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The Gohan and Fred Show (episode 5)

Gohan: Hello and welcome to the Gohan..

Fred: And Fred..

Gohan: Show. As usual we are joined by Kevin.

Kevin: Surprisingly enough, I haven't been kicked off TV yet. Who would have guessed?

Gohan: And, because now she doesn't trust Fred alone, Rini is joining the cast.

Rini: (to Fred) This won't give you a chance to cheat on me, you bastard.

Fred: Nothing happened. She was just hugging me.

Rini: Whatever. Now, you're all mine.

Kevin: Actually, he's my monkey.

Fred: I am not monkey, I am..

Gohan: Oozakbu..

Kevin: God of donuts..

Both: Pies and other pastries.

Gohan: You know that is getting kind of old.

Kevin: Yeah.

Gohan: But getting back to the show, who do we have on for today?

Kevin: (handing Gohan the card) I think it was a good idea to get the other two over with.

Gohan: (reads the card) Today, we have the other two main characters of FFX-2, Yuna and Paine. (Yuna and Paine walk out)

Yuna: Hello. It's good to be here.

Paine: Personally, I would have rather stayed home.

Yuna: Paine, don't be disrespectful.

Paine: It's not like it matters, no ones watching.

Kevin: Hey, we're starting to get more people. I mean, we're already doing better than the Magic Johnson show.

Paine: Whatever.

Gohan: So what are you two up to now?

Yuna: Well, I'm going on tour starting next week.

Kevin: How are you going on tour? You only have those two songs.

Yuna: Yeah, but those two songs are very catchy. I figured I would sing the same two songs for about half an hour.

Gohan: And what about you Paine?

Paine: I don't have anything.

Rini: (suddenly) You're thinking about her aren't you, Fred.

Fred: What? What the hell are you talking about?

Rini: You know damn well what I'm talking about. You're thinking about that trashy slut again, aren't you?

Fred: I'm just sitting here.

Yuna: What's going on?

Gohan: Rini's accusing Fred of cheating on her with Rikku.

Yuna: Wow, it's just like Days of Our Lives.

Kevin: I'd rather watch Passions.

Paine: Me too. It's so twisted.

Fred: Will you guys shut up? This is none of your business.

Rini: Quit changing the subject and tell me the truth.

Fred: The truth is that I didn't really like her. She was crazy. And you're starting to lose points yourself.

Rini: Oh I'm sorry baby. Don't dump me. I'll be good. I swear.

Kevin: Maybe we should get back to the show.

Gohan: Why? This is better than any of the crap we've done.

Kevin: You got a point there.

Gohan: Besides we're just about out of time.

Kevin: And we haven't had a cat fight yet.

Gohan: Do we really need to have one?

Kevin: YES!!! (thinking of something quickly) Uh... Yuna, Paine said that you're a slut.

Paine: Oh, please. Yuna knows that I've never said...

Yuna: Paine, why would you call me that? I thought we were friends.

Paine: Yuna, I never said that... (mumbling) to your face, anyway.

Yuna: You bitch! (Yuna attacks Paine and a fight begins)

Gohan: (noticing that Kevin is sitting in silence watching intently) Are you going to scream cat fight?

Kevin: Sh... I'm enjoying this.

Gohan: Whatever. We're all out of time. Join us tomorrow.

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