Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yugioh: Cruise Lines ❯ Road Trip ( Chapter 1 )

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SSU: Well the battle of the perfect pairings has begun!

Yami: -_- What do you mean?

Bakura: Duh! Haven't you been reading! SSU is letting the readers decide who gets who!

Yami: -_-0 Oh.

SSU: And so far, Bakura is with Tea, Seto's with Serenity, Yugi gets Isis, and Joey gets Mai.

Malik/Yami/Tristan: WHAT?????!!!!!

Bakura/Seto/Yugi/Joey: *give smug looks*

Malik: But I wanted Tea!

Yami: Me too!

Tristan: Yeah and what about me! I want one!

Tea: *to Mai and Serenity* Man, they act like we're candy or something!

Malik: *love struck* But you ARE my little sweet tart!

Tea: Ew!! Back off!

Malik: Ok, love muffin!

SSU: ((o_O)) Ok well don't forget there is still time to change the pairings.

Yami: I'll change them! *looks around* Does anyone have any whiteout?!

Everyone: *rolls eyes*

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Everyone: *meets at Tea's house*

Tea: Is everyone here?

*limo pulls into driveway*

Seto: *gets out of limo* Hey everyone.

Tea: Hey Seto! Glad you could make it!

Seto: Meh, well.

Serenity: Seto! *runs up and gives him a huge hug*

Seto: *blushes*

Serenity: I was so worried that you wouldn't come!

Seto: *grins ear to ear*

Isis: *pulls up in car and gets out with Malik behind her*

Mai: Hey Isis! Uh where's Marik?

Isis: Oh yeah, he has this mystery job that he won't tell me about. So he couldn't come.

Joey: Why does he need a job?

Isis: Because he "accidentally" burned someone's house down and I told him that he had to pay for the damages.

Everyone: ((o_O))

Tea: Well, I guess that means that we have an opening.

Tristan: *pops out of nowhere* Did someone say "opening"?

Yami: Whoa where'd you come from?!

Tristan: Oh just passing by…

Yugi: -_- You've been stocking us haven't you?!

Tristan: *taken aback* No why would you think that?!

Mai: -_- Maybe because you're wearing camouflage and you have leaves in your weird-looking hair.

Serenity: *giggles*

Tristan: *tries franticly to get the leaves out of his hair*

Tea: *rolls eyes* Oh ok, Tristan. You can come on the cruise. Just go and pack.

Tristan: *pulls out a packed suitcase* Done!

Everyone: ((O_O))

Bakura: That's….disturbing.

Seto: Uh can we get going already?

Tea: Yeah! Ok lets see there's Tristan's goofy van, Seto's limo, and Isis's car--.

Joey: I call the limo!

Seto: Whoa, wait a minute Wheeler! What makes you think that you were going with me?

Joey: My sister for one! You think that I'm going to let my sister go on a little road trip with you by herself!? Beside I`ve always wanted to ride in luxury!

Serenity: Joey!

Seto: *gives death glare to Joey*

Mai: I'll go in the limo with Joey.

Tea: Isis, I'll go with you.

Yami/Malik/Bakura: Me too!!

Yugi: I guess I can go in the limo.

Ryou: The limo sounds nice to me!

Tea: And Tristan, you can take the entire luggage in your van!

Tristan: What?! Aw man! *walks off to van mumbling*

Everyone: *piles into cars*

Joey: *voice echoes* Whoa! Kiba this limo is…..really long…and big. Hey I can hear myself!

Echo Joey: Hey I can hear myself!

Joey: Cool!!

Echo Joey: Cool!

Joey: Kiba's weird!

Echo Joey: Kiba's weird!

Joey: *to everyone* Watch this. *back to echo* Joey's the coolest and the best duelist ever!

*silence*

Joey: *clears throat* Joey's the coolest and the best duelist ever!!!!

*silence again*

Joey: -_-0 *trys again* Joey's the--- *Yugi covers his mouth*

Yugi: Ok Joey! Stop now while you still have your dignity.

~*~*meanwhile out of Joey's little world*~*~*~

Tea: *gets in car and slams door* Ok Isis we'll lead the way! *looks in back seat*

Yami/Malik/Bakura: *give devious grins*

Tea: *whispers to Isis* I just realized that I stuck in a small car with 3 maniacs behind me!

Isis: Oh don't you worry Tea! Malik won't do anything that he might regret later. Isn't that right Malik?

Malik: *shirks* Yes my beloved sister whom I adore so much.

Isis: Good. *starts car*

Tea: Ok then everyone! Let's go!

*cars pull out of driveway and drive off*

Yami: Uh Malik?

Malik: Yes?

Yami: Why are you twitching?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~In Seto's limo 3 hours later*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Serenity: *sleeping* *lying against Seto*

Mai: *also sleeping* *lying against Joey*

Yugi: *duh sleeping against Ryou- uh I mean the door*

Ryou: *talking on walkie-talkie that links to Tristan's car and Isis's car* Hey is anyone awake over there?

Voice: Maybeeeee.

Ryou: Malik is that you?

Malik: How'd you guess?

Ryou: I dunno. I guess it just came to me. Is Bakura there?

Malik: Oh he's here alright! In fact here he is! *puts walkie-talkie in front of Bakura*

Bakura: *snoring*

Ryou: I guess not. Malik?

Malik: Yeah?

Ryou: Why aren't you asleep like everyone else?

Malik: Maybe because if I lean this way, I'm on Yami, and if I lean this way, then I'm on Bakura!

Ryou: o_O

Malik: *trys to push Bakura off of him* Get off of me you fool! *Yami falls on him* Hey Yami stop! *pushes Yami off but can't* Yami!! Move! Ahhh!

Ryou: -_-0 Uh Malik?

Malik: Hold on! *gives Yami a final push off of him* Ok, now stay! *to Ryou* Ok now what were you going to say?

Ryou: Uh nevermind. *turns talkie to different frequency* Hey is anyone there?

Feminine Voice: Yeah. Who's this?

Ryou: My name's Ryou.

Feminine Voice: My name's Brittany. I'm a pop star.

Ryou: Brittany Spears?!

Brittany: Yep!

Ryou: Really! Hey can I um have your number!

Brittany: Sure! *gives number*

Ryou: *does happy dance*

*~*~*~*~*~*Isis's car*~*~*~*~*

Malik: *changes his frequency on walkie-talkie* Hello?

Voice: Hi my name's Jessie.

Malik: Uh …….hi.

Voice: What's your name?

Malik: *still grumpy from Yami and Bakura* Like I'd tell you!

Jessie: Hey you don't have to get testy!

Malik: I'm not testy!

Jessie: Yes you are!

Malik: No I'm not-wait a minute I don't have to argue with you!

Jessie: Don't start with me, I've had a ruff day, and I'm in no mood for this.

Malik: Well I don't give a fudge about your day!

Jessie: That's it! Who are you!

Malik: I'm Malik! Hear me roar! *changes frequency*

Isis: *just now taking of her headphones* Uh Malik? What are you yelling for?

Malik: Nothing my beloved sister whom I adore so much. *shuts up*

(an: Ok I know that that was pretty random but I promise that is will get better)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*2 hours later in limo*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ryou: *big grin on face*

Joey; Uh what's up with you?

Ryou; You won't believe what happened to me while you guys were sleeping!

Seto: Let me guess you got the phone number of a famous pop star over the walkie-talkie.

Ryou: YES!!!!!

Everyone: ((O_O))

Seto: -_-0 Ok I wasn't serious.

Serenity: Ok first of all if by some miracle you did get a pop star's number, who is she? And how did you get this "phone number"?

Ryou: *takes deep breath* Ok I was just playing with the walkie-talkie and I started to talk to Malik and I asked him why he wasn't sleeping like the rest of you and he said-

Mai: Get to the point!

Ryou: Ok ok! Let's see…oh yes… and after I was done talking to Malik I changed to frequency and I started to talk to a girl and I asked her her name and she said her name was….

Everyone: *leans in*

Ryou: BRITTENY SPEARS!!!!!

Everyone: *blink blink*

Ryou: It true!

Everyone: *blink blink*

Ryou: Come on you guys you have to believe me!

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Ryou: -_-0

Yugi: *still laughing* And what did this "Brittany" say to you?

Ryou: Well she said…. that….well she told me her name! Ok?!

Seto: *wiping eyes* And is that all she told you?

Ryou: Yeah. Pretty much.

Everyone: *bursts out laughing again*

~*~*~* Arrive at the Florida rest stop ~*~*~*~*~

Seto/Joey/Yugi: *races to bathroom*

Mai: Ugh! Seto just had to have a huge cooler full of sodas in that fat limo of his!

Tea: Well that's Seto for you.

Yami: Hey! Free orange juice! *runs over to orange juice stand*

Bakura: *gets out of car and stretches* Man, now that's what I call a good nap!

Malik: *gets out behind him* Well then, YOU can sit in the middle next time! *storms off*

Bakura: *raises eyebrow* Ooook….I'm not even going to try and ask what that was all about.

Yami: *at orange juice stand* WHAT DO YOU MEAN `I CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN ONE CUP OF ORANGE JUICE'!!!!?????

Man at stand: I'm sorry, sir. Only one cup per person.

Yami: *going insane* WHY I OUTTA!!!!!!! *gets dragged away by Serenity*

Serenity: Come on Yami. Let's go find Tea.

Yami: *stops shouting and perks up* Really? Ok!

Seto/Yugi/Joey: *comes out of bathroom*

Seto: Man that's a relief!

Joey: Literally!

Yugi: Tell me about it.

Joey: Hey is that an orange juice stand over there?

Yugi: Yeah.

Seto: All that "going to the bathroom" has made me thirsty.

Joey: Me too!

Yugi: Me three!

Seto/Yugi/Joey: *run to stand*

*~*~*~*~*Elsewhere*~*~*~*~*~*

Malik/Isis/Tea/Mai/Bakura: *sitting at a booth in the diner connected to the rest stop*

Malik: *still grumpy*

Mai: Uh Malik? What happened to you?

Malik: Oh it's just that while everyone was asleep I got into this fight with this Jessie kid.

Tea: What did you say?

Malik: I told them that I didn't give a crap about their problems and I mainly turned it off before that stupid kid could say anything more!

Big tough-looking trucker man: *sitting behind Malik* *Turns around and taps Malik on the shoulder* You Malik?

Malik: Yeah, *turns around* Who's asking? *sees big man and looks up at him* ((O_O))

Man: *gives death glare* I'm Jessie!!

Malik: ((O_O)) *in thought* I'm dead!

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