba: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........................

Joey: I wouldn't believe Huggles McGee over there.

Tea: I've told you a million times! Don't exaggerate!

Tristan: He's not! He hugged me twice, Ryou three times, Joey three times, Yami

five times, Bakura four times, Yugi six times, Isis three times, Mai seven times, Malik

three times and Marik nine times!

Joey: You actually kept count?

Tristan: I also made a pie graph! *Pulls out a pie graph*

Tea: -_-0

Mokuba: Anyway...I vote that the first game we play is Hide and Seek

Marik: I second that.

Mokuba: Then it's settled! We shall play Hide and Seek!

Yugi: Don't you think that that is a little immature for high schoolers, Mokuba?

Joey: YAY! HIDE AND GO SEEK!

Tristan: I LOVE THIS GAME!

Yugi: -_- never mind...

Mokuba: Marik has to count to 20! And the rest of you hide!

Yami: No way am I going to try to get found by sunshine over here! It's a mansion! He could kill every last one of us!

Bakura: I wouldn't trust him in a small place either.

Seto: -_- I'm not the one who invited him

Tea: Oh come on you guys! It'll be fun!

Yami and Bakura: *all starry eyed* ok Tea!

Mokuba: Ok everyone hide! The Christmas tree will be the safe! *Runs off at 100 miles Per hour in a direction*

Seto: Mokuba! Come back! *In thought* I have a very bad feeling about this.

Marik: One.... Two...three...four...

Joey: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! I gotta hide! *Continues to ramble and runs up the

Stairs*

Tristan: Wait for me! *Follows Joey*

*Serenity hides in the kitchen, Mai in the upstairs bathroom, Ryou hides behind the big screen TV, Malik in hallway closet, Isis in the master bedroom, Tea another upstairs bedroom, and Yugi behind the couch in the den*

Bakura: *in thought* I'll simply follow Tea in the bedroom! I bet the dumb pharaoh didn't think of that!

Yami: *also in thought* I'll simply follow Tea in the bedroom! I bet the dumb Tomb

Raider didn't think of that!

*So everyone is in their hiding places*

Marik: Ready or not here I come! MWAHAHAHA!

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Tea: *walks into the bedroom where she supposedly (how do you spell that?) is hiding*

Tea: My gosh it is really dark in here. *Hears Marik's evil laugh* -_- I think I'll hide somewhere else *leaves*

Then enters Bakura

Bakura: *in thought* Well, I guess I got here before her. Hmmmm it's dark, I wonder what she's planning...*Goes into the bathroom looking for her*

Then enters Yami

Yami: *in thought* it's really dark in here. Oh well, whatever suits her. *Slams door*

Bakura: *hears door shut* heh heh heh, I guess that's her! *Goes into bedroom, but it is so dark that neither knows who the other is*

Bakura: *in thought* Better make this quick *quickly puts arms around Yami's waist*

Yami: *in thought* Whoa! Feisty! Oh well that's just how I like it. *Puts his arms around Bakura*

Bakura: *in thought* poor pharaoh he's missing all the fun...

Yami: *in thought* poor Tomb Raider he's missing all the fun...

*Yami and Bakura kiss*

Yami: Wow your good at that.

Bakura: What happened to your voice?

Yami: What? I should ask you that.

*Takes awhile to realize whom each other is*

Bakura: WHAT THE HELL?!?

Yami: *even louder* WHAT THE HELL??!!

Bakura: *spits* oh gosh *spits* I can't believe it!

Yami: *also spitting* What the Hell is your fuggin problem?!?!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: You're the flaming homo who came in here trying to molest me!

Yami: You're the one who started touching me!

Bakura: You practically threw your self at me-but that's not the point! Why did you kiss me!?!?

Yami: I thought you were Tea!!!

Bakura: I thought you were Tea!

Yami: Why the hell were you trying to put the moves on Tea!?!

Bakura: I should be asking you that question!

Yami: I'll kill you! *Lunges at Bakura*

Bakura: Not before I kill you!!!!!!! *Lunges at Yami*

*Both strangle each other*

Yami: *getting strangled* It's no use!

Bakura: *also getting strangled* We're evenly matched!

*Both let go*

Yami: We'll *inhale* there is only *inhale* one thing to do!

Bakura: *inhale* What? *Inhale*

Yami: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

Bakura: ((O_O))

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Gw: Oh yay! Bakura and Yami kissed!

Bakura: I feel abused... well look on the bright side! Yami gets tortured!

Gw: Oh yeah! ^_^0 I decided to cancelled that.

Bakura: Oo, WHAT?!?!

Yami: Yes!

Bakura: That's okay! I'll do it myself! *Lunges at Yami*

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Gw: *standing over Yami, whose unconscious* my gosh, I didn't even know you could do that to a person!

Yugi: Yami, Yami are you okay?!?!

Yami: *looking into space* I see a light! And I see...Skipper! Skipper come here! Good dog! *Pets invisible puppy*

Yugi: weird.

Gw: Oh jeez.... Could someone call a doctor? *Mumbling* that was the third bishie Bakura beat up this week.